tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post114857255184031148..comments2023-12-06T03:32:53.487-05:00Comments on Blogs4Bauer: RFTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1149009560544369052006-05-30T13:19:00.000-04:002006-05-30T13:19:00.000-04:00Others that would have been funny...Started the ru...Others that would have been funny...<BR/><BR/>Started the rumor that Edgar is named Truffle Shuffle.<BR/><BR/>Put a shoot me sign on George Mason's Back.<BR/><BR/>He and Tony gave George Mason a swirlie.<BR/><BR/>Led Chloe along as his main squeeze, but instead got it on with Michelle and Audrey. Man was Tony pissed.NDwaltershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117984880951797294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1149009448267536122006-05-30T13:17:00.000-04:002006-05-30T13:17:00.000-04:0057. Let his future father in law, well potential,...57. Let his future father in law, well potential, get shot at and drive his car off a cliff....Chappaquidduck style.<BR/>58. Threatened to take out Walt Cumming's eyeball.<BR/>59. Tried to strangle Miles Papazzian, whom Karen Hughes later bitch slapped.<BR/>60. Kill Joseph Wald's pitball, by shooting it. Poor doggie.<BR/>61. Thumbed various DHS whiteshirts to the ground.<BR/>62. Tazed a US Marshal to torture Joseph Prado in S4.<BR/>63. Trusted Nina Myers to do the right thing and instead she crashed CTU's system in Season 3.NDwaltershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117984880951797294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148833183812365162006-05-28T12:19:00.000-04:002006-05-28T12:19:00.000-04:00Daniel, go here to find out why we call people all...Daniel, <A HREF="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/2006/03/b4b-guide-to-nicknames-updated-because.html" REL="nofollow">go here</A> to find out why we call people all the random names that we call them.<BR/><BR/>Elizabeth, unless Jack tortured you until you agreed to watch TV, this does not belong on his karma list, as it was your choice.<BR/><BR/>Unless she clarifies that he actually forced this to happen, I'm hereby striking her number 56, changing The Man's 57 to 56, and adding:<BR/><BR/>57. Kidnapped girlfriend's son and then dumped her hours later.RFTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148828824062608362006-05-28T11:07:00.000-04:002006-05-28T11:07:00.000-04:00Am I missing something here: Why Is Henderson call...Am I missing something here: Why Is Henderson called Biff ? ;)Shablagoo!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02735403619368790644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148817720441552492006-05-28T08:02:00.000-04:002006-05-28T08:02:00.000-04:0057. Attacked a hotel's Christmas Tree in England.57. Attacked a hotel's Christmas Tree in England.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148721325882206932006-05-27T05:15:00.000-04:002006-05-27T05:15:00.000-04:0056.) I'm watching TV again and it's all his fault!...56.) I'm watching TV again and it's all his fault!Elizabethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05770462712346760298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148707138782891792006-05-27T01:18:00.000-04:002006-05-27T01:18:00.000-04:0052) Beat up Tony53) Beat up Chase54) Beat up Curti...52) Beat up Tony<BR/>53) Beat up Chase<BR/>54) Beat up Curtis<BR/>55) Drove van through wall of a warehouse at the docksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148703458344354752006-05-27T00:17:00.000-04:002006-05-27T00:17:00.000-04:0047- Had sex with Nina Myers48- Not educating Kim o...47- Had sex with Nina Myers<BR/>48- Not educating Kim on how to behave or think(that's why she is so stupid and careless)<BR/>49- Not shooting Henderson's wife in the kneecap<BR/>50- Not forgive Heller for his betrayal<BR/>51- Letting Kim marry Chase<BR/><BR/><BR/>I differ in 36 and 42. Samwise Gamgee had it coming. His bad karma was surrendering the keycard to that crackwhore and not reporting it to CTU......thinking about it, he got it easy<BR/><BR/>And #42....It's f'kn Kim bauer! She may be dumb (ok, more than dumb), but she is a Bauer. Plus, she's hot as hell. I wonder if sex with Kim is so good as to deserve torture from her father......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148591856461104612006-05-25T17:17:00.000-04:002006-05-25T17:17:00.000-04:0040. As an "undocumented worker" for 18 months, I d...40. As an "undocumented worker" for 18 months, I didn't pay any local, state, federal, social security, or medicare taxes.ZaijiaNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10380745678215178727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148591526692388532006-05-25T17:12:00.000-04:002006-05-25T17:12:00.000-04:0039. Released ass clown Miles Papazian from choke h...39. Released ass clown Miles Papazian from choke hold.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148591031515392182006-05-25T17:03:00.000-04:002006-05-25T17:03:00.000-04:0036. Made Rudy run into a room full of nerve gas.37...36. Made Rudy run into a room full of nerve gas.<BR/>37. Can navigate between any two locations in Los Angeles within five minutes but doesn't tell any one else how it's done. <BR/>38. Told Tony not to kill Henderson, then Henderson killed Tony.Camhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02140077379416151233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148589311822260782006-05-25T16:35:00.000-04:002006-05-25T16:35:00.000-04:0035. The Sentinel.35. The Sentinel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148583928411554232006-05-25T15:05:00.000-04:002006-05-25T15:05:00.000-04:00Upon cursory review, numbers 3, 6, 8, 9, 11 -- and...Upon cursory review, numbers 3, 6, 8, 9, 11 -- and even #1 -- were done to save the country. <BR/><BR/><BR/>Number 17 was motivation.<BR/><BR/>Number 18 was housecleaning.Kittyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11772310179223546476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148583520731768772006-05-25T14:58:00.000-04:002006-05-25T14:58:00.000-04:00I think Biff Henderson is still around somewhere. ...I think Biff Henderson is still around somewhere. I think he was just "disappeared."<BR/><BR/>Torturing Paul Rains with a stripped lamp cord isn't on the Karma List?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148580670284310792006-05-25T14:11:00.000-04:002006-05-25T14:11:00.000-04:0028. Kidnapped the President of the United States.2...28. Kidnapped the President of the United States.<BR/>29. Violated the President's Fourth Amendment rights by planting a recording device on him.<BR/>30. Shot, killed, and sawed head off of a federal witness.<BR/>31. Helped to blow up CTU headquarters.<BR/>32. Shot and killed Nina Meyers in cold blood. Then lied about it.<BR/>33. Did NOT shoot, kill, stab, put eye out, saw head off, or even torture President Weasel when he had the chance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148580466515070552006-05-25T14:07:00.000-04:002006-05-25T14:07:00.000-04:0028. Pulled the "empty parachute" joke on George Ma...28. Pulled the "empty parachute" joke on George Mason.<BR/>29. Broke the "2 piece carry-on" rule at Van Nuys airport.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148578721809055522006-05-25T13:38:00.000-04:002006-05-25T13:38:00.000-04:0026. Stole moves from Chuck Norris27. Robbed a conv...26. Stole moves from Chuck Norris<BR/>27. Robbed a convience store and then stole Kalil's cell phone and car at gunpoint.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148577848134641102006-05-25T13:24:00.000-04:002006-05-25T13:24:00.000-04:0023. Didn't shoot Kim when I had the chance.24. Sto...23. Didn't shoot Kim when I had the chance.<BR/>24. Stole Edgar's Chicken Pot Pie from the CTU break room.<BR/>25. Owe Curtis a "solid" for hooking me up with that earth mama.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148577754435331992006-05-25T13:22:00.000-04:002006-05-25T13:22:00.000-04:0023. Left Stephen Saunders behind during Operation:...23. Left Stephen Saunders behind during Operation: Nightfall in Kosovo<BR/><BR/>Anon: Maya was Erin's crazy daughter...her love for Jack led to her suicide.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148577611787669482006-05-25T13:20:00.000-04:002006-05-25T13:20:00.000-04:00OK the man, you need your story set straight:Drisc...OK the man, you need your story set straight:<BR/>Driscoll was never near Jack, and she was a bitch.<BR/>Chappelle was an absolute bastard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148576312842364852006-05-25T12:58:00.000-04:002006-05-25T12:58:00.000-04:0022. Threatened to expose a terrorist's daughter to...22. Threatened to expose a terrorist's daughter to a virus in order to extract information from the terrorist.Phantasmakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07482382775093730632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1148573178985009272006-05-25T12:06:00.000-04:002006-05-25T12:06:00.000-04:0019. Cut off Chase Edmunds arm.20. Had sex with May...19. Cut off Chase Edmunds arm.<BR/>20. Had sex with Maya Driscoll <BR/>21. Shot Ryan Chappelle in the head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com