tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-179396812024-03-13T08:21:29.756-04:00Blogs4Bauer<a href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com" align="center"><img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_c4JRgvcrteE/Raa2Ar2x_cI/AAAAAAAAADg/Kq5D4Se6njk/s400/banner_3.jpg" border="0"/><img width="600" src="http://www.brightandearlyblog.com/title24.jpg" border="0" /><img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_c4JRgvcrteE/Raa2Ar2x_cI/AAAAAAAAADg/Kq5D4Se6njk/s400/banner_3.jpg" border="0"/></a>RFTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comBlogger665125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-44789644168855802802007-07-24T22:03:00.000-04:002007-08-23T17:46:43.647-04:00Movin On Up<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Blogs4Bauer has moved to </span><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogs.4bauer.com/">blogs.4bauer.com</a><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span><br /><br />The new site allows you to customize your Blogs4Bauer experience with character specific themes (Jack, Kim, Marwan, and Tony). We also are working on a <a href="http://wiki.4bauer.com/index.php/Main_Page">Blogs4Bauer wiki</a> site that anyone can contribute to. There's also a link to the <a href="http://forums.4bauer.com/">Bauer Forums</a> where you can discuss all things Bauer.<br /><br />Oh, and the new site will never be down for maintenance during a live-blog session.<br /><br />Que Weezy.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Well we're movin' on up,<br />To the east side.<br />To a deluxe apartment in the sky.<br />Movin' on up<br />To the east side.<br />We finally got a piece of the pie.<br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xOia54DALug/Rqa8Da84aEI/AAAAAAAAAAw/blYKJgf7Fpc/s1600-h/jacknjeffersons.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xOia54DALug/Rqa8Da84aEI/AAAAAAAAAAw/blYKJgf7Fpc/s400/jacknjeffersons.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090963195749230658" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Fish don't fry in the kitchen;<br />Beans don't burn on the grill.<br />Took a whole lotta tryin'<br />Just to get up that hill.<br />Now we're up in the big leagues<br />Gettin' our turn at bat.<br />As long as we live, it's you and me baby<br />There ain't nothin' wrong with that.<br /><br />Well we're movin on up,<br />To the east side.<br />To a deluxe apartment in the sky.<br />Movin on up<br />To the east side.<br />We finally got a piece of the pie.</span><br /><br />Our "Deluxe Apartment" is located at <a href="http://blogs.4bauer.com/">blogs.4bauer.com</a><br /><br />We hope you will change your bookmarks, links, and underwear.<br /><br />See you there!bRight & Earlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686381533094368612noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-78470955724379230942007-07-24T11:24:00.001-04:002007-07-24T12:18:40.815-04:00More Fun With The Simpson'sPart of the marketing campaign for the upcoming Simpson's movie has them teaming up with Burger King to allow people to "<span style="font-style: italic;">Simpsonize</span>" themselves in lovely 2D. <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/2007/07/simpsonize-24.html">Last week</a> we posted the Simpsonized Jack Bauer, Edgar Stiles, and Michelle Dessler. Now, here's this week's crew: Tony Almeida and Chloe.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Tony Almeida</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RqYZs4uErGI/AAAAAAAAAMo/ET4wIdL4_vA/s1600-h/tony1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RqYZs4uErGI/AAAAAAAAAMo/ET4wIdL4_vA/s320/tony1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090784687719492706" border="0" /></a><br />Tony Almeida returns for Season 7 of 24. After being injected with a lethal dose of drugs during Day 5, Tony was checked into the Lindsay Lohan Memorial wing of the Betty Ford clinic for help.<br />During his stay, Tony had the best intense care and therapy including hypnosis and Chinese water torture money could buy. He emerged free of drugs but unfortunately still a Chicago Cubs fan (note the Cubs mug).<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chloe O'Brian</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqYmAfRS6iI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/rSETrB4GWNI/s1600-h/ChloeObrian.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqYmAfRS6iI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/rSETrB4GWNI/s200/ChloeObrian.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090798218624821794" border="0" /></a><br />Chloe was easy, turns out most Simpson's characters have potato heads and snarls on their faces.<br /><br /><br />Other 24 characters who could be "Simpsonized": President Palmer I and II, Marwan, Kim Bauer, George Mason, Curtis, Victor Drazen, Behrooz, and many others.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.simpsonizeme.com/">Click Here</a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to Bauerize your own Simpson's scene and we will post them here. Just send</span> <a href="mailto:blogs4bauer@gmail.com"><strong>Jack Bauer</strong></a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">an email and include the picture and a short story if you like.</span></span>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-34836555814604316952007-07-23T19:02:00.000-04:002007-07-24T08:51:44.914-04:00Agent Pierce goes AWOLI'm the happiest girl in the world! This is my first post as an official member of Blogs4Bauer; I was invited to join today by the wacky boys over here. Part of my job in the real world is blogging about television for <a href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/" target="_blank">Remote Access</a>, the television blog for <a href="http://lohud.com/" target="_blank">LoHud.com/The Journal News</a>.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqX12vRS6hI/AAAAAAAAAkI/tgiPMyxUSOI/s1600-h/AaronPierce.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqX12vRS6hI/AAAAAAAAAkI/tgiPMyxUSOI/s200/AaronPierce.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090745274562963986" border="0" /></a>So what better way to start off my Blogs4Bauer career than by providing news about our beloved — and beleaguered — show?<br /><br />Our favorite Secret Service Agent, Aaron Pierce, apparently will not return to 24 next season. Glenn Morshower is <a href="http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-News-Blog/Todays-News/Friday-Night-Lights/800019112" target="_blank">joining</a> the NBC drama <a href="http://www.nbc.com/Friday_Night_Lights/" target="_blank">Friday Night Lights</a> as "Landry's father, a state champion Panthers alum turned local lawman." Not having ever watched FNL, I have no idea who Landry is, but I see Morshower's destined for a life of typecasting. Of course, after the Season 6 crapapalooza ... (honestly, I just wanted an excuse to say "crapapalooza" again, this sentence wasn't going anywhere.)<br /><br />But WWMLD? (That means "What Will Martha Logan Do?")AmyVhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12462649359586739449noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-43481220415532730262007-07-23T10:54:00.000-04:002007-07-23T15:44:42.480-04:0024 Point/Counterpoint<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqTu4fRS6gI/AAAAAAAAAkA/v_E1AHrocxw/s1600-h/hotshotsdeux191.jpeg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RqTu4fRS6gI/AAAAAAAAAkA/v_E1AHrocxw/s200/hotshotsdeux191.jpeg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5090456133069629954" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Point: A Chick President? That's a bad good idea!</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><br />by : <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107144/">President Thomas "Tug" Benson</a></span><br /><br />I've been told that as a former fictional president, I've got a thing or two to say about any future fictional presidents. Well I think that women should play roles that were made for women, like First Ladies. My wife, Cheryl played a good first lady. Did I mention that I like chicken soup or is it steak? For that matter who is this Cheryl person and what the hell have your done with my wife?<br /><br />Sorry, got a little sidetracked, I took shrapnel to the head at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians. Where was I? To hell with that why am I not<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RkspEdGPc2I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/3TFxZeJaN60/s1600-h/PC.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RkspEdGPc2I/AAAAAAAAAyQ/3TFxZeJaN60/s320/PC.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5065187362415276898" border="0" /></a> wearing pants?<br /><br />Like I was saying, having a female president on 24 is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just wrong. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals and that's why we should not have a woman president on 25.<br /><br />Or 24 for that matter. What were we talking about?Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-75329116913912139542007-07-22T10:18:00.000-04:002007-07-22T10:19:46.425-04:0024 Ways Jack Bauer is Carbon NeutralIt’s not enough that Jack has to save the world from every flavor of terrorist known to man, now he has to <a href="http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2007/07/21/24-star-global-warming-crime-which-we-are-all-guilty">save man from mankind</a>.<br /><br />Read the 24 ways that Jack is carbon neutral <a href="http://blogs.4bauer.com/?p=668">here</a>.bRight & Earlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09686381533094368612noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-86553286101655276242007-07-19T09:42:00.001-04:002007-07-19T12:43:09.618-04:00Simpsonize 24!Apparently there's some movie coming out about a cartoon family...The Sampsons or something like that. Well I hear that it's pretty popular. Part of their impressive marketing campaign has them teaming up with Burger King to allow people to "<span style="font-style: italic;">Simpsonize</span>" themselves in lovely 2D.<br /><br />So I Simpsonized Jack Bauer...or Bauerized the Simpsons, however you want to look at it. I know he's been on 24, but this one is my creation.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp9qdACCQTI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/38sfZ08eCpw/s1600-h/Jackcartoon.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp9qdACCQTI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/38sfZ08eCpw/s320/Jackcartoon.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088903150409236786" border="0" /></a><br />My made-up Simpson's storyline has Jack Bauer capturing Itchy and tortured him after Scratchy informed Bauer that the little mouse knew something about a hidden nuke. Only after a hilarious routine where Jack tosses Itchy a chunk of cheese with a plutonium isotope pill and he melts down, does he realize that Scratchy is a mole. So Jack takes the melted corpse of Itchy and rams it down Scratchy's throat. Jack then grabs Scratchy's spleen, which is then pulled out and shoved into Scratchy's left ear and out the right one in a flossing manner. The End.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.simpsonizeme.com/">Click Here</a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to Bauerize your own Simpson's scene and we will post them here. Just send</span> <a href="mailto:blogs4bauer@gmail.com"><strong>Jack Bauer</strong></a> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">an email and include the picture and a short story if you like.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Edgar Stiles</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/Rp97n6vneWI/AAAAAAAAAjw/TIWluB48ADo/s1600-h/edgarstiles.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/Rp97n6vneWI/AAAAAAAAAjw/TIWluB48ADo/s320/edgarstiles.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088922029666040162" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The date: 7/7/07 10:30am</span><br />Word spread that Kwik E-Mart was giving away free Squishees. CTU sent Edgar Stiles to investigate.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">The date: 7/7/07 11:30am<br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kw</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">i</span>k E-Mart announces that there are no more free Squishees, ever. Mission accomplished.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Michelle Dessler (by Steve E)</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp-QzACCQVI/AAAAAAAAAMg/QkE8IWhhbnQ/s1600-h/Dessler-Simpsonized.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp-QzACCQVI/AAAAAAAAAMg/QkE8IWhhbnQ/s320/Dessler-Simpsonized.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088945309808214354" border="0" /></a><br />Even in Simpson's form, Michelle Dessler is drop-dead hot. I'm not feeling all that creative today, but I'll pass along her tracking down some terrorist at the nuclear plant.Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-48500059591407452542007-07-19T07:04:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:41:04.150-04:0024 Makes History at the Emmy Awards<span>Blogs4Bauer would like to congratulate the <a href="http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6811890">Emmy Award</a> staff for their unprecedented move to nominate 24 in every major category! We're pretty sure they received the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/2006/01/jack-bauer-wins-sag-award-beheads-paul.html">box</a> Jack sent over as a reminder of how awesome he truly is.<br /><br />Here's a list of the nominations:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Drama Series: </span>"Boston Legal," ABC; "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; <span style="font-weight: bold;">"24," Fox </span>; "Heroes," NBC; "House," Fox; "The Sopranos," HBO.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Comedy Series: </span>"Entourage," HBO; "The Office," NBC; "30 Rock, NBC; ";<span style="font-weight: bold;">"24," Fox</span>; "Ugly Betty," ABC.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Miniseries: </span>"Broken Trail," AMC; "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre), PBS; "The Starter Wife," USA; <span style="font-weight: bold;">"24," Fox</span>.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Made-for-TV Movie: </span>"Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," HBO; <span style="font-weight: bold;">"24," Fox</span>; "Inside the Twin Towers," Discovery Channel; Longford," HBO; "The Ron Clark Story," TNT; "Why I Wore Lipstick to My Mastectom</span></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp-QWACCQUI/AAAAAAAAAMY/Dqf_AbLB1TE/s1600-h/awards.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rp-QWACCQUI/AAAAAAAAAMY/Dqf_AbLB1TE/s200/awards.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5088944811592008002" border="0" /></a><span><span style="font-size:85%;">y," Lifetime.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Actor, Drama Series: </span>James Spader, "Boston Legal," ABC; Hugh Laurie, "House," Fox; Denis Leary, "Rescue Me," FX; James Gandolfini, "The Sopranos," HBO; K<span style="font-weight: bold;">iefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Actress, Drama Series: </span>Sally Field, "Brothers & Sisters," ABC; Kyra Sedgwick, "The Closer," TNT; Mariska Hargitay, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit," NBC; Patricia Arquette, "Medium," NBC; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; "Edie Falco, "The Sopranos," HBO.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Supporting Actor, Drama Series: </span>William Shatner, "Boston Legal," ABC; T.R. Knight, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Masi Oka, "Heroes," NBC; Michael Emerson, "Lost," ABC; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; Michael Imperioli, "The Sopranos," HBO.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Supporting Actress, Drama Series: </span>Rachel Griffiths, "Brothers & Sisters," ABC; Katherine Heigl, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Chandra Wilson, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Sandra Oh, "Grey's Anatomy," ABC; Aida Turturro, "The Sopranos," HBO; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Actor, Comedy Series:</span> Tony Shalhoub, "Monk," USA; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; Steve Carell, "The Office," NBC; Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock," NBC; Charlie Sheen, "Two and a Half Men," CBS.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Actress, Comedy Series: </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "The New Adventures of Old Christine," CBS; Tiny Fey, "30 Rock," NBC; America Ferrera, "Ugly Betty," ABC; Mary-Louise Parker, "Weeds," Showtime.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Supporting Actor, Comedy Series:</span> Kevin Dillon, "Entourage," HBO; Jeremy Piven, "Entourage," HBO; Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother," CBS; Rainn Wilson, "The Office," CBS; Jon Cryer, "Two and a Half Men," CBS; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Supporting Actress, Comedy Series: </span>Jaime Pressly, "My Name Is Earl," NBC; Jenna Fischer, "The Office," NBC; Holland Taylor, "Two and a Half Men," CBS; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; Vanessa Williams, "Ugly Betty," ABC; Elizabeth Perkins, "Weeds," Showtime.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">-- Actor, Miniseries or a Movie: </span>Robert Duvall, "Broken Trail," AMC; Tom Selleck, "Jesse Stone: Sea Change," CBS; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; "William H. Macy, "Nightmares & Dreamscapes: From the Stories of Stephen King Umney's Last Case," TNT; Matthew Perry, "The Ron Clark Story," TNT.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Actress, Miniseries or a Movie: </span>Queen Latifah, "Life Support," HBO; Helen Mirren, "Prime Suspect: The Final Act (Masterpiece Theatre)," PBS; Mary-Louise Parker, "The Robber Bride," Oxygen; Debra Messing, "The Starter Wife," USA; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">- Supporting Actor, Miniseries or a Movie: </span>Thomas Haden Church, "Broken Trail," AMC; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24," Fox</span>; "Aidan Quinn, "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," HBO; Edward Asner, "The Christmas Card," Hallmark; Joe Mantegna, "The Starter Wife," USA.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-- Supporting Actress, Miniseries or a Movie:</span> Greta Scacchi, "Broken Trail," AMC; Anna Paquin, "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee," HBO; Samantha Morton, "Longford," HBO; <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kiefer Sutherland, "24,"</span> Fox; Toni Collette, "Tsunami, The Aftermath," HBO</span></span>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-78111144928576957082007-07-16T14:00:00.000-04:002007-07-16T13:54:58.591-04:00Ow Gore!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/Rpuw2d7ZN8I/AAAAAAAABNI/-77W5KjVrj4/s1600-h/B4B+Bull.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/Rpuw2d7ZN8I/AAAAAAAABNI/-77W5KjVrj4/s320/B4B+Bull.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5087854653838276546" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-62781316921785953622007-07-12T16:04:00.000-04:002007-07-12T17:03:46.700-04:00Jack Bauer in Africa?Toto sang about it, Shaft went to there, et tu Jack Bauer? The "writers" of 24 are trying to tie in a trip to Africa for Season 7 of 24.<br /><span class="lw-text"><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;">Season 7 of </span><i style="font-style: italic;">24</i><span style="font-style: italic;"> promises to be its tensest yet — at least on the set.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Execs at the Fox hit have scrapped virtually their entire story line for the season, delaying the start of production by roughly three weeks. </span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">According to sources, the 11th-hour time-out was called after the </span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">network put the kibosh on a costly plan to shoot a number of episodes in Africa.</span><br /></span><span>(<a href="http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/TVGuide-Editors-Blog/Ausiello-Report/Exclusive-24-Plot/800018254">Source</a>)</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></blockquote></span><span><span class="lw-text"><span><span class="lw-text"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span class="lw-text"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RpaWNIKUXmI/AAAAAAAAAMI/UZoO9XUs6ws/s1600-h/bauer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 246px; height: 183px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RpaWNIKUXmI/AAAAAAAAAMI/UZoO9XUs6ws/s200/bauer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5086417981434781282" border="0" /></a></span></span></span></span></span></span>I think you can sum it up with a simple "<span style="font-style: italic;">What the hell</span>!" If Jack Bauer goes to Africa, it's for damn sure that he'll need better plots stashed away in his manpurse last season... Let's come up with some ideas for Jack's trip to Africa and help out the people at Fox who are obviously having a collective brain fart of ginormous proportions.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Possible Plots involving Jack Bauer in Africa:</span><br />-Season 7 mole lives in a pack of <a href="http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?_adv_prop=image&fr=yfp-t-501&va=wildebeest&sz=">wildebeest</a><br />-Jack Bauer kills all rouge Russians, mobsters, and Muslims in North America, Australia, South America, Europe, and Asia. So he heads to Africa since Al Gore made Jack Bauer pledge to avoid Antarctica because his testosterone would do further damage to the ice caps<br />-Jack Bauer knows that Scar is behind the death of Mufasa and plans on torturing him until he confesses or cries like a girl (or both). <span style="font-style: italic;">Hakuna matata dammit!</span><br />-Kim Bauer gets cornered by a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Cheetah">cheetah</a><br />-Jack Bauer sat through <a href="http://www.madagascar-themovie.com/">Madagascar</a> and wants his damn money back<br />-The Sentinel II: African Adventure won't film itself.<br />-Jack wants to win Audrey over by getting her a diamond ring...a blood diamond ring.<br />-Jack's finally checking up on <a href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/search?q=scam">Luis Rakotozafy</a> to see where his damn inheritance money is!<br />-Travels to Zimbabwe, meets Robert Mugabe, kicks his ass...twice<br /><br />Got any other plot suggestions for the lackluster bunch of buffoons that call themselves writers? Post them in the comments section, we will pick the best and email them to Fox.Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-73589790530731219482007-07-07T23:45:00.001-04:002007-07-08T00:12:41.905-04:00Some People Make Their Own Luck<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RpBe3paXffI/AAAAAAAABKY/sZVOvNbUb6k/s1600-h/Jack.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RpBe3paXffI/AAAAAAAABKY/sZVOvNbUb6k/s320/Jack.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5084668289403551218" border="0" /></a>Today is July 7th, 2007. For you numerologists out there, today is <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0); font-weight: bold;">7/7/07</span>. And if you believe that nonsense, then today may be your lucky day. Of course, it also may not be, especially if you work for CTU: Los Angeles.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Top Ten Signs Today Is <span style="font-style: italic;">Not</span> Your Lucky Day</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10</span>. You have a mole on your cheek.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">9</span>. Morris O'Brian asks you to "cover" for him.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">8</span>. You call Josh Bauer a "pansy."<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7</span>. Nadia smiles at you.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6</span>. You're ordered to take Jack into custody.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">5</span>. Chloe O'Brian is your new training officer.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">4</span>. You are currently dating Martha Logan.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">3</span>. Division assigned you to be Jack's new partner.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2</span>. You are wearing a red "CTU Security" shirt.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">And the number one sign today is not your lucky day . . .</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">1</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">. You just had a one-night stand with Kim Bauer.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-37181226105430812452007-07-02T18:45:00.000-04:002007-07-02T18:48:20.417-04:00Your Random Kim Bauer FixSure, her character is annoying, but lying there on a beach, I somehow can ignore those facts . . .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RomAk5aXfUI/AAAAAAAABJA/7bLTiW5AcJY/s1600-h/Kim.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RomAk5aXfUI/AAAAAAAABJA/7bLTiW5AcJY/s320/Kim.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5082735025839373634" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-71274967367235684312007-06-22T10:07:00.001-04:002007-06-22T11:27:59.615-04:00The Seventh Worst Day of Jack Bauer's LifeSeason Six of <span style="font-style: italic;">Jack Bauer & Friends</span> is over and we have to wait until January until Fox craps us out another season, usually we could only sit and ponder what absurd plot lines they will send our way. With the invention of tubes of internets, you have to wait no more.<br /><br />Amy Vernon over at <a href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/">Remote Access</a> came to me and some other fellow Bauer-natics and asked her to help craft the most awesome season of 24 ever. One that Manny Coto and his crew of monkey writers could not destroy with silent clocks for vegetables. One that brings back Tony. One that gets Jack out of that hellhole in El-Lay and under the bright lights of Broadway. Ladies, we give you Season 7 of 24...our way.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Ford Commercial. Cingular commercial. Preview for crappy Fox reality show. Preview for crappy Fox sitcom. Coke commercial. Preview of the 10:00pm news: Someone got shot in Newark. Cut to black.....Previously on 24</span><br /><h3 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Cast</h3> <a href="http://www.kiefersutherland24.net/" target="_blank">Kiefer Sutherland</a> as <a href="http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty" target="_blank">Jack Bauer</a><br /><a href="http://marylynnrocks.com/Welcome.html" target="_blank">Mary Lynn Rajskub</a> as <a href="http://division.ctuhq.us/chloe.html" target="">Chloe</a><br /><a href="http://www.buddytv.com/articles/24/exclusive-interview-james-morr-5509.aspx" target="_blank">James Morrison</a> as <a href="http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Bill_Buchanan" target="_blank">Bill Buchanan</a><br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001137/" target="_blank">William Devane</a> as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTC8VNXE708" target="_blank">President James Heller</a><br /><a href="http://www.dirkbenedictcentral.com/" target="_blank">Dirk Benedict</a> as Addison Curnow, a wealthy oil baron<br /><h3><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnvaHJrERfI/AAAAAAAAALw/h5lYqyDCNxU/s1600-h/stanley.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 120px; height: 84px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnvaHJrERfI/AAAAAAAAALw/h5lYqyDCNxU/s200/stanley.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078892821180859890" border="0" /></a></h3> Flat Stanley as Flat Stan<br /><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000342/" target="_blank">J</a><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000342/" target="_blank">ames Cromwell</a> as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phillip_Bauer" target="_blank">Philip Bauer</a><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evan_Ellingson" target="_blank">Evan Taylor Ellingson</a> as <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Bauer" target="_blank">Josh Bauer</a><br /><a href="http://www.kimraver.net/media.htm" target="_blank">Kim Raver</a> as a still-drain-bamaged <a href="http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Audrey_Raines" target="_blank">Audrey Raines</a><br /><a href="http://www.mia-kirshner.com/" target="_blank">Mia Kirshner</a> as <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAjldPOcv0g" target="_blank">Mandy</a><br /><a href="http://www.mauryshow.com/biographies.html" target="_blank">Maury Povich</a> as <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005324/" target="_blank">Maury Povich</a><br /><a href="http://www.carlosbernard.com/" target="_blank">Carlos Bernard</a> as Anthony Almeida, <a href="http://www.almeidaisgod.com/" target="_blank">Tony</a>’s long-lost identical triplet brother.<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Bernard" target="_blank">Carlos Bernard Papierski</a> (that’s his birth name, deal with it) as Toni Almeida, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Almeida" target="_blank">Tony</a>’s <i>other</i> long-lost identical triplet brother.<br /><h3 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The Plot</h3> <p>Worn out from the past few years of terrorist hunting, torturing, being tortured and just having everyone he loves being killed or estranged or in a vegetative state, Jack moves cross country to the Big Apple.</p> <p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnveCprERgI/AAAAAAAAAL4/kWoWPHUZ2bU/s1600-h/bauer.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnveCprERgI/AAAAAAAAAL4/kWoWPHUZ2bU/s200/bauer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078897141917959682" border="0" /></a>He gets a job doing security on the Maury Povich show, but that’s really a front for his <i>real job</i> — chief of security for wealthy oil baron Addison Curnow. Mandy has been hired to assassinate Curnow by an anonymous person obsessed with <a href="http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/" target="_blank">The A-Team</a>. This person hates the Faceman for being such a womanizer and has become convinced that Curnow is actually Dirk Benedict.</p> <p>This person does not care that killing Curnow will wreak havoc in the world oil market because those set to take over Curnow’s company upon his death are OPEC moles who want to destroy the U.S. oil reserves. This would plunge the entire futures market into uncertainty and spike prices far beyond those the average person can afford at the pump.</p> <h3 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">By day’s end</h3> <p>We find out that Tony Almeida’s long-lost identical triplet brother, Anthony, is actually Josh Bauer’s father, when he, Philip Bauer and Marilyn Bauer sandbag Jack by appearing on Maury’s weekly paternity test shows, trying to prove that Jack is the father. Marilyn forgot about her fling with Anthony, the black sheep of the family. It happened on one drunken night after a <i>Girls Gone Wild: All Grown Up</i> taping that Marilyn participated in 18 years earlier (Season 7 takes place a year after Season 6 ends). Anthony was on a bender in Rio at the time.</p><h3 style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnveeJrERhI/AAAAAAAAAMA/p_AGoBfbpRg/s1600-h/MauryPovich.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RnveeJrERhI/AAAAAAAAAMA/p_AGoBfbpRg/s200/MauryPovich.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5078897614364362258" border="0" /></a></h3> <p>The blond hair is a recessive trait in Marilyn’s family; but she always figured Jack was her babydaddy.</p> <p>The person who hired Mandy turns out to be none other than Martha Logan. (See how I didn’t put her in the opening credits, so you were surprised? Take note, Surnow & Co!) She’s still at loony central, and Aaron Pierce is aware of her having hired Mandy, though he found out after the fact. Given Mandy’s history, he decides to let Martha go ahead with the plot and instead helps Jack track down Mandy and take her “into custody.” They do, and find out the person behind all the bad stuff that’s happened today is Philip Bauer, who wanted to prove <i>he</i> was Josh’s father after all. He also has drugged Martha Logan, causing her to have an irrational fear of ‘80s television shows.</p> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Also on Day 7:</span><br /><a href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/06/tonys.jpg" title="tonys.jpg"><img src="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/files/2007/06/tonys.jpg" alt="tonys.jpg" align="right" width="250" /></a> • Toni and Jack decide to start a security consulting firm. No one who’s ever thought about appearing on Maury will ever be taken on as a client. Anyone with a Cubs coffee mug, however, gets half off their usual fee. Anthony tries to sabatoge their efforts, pretending he’s Tony, come back from the dead, to get on the inside. But Jack has his suspicions from the beginning, eventually forcing Anthony to wait on the TKTS line in Times Square and not come back until he has front-row tickets to “Spamalot.”<br />• Maury is assassinated by Mandy, who just can’t take another episode of “who’s my babydaddy?”<br />• Heller tells Jack all is forgiven and that he can finally marry Audrey, but Jack tells him he’s come to his senses and wants to go back to Kate Warner, not Heller’s bats**t crazy daughter.<br />• Bill Buchanan is NYC’s DOT commissioner and works with Chloe in the main control room for NYC’s traffic signals, adjusting them to give Jack clear sailing across town whenever he needs it. Chloe also adjusts subway schedules to ensure a train rolls up every time Jack jets down to a station to chase after a suspect or follow up on a lead.<br />• She cannot, however, override the need to pay for the train rides. Jack swipes his MetroCard and proceeds into the turnstile. He doesn’t swipe it well enough, so he rams his crotch into the unmoving stile. This causes him to mutter (you guessed it) “dammit.”<br />• Jack forces random bad dude #23 to drink the cooking water from a hotdog stand. The bad guy knows nothing about the plot against Curnow nor the identity of Josh Bauer’s father, but confesses to having carved his name into his high school desk 10 years earlier.<br /><br />tck....tck....tck more to come.<br /><br />Do you have ideas for Jack Bauer Takes Manhattan? Post them in the comments. Please, limit the number of "<span style="font-style: italic;">J</span><span style="font-style: italic;">ack Bauer crosses the BQE in under 2 hours</span>" comments. We get it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Season 7 Authors</span><br /><a href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2007/06/21/the-following-happens-on-day-7/">Amy Vernon</a><br /><a href="http://thejacksack.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">The Jack Sack</a>, <a href="http://ridingwithricky.blogspot.com/" target="_blank"><br />Riding With Rickey</a><br /><a href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Blogs4Bauer</a><br /><a href="http://forums4bauer.brightandearlyblog.com/profile.php?id=55" target="_blank">Glockspeak</a>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-81695857837375981252007-06-19T16:15:00.000-04:002007-06-19T16:20:47.470-04:00Not The Mandy Manilow Was Talking About<object height="350" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nAjldPOcv0g"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nAjldPOcv0g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="400"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-19371659240409261842007-06-15T09:42:00.000-04:002007-06-15T10:22:35.926-04:00Jack Bauer/Phil Mickelson: Bosom Brother?Jack Bauer and Graham Bauer couldn't be the only offspring from Papa Bauer. There is evidence that Philip Bauer had other offspring that could appear in a future very special episode of 24. Could one of these Bauer offspring be none other than legendary golfer Phil Mickelson?<br /><br />The possible link came to me as I read an article on Phil's resurgence in <a href="http://sports.bostonherald.com/golf/view.bg?articleid=1006587">The Boston Herald</a>. Here's the clip that made the little light above my head go off.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RnKYOV9xnVI/AAAAAAAAAjY/rV4k0B8Ez08/s1600-h/a_mickelson_il.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 101px; height: 124px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RnKYOV9xnVI/AAAAAAAAAjY/rV4k0B8Ez08/s200/a_mickelson_il.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076287102181809490" border="0" /></a><blockquote style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-style: italic;"><span class="headline"><span class="bodyFont">...Funny, isn’t it? Roughly a year ago at this time, after self-destructing on the 18th hole Sunday, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mickelson looked as cracked up as Britney Spears; now he looks mentally tougher than Jack Bauer</span>. Going back to last year, Mickelson played 11 consecutive holes in the U.S. Open at a score of plus-6, and nobody would have blamed him yesterday if he pulled a Paris Hilton and went to pieces</span></span><span class="headline"><span class="bodyFont">....</span></span></blockquote>Is there a connection between Jack Bauer and Phil Mickelson that goes beyond his ability to go from batshit crazy to "mentally tougher than Jack Bauer"? Sure Jack had came back from a nasty heroin addiction and from being dead (twice) to save the world. Phil is showing a little of that Bauer guts he has in him.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RnKa2V9xnWI/AAAAAAAAAjg/06vVLyx3XTg/s1600-h/Bauer.JPG"><img style="float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/RnKa2V9xnWI/AAAAAAAAAjg/06vVLyx3XTg/s200/Bauer.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5076289988399832418" border="0" /></a>However the most compelling evidence are the manboobs. Like receding hair and time-manipulation skills, the manboobs have been passed down the Bauer family tree. <br /><br />Could Jack Bauer and Phil Mickelson be long lost brothers? The manboobs don't lie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-79605137874990211032007-06-12T17:26:00.001-04:002007-06-12T17:27:13.776-04:00Dear Tony<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rm8PmZrEReI/AAAAAAAAALo/Xn17p8steJk/s1600-h/tony.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rm8PmZrEReI/AAAAAAAAALo/Xn17p8steJk/s320/tony.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5075292457470805474" border="0" /></a>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-74337006253105534582007-06-12T11:30:00.000-04:002007-06-12T11:23:21.721-04:00Damnit!It's been too long between posts!<br /><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://youtube.com/watch/v/MxzovLECtGc" height="350" width="400"><param name="movie" value="http://youtube.com/watch/v/MxzovLECtGc"></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-15500481959853026462007-06-07T06:37:00.000-04:002007-06-07T07:01:39.269-04:00Blogs4Bauer's Showcase Showdown<strong>Background:</strong> Blogs4Bauer was taken down by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Blogger's</span> "<em>spam-prevention robots</em>" early this week. Spam? We know there's something much more sinister behind this. Over the next few weeks we'll blow the cover on these sinister robots and how Blogs4Bauer defeated them.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Part 1: The Bad Guy</span></strong><br /></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Bob Barker - Terrorist </span><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">mastermind</span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rmcb6ZrERbI/AAAAAAAAALQ/87E2_nt-L_w/s1600-h/bob_barker.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073054195394037170" style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rmcb6ZrERbI/AAAAAAAAALQ/87E2_nt-L_w/s200/bob_barker.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />"Oh not Bob" you are probably saying right now. He couldn't be a terrorist leader behind the army of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Blogger's</span> anti-spam robots. Well he is, trust us. Bob's the leader of what experts call a "spam sleeper cell". He laid low as a game show host for a few years. When the time to strike came, he used the "game show" to broadcast messages to his followers.<br /><br />During last Friday's show, Bob led an accomplice over to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Plinko</span> board. His attempt to win a new stove was really a call to arms for Bob Barker's army of spade and neutered Spam Robots.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RmccoprERcI/AAAAAAAAALY/LduTSW8q7dc/s1600-h/4036682060.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073054989962986946" style="CURSOR: pointer" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RmccoprERcI/AAAAAAAAALY/LduTSW8q7dc/s200/4036682060.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Following Bob's <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Plinko</span> call-to-arms, Blogs4Bauer was attacked and Bob Barker is leaving the game show he hid behind for so many years. <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Coincidence</span>? We think not.<br /><br />Here is the message that we got when we tried to get into Blogs4Bauer. We may have lost the first battle, but the war was just getting started. Bob Barker must be stopped, dammit!<br /><br /><div id="statusmsg"><blockquote class="status"><h1 style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">Your blog is <strong>locked</strong> </h1><p><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Blogger's</span> spam-prevention robots have detected that your blog has characteristics of a spam blog. (<a href="http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=42577#whatsasplog">What's a spam blog?</a>) Since you're an actual person reading this, your blog is probably not a spam blog. Automated spam detection is inherently fuzzy, and we sincerely apologize for this false positive. </p><p>We received your unlock request on <strong>June 5, 2007</strong>. On behalf of the robots, we apologize for locking your non-spam blog. Please be patient while we take a look at your blog and verify that it is not spam. </p><p><a href="http://help.blogger.com/bin/answer.py?answer=42577#whatwedo">Find out more</a> about how Blogger is fighting spam blogs. </p></blockquote></div>Part 2 will profile one of Bob Barkers Spam Robots.Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-52759507988323793802007-06-07T03:49:00.000-04:002007-06-07T03:54:33.421-04:0024 Action Figures<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hLC_JbS7voE/Rme4ue5KKjI/AAAAAAAAAHE/JrSjbWPqncA/s1600-h/001_big.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hLC_JbS7voE/Rme4ue5KKjI/AAAAAAAAAHE/JrSjbWPqncA/s400/001_big.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5073226613962451506" /></a><br /><br />Now that is cool. I hate to look like I'm plugging the company without even getting anything free, but they can be found <a href="http://www.diamondselecttoys.com/store/item.asp?ItemNo=53147&CategoryID=379">here</a>.Tylerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01167912115982410970noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-11274064111271003232007-06-06T23:45:00.000-04:002007-06-06T23:45:15.104-04:00Come On, We Dare You<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RmW8vszhPGI/AAAAAAAAA64/Ck3jpZwabYg/s1600-h/HellKill.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/RmW8vszhPGI/AAAAAAAAA64/Ck3jpZwabYg/s320/HellKill.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072668082969853026" border="0" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-70741680083448947792007-05-30T21:45:00.000-04:002007-05-31T09:08:30.179-04:00Shenanigans Afoot!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/Rl4nkdGPdkI/AAAAAAAAA4I/cBfX5WD5Iww/s1600-h/Nina+Myers.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-0f2OLadvVk/Rl4nkdGPdkI/AAAAAAAAA4I/cBfX5WD5Iww/s320/Nina+Myers.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070533737705338434" border="0" /></a>This is an outrage! The most dangerous female in the history of this country scores a paltry fourth place in Miss Blogs4Bauer? Unforgivable. It was I who duped Jack Bauer and CTU, not once, but twice! It was I who murdered Jack Bauer's wife Teri - and it wasn't that difficult, either. Does insanity and cold-heartedness mean nothing to you people?<br /><br />This will not stand. I will seek out Chloe O'Brian, Nadia Yassir, and Kim Bauer. And I will kill them. And their families. From beyond the grave. How is this possible?<br /><br />Because I am just that damned good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-83903309092609028062007-05-30T09:04:00.000-04:002007-05-30T09:16:48.961-04:00Chloe - 1st Annual Miss Blogs4BauerCongratulations to Chloe O'Brian and her victory over Nadia Yassir in the first annual Miss Blogs4Bauer Contest. We would also like to thank the peanut gallery and the voters who maxed out the number of times they could submit a vote on Mister Poll only to clear their cookies and do it all over again.<br /><br />Next season we will have the 2nd Annual Miss Blogs4Bauer contest and open it up to the cast and possibly even some 24 fans out there. Yes, <a href="http://24.wikia.com/wiki/Kate_Warner">Kate Warner</a> and her sister will be included this time.<br /><br />In the meantime, let's give it up for Chloe O'Brian! Not only is she hot, she can also read those annoying <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_clock">binary clocks</a>, and shoot a gun. So she's a triple threat.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rl12pVPVGKI/AAAAAAAAALI/xpfTRK1ReM4/s1600-h/chloe.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/Rl12pVPVGKI/AAAAAAAAALI/xpfTRK1ReM4/s320/chloe.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070339207937202338" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/7139/rankjf4.jpg">Click here</a> for the completed bracket.Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-82317099788988358872007-05-25T12:09:00.001-04:002007-05-25T12:11:08.501-04:0024 Caption Contest<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlcKRlPVGJI/AAAAAAAAALA/iknVtxP7vwo/s1600-h/bauer.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068531202799245458" style="CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlcKRlPVGJI/AAAAAAAAALA/iknVtxP7vwo/s200/bauer.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Caption this touching moment from the season finale of 24.</div><div> </div><div>Make sure your vote counts for the <a href="http://blogs4bauer.blogspot.com/2007/05/miss-blogs4bauer-championship.html">Miss Blogs4Bauer Championship</a> between Nadia and Chloe.</div>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-51290779738504662742007-05-24T11:12:00.000-04:002007-05-24T12:13:05.193-04:00The Carnival of Bauer!!! Season Finale<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlWtKlPVGII/AAAAAAAAAK4/1r6cdTDxhFk/s1600-h/bauer.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlWtKlPVGII/AAAAAAAAAK4/1r6cdTDxhFk/s320/bauer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5068147352982067330" border="0" /></a><br />We have come down to the season finale of The Carnival of Bauer!!! I'd like to thank all the hosts this season and everyone who submitted posts. <br /><br />Steve from <a href="http://www.magiclamp.org/">Magic Lamp</a> recaps <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.magiclamp.org/index.php/2007/05/21/summary-of-24-episode-23-4-am-to-5-am/trackback/">Hour 23</a> and <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.magiclamp.org/index.php/2007/05/21/summary-of-24-episode-24-5-am-to-6-am/">Hour 24</a> in his comprehensive way. Good job recapping every damn episode this season Steve. Now it's time to put down the keyboard and reconnect with your wife and kids.<br /><br />The Free Geek lists the <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.rewardprograms.org/thefreegeek/features/the_10_gadgets_jack_bauer_cant_live_without.html">Top 10 things Jack Bauer Can't Live Without</a>. However, I think that Jack Bauer's copy of Journey's Greatest Hits should have made the list.<br /><br />You can add Rickey Henderson to the list of people who thought Soul Patch would make a comeback this season. Sorry buddy, this season proved that the silent clock doesn't mean a thing. Rickey <a href="http://ridingwithricky.blogspot.com/2007/05/your-weekly-24-update.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">recaps the season finale</span></a> and gives the show a final report card.<br /><br /><a href="http://rociburden.blogspot.com/"> Rocinante's Burdens</a> is new to the Carnival, as Jack Bauer never said "better late than never". Anyway, they post a <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://rociburden.blogspot.com/2007/05/24-rollupthe-last-three-hours-of-day-6.html">14-point recap</a> of the last 3 hours of 24.<br /><br />Amy Vernon of <a href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/">Remote Access</a> is the MVP of the Season 6 - Carnival of Bauer!!!, she <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2007/05/22/a-lackluster-end/">laments the lackluster season ending</a> of 24. Hmm... I would go with banal, pablum, prosaic, maybe even vapid. "Lackluster" makes it seem like there might have been some life in the show prior to the season finale. See you next season Amy.<br /><br />Speaking of Amy, she also posts something for you Soul Patch lovers out there. It appears that <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2007/05/23/tony-almeida/">Tony almost came back</a>.<br /><br />Go check out <a href="http://sharpshooters.blogspot.com/">Wyatt's website</a>, he really needs the traffic. He also lamented the prosaic ending of the season and offers up <a href="http://sharpshooters.blogspot.com/2007/05/worst-finale-ever.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Top Ten <span style="font-style: italic;">Better</span> Ways To End Day 6</span></a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://faustasblog.com/">Fausta's blog</a> is another 24 addict who <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://faustasblog.com/2007/05/24-end-of-day-6.html">looks back fondly on Day 4</a> with hopes that Day 7 is more like the old days and less like Day 6.<br /><br />Jeff Kouba from <a href="http://www.truthvmachine.com/">Truth v. The Machine</a> is also a 24 fan. He <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://www.truthvmachine.com/?p=4628">does another recap</a> and tallies up the kills from this season.<br /><br />Personally I was glad that Day 6 is finally over. So is <a href="http://blog.the-king-tom.com/">King Tom</a>, who notes the promise of the start of the season and the banal ending. Tom leaves us with a <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://blog.the-king-tom.com/?p=236">good recap and a nice haiku:</a><br /><blockquote style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Jack’s at a crossroads<br />Let the next day be better<br />Audrey don’t wake up.</blockquote><a href="http://sayssimpleton.blogspot.com">Says Simpleton</a> likes to think of Season 6 as a glass half-full. While the rest of us are bitching because Jack didn't smash the glass and force Heller to drink the shards, Simpleton looks at the season as part of the whole 24 series. <span style="font-weight: bold;"><a href="http://sayssimpleton.blogspot.com/2007/05/watching-24-canonically.html">This post is a must read</a>.<br /><br /></span>Do you want to know what happened in CTU-Denver? Well then <a href="http://thejacksack.blogspot.com">The Jack Sack</a> is the place for you. Check out his <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://thejacksack.blogspot.com/2007/05/ctu-denver-800-900am.html">recap of the first hour</a> of a series of CTU-Denver posts.<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><br />The guy behind <a href="http://svcalumnus.blogspot.com/">A SVC Alumnus' Blog</a> spends most of his days voting for Chloe on the Miss Blogs4Bauer contest. When he's not voting for Chloe, he's making up holidays for Potato Face. Here is how he spent <a style="font-weight: bold;" href="http://svcalumnus.blogspot.com/2007/05/how-i-spent-chloe-appreciation-day.html">Chloe Appreciation Day</a>. I had surgery, but still managed to eat some French fries.<br /><br />Well that's it, the Carnival ofBauer!!! will return in 2008. Now, stay tuned for Fox's newest hit "Are You Faster Than a One-legged Gimp".Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-50942695477303001822007-05-22T15:00:00.000-04:002007-05-22T15:01:36.120-04:00The Carnival of Bauer!!! Season Finale<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2181/208/400/sidebar_banner.1.jpg" rel="external"><img style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; width: 69px; height: 66px;" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2181/208/400/sidebar_banner.1.jpg" border="0" height="81" /></a>The season finale of the <strong>Carnival of Bauer!!!</strong> will be posted Thursday (5/24) here at Blogs4Bauer. If you would like to participate, please have your posts to us by midnight on Wednesday (5/23).<br /><br /><strong></strong><br /><a title="Blog Carnival submission form - carnival of bauer!!!" href="http://blogcarnival.com/bc/submit_232.html" rel="external"><img alt="Blog Carnival submission form - carnival of bauer!!!" src="http://blogcarnival.com/bc/images/bclogo/bc_80_30_submit.gif" border="0" height="30" width="80" /></a>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-23517474260982176242007-05-22T11:24:00.000-04:002007-05-22T12:28:14.762-04:00The Miss Blogs4Bauer Championship<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/Rcc9HP5F0qI/AAAAAAAAAU8/I-fF165niVQ/s200/shatner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 101px; height: 95px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kP6puQc2Kb8/Rcc9HP5F0qI/AAAAAAAAAU8/I-fF165niVQ/s200/shatner.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. For weeks we have been working our way to this moment. The first annual Miss Blogs4Bauer championship comes down to one more vote. This time next week, only one 24 hottie will remain.<br /><br />Previously on MissBlogs4Bauer. After 1,618 votes and 49 comments that veered from the topic and into baseball. Here are the results of the <a style="" 130="">Final Four</a>:<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlMP51PVGGI/AAAAAAAAAKo/lFKIThu2o8E/s1600-h/final+four.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlMP51PVGGI/AAAAAAAAAKo/lFKIThu2o8E/s200/final+four.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067411491940276322" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />The CTU Office Hottie Matchup</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlMT21PVGHI/AAAAAAAAAKw/-skc3aKfY_Y/s1600-h/MissB4B.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Z3B-LEqsY-M/RlMT21PVGHI/AAAAAAAAAKw/-skc3aKfY_Y/s200/MissB4B.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067415838447179890" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Chloe O'Brian</span></span> <div style="margin: 10px 15px 0pt 13px;" class="contentTxt"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">EXPERIENCE:</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><br />CTU – Senior Analyst, Los Angeles Domestic Unit<br />CTU – Intelligence Agent, Los Angeles Domestic Unit<br />CTU – Internet Protocol Manager, Los Angeles Domestic Unit<br />BEST BUY - Geek Squad Manager<br /><p><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">EXPERTISE: </span><br />Has 12,456 friends on Myspace.<br />Attacks scripts, computer vulnerabilities, intrusion detection, penetration testing, operational security, viruses. Proficiency in Cerberus, Minesweeper, and PlutoPlus.<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">PATH TO CHAMPIONSHIP:</span><br />Hacked into Blogs4Bauer and removed Debbie Pendleton then defeated Michelle Dessler and Marilyn Bauer<br /></p> <p><span class="style1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PERSONAL:</span> </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>2 months pregnant, the baby already has a 145 IQ</p></div><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Nadia Yassir</span><p></p><div style="margin: 10px 15px 0pt 13px;" class="contentTxt"><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">EXPERIENCE: </span><br />CTU - Associate Special Agent in Charge, Los Angeles Domestic Unit<br />CTU – Director of Intelligence, Detroit Domestic Unit<br />CIA – Senior Intelligence Agent<br />CIA – Intelligence Agent for Middle East Territories <p><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">EXPERTISE:</span><br /> Fluency in Arabic/never smiles<br /></p> <p><span style="font-weight: bold;" class="style1">PATH TO CHAMPIONSHIP:</span><br />Defeated Dina Araz and Martha Logan</p><p><span class="style1"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PERSONAL:</span></span><br />Single and a master of her domain</p></div><br /><table bgcolor="#000000" border="4" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><br /><form action="http://www.misterpoll.com/poll.mpl" method="post"><br /><input name="id" value="272911690" type="hidden"><br /><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);"><br /><b>Who should be Miss Blogs4Bauer?</b><br /><br /><input name="question1521750923" value="3522037764" type="radio"> Nadia Yassir<br /><br /><input name="question1521750923" value="1630739932" type="radio"> Chloe O'Brian<br /><br /><br /><center><input name="vote" value="Vote" type="submit"></center></span><br /><a href="http://www.misterpoll.com/results.mpl?id=272911690">Click Here for results</a><br /><br /><br /><br /></td></tr></tbody></form></table>Jack Bauerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06203396159485043661noreply@blogger.com42