tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post113872982514748126..comments2023-12-06T03:32:53.487-05:00Comments on Blogs4Bauer: RFTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-77813964511242342052011-09-18T03:20:01.424-04:002011-09-18T03:20:01.424-04:00I suppose every person must read it.I suppose every person must read it.consejo comprar yatehttp://yatesspain.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1142439723755738752006-03-15T11:22:00.000-05:002006-03-15T11:22:00.000-05:00jack bauer only breaths because he chooses to!jack bauer only breaths because he chooses to!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139343390613464192006-02-07T15:16:00.000-05:002006-02-07T15:16:00.000-05:00If Jack Bauer was chained to a railroad track and ...If Jack Bauer was chained to a railroad track and a speeding train was seconds away, the engineer would stop and ask for directions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139343232296749992006-02-07T15:13:00.000-05:002006-02-07T15:13:00.000-05:00If Jack Bauer was on the "Lost Plane" he would be ...If Jack Bauer was on the "Lost Plane" he would be the only survivor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139343058466547762006-02-07T15:10:00.000-05:002006-02-07T15:10:00.000-05:00Simon Cowell says that Jack Bauer is going to Holl...Simon Cowell says that Jack Bauer is going to Hollywood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138817514273710152006-02-01T13:11:00.000-05:002006-02-01T13:11:00.000-05:00Here's a Jack Bauer Fact. In a contest between Ja...Here's a Jack Bauer Fact. In a contest between James Bond and Jack Bauer, Jack Bauer kicked every Bond Villain's Ass and had time to bitch slap 007. Jack did not need a martini, shaken, not stirred, to kick terrorist ass. He just took a swig of Jack Daniels and a pistol and one clip of Ammo. Nor did he need some old British guy to make his gadgets. Bauer topped that and McGuyver hands down! Jack Bauer Rocks!<BR/><BR/>Another 24 fan, reporting for duty. If you wanna blogroll me, go for it!NDwaltershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117984880951797294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138815400890914752006-02-01T12:36:00.000-05:002006-02-01T12:36:00.000-05:00me and a bud came up with these:1. Jack Bauer neve...me and a bud came up with these:<BR/><BR/>1. Jack Bauer never runs out of bullets. If his gun stops firing, he simply makes more bullets from shards of denim in his jeans. [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>2. Jack Bauer only has sex with radical islamist women. That way he knows there will always be more terrorists to kill...[adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>3. The cougar would have easily eaten any other man, woman or child, but since it was Kim Bauer, the cougar feared for it's and it's family's life given Jack's penchant for revenge. [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>4. Jack Bauer doesn't get paid by the hour. He gets paid by the terrorist. [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>5. Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroin, it was a feeble attempt at a drug designed to quench his thirst for killing terrorists. History will show that season 3 was simply Jack Bauer "catching up" for time spent "with" terrorists instead of "over" terrorists' bodies. [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>6. The show "24" claims to take place in "real" time but this is only so that the viewer can watch. the human eye is incapable of tracking how fast Jack Bauer actually kills terrorists [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>7. Jack's father was the greek god "Zeus" and his mother was a commoner. Unfortunately Jack's name was lost in translation, so historians agreed on "Hercules" as a suitable alternate. [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>8. Of course when Jack Bauer realized this mistake, he hunted down each historian and pistol-whipped his name into their skull. This was the basis for the movie "Predator". [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>9. One day a terrorist in Iraq decided to call Jack Bauer in Los Angeles and give him some rant about his refrigerator running. Jack Bauer promptly used "passive triangulation" and shot him twice in the chest, and then interrogated his refrigerator about connections with known terrorists. [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>10. Scholars maintain that the original meaning for "jihad" is "Fuck...Jack Bauer is coming". [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>11. As most of you well know, Chuck Norris did a deal with the devil (a well-known terrorist) for his martial arts ability. The only reason Chuck Norris grew a beard was to try to disguise his appearance from Jack Bauer. To this day, Chuck Norris thinks he fooled him but little does he know, Jack Bauer is just working undercover and it's only a matter of time before he busts the devil and everyone in his organization. [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>12. A little known fact or perhaps Star Wars enthusiasts just choose to cling to their own beliefs, but Jango Fett was the second choice for the clone army. Jack Bauer was actually number one on their list but they feared an army of Jack Bauers would be an unstoppable force, especially against Sith terrorists. [shawn begier]<BR/><BR/>13. One time somebody tried telling me Jack Bauer was breast-fed by both of his mother's titties....simultaneously. i said nice try, Jack Bauer didn't have a mother, and he never nursed. he lived off of rabbits and chickens until he was six and killed his first terrorist. [adam dolce (breast-fed line) and shawn begier (the rest)]<BR/><BR/>14. Jack Bauer wears a WWJD bracelet (What would Jesus Do?). Jesus wears a WWJD bracelet (What would Jack Do?). [shawn begier using adam dolce's idea]<BR/><BR/>15. Jack Bauer IS an I-land, entire in himself. [adam dolce]<BR/><BR/>16. When Jack Bauer ordered his Ford Expedition, he needed it to come with GPS, fingerprint identification, rifles, pistols, grenades, C4, and countless other devices and was named the Jack Bauer edition. and as a joke to his gay brother that we don't talk about, he had them build Eddie Bauer editions with pretty leather and other feminine features. [shawn's weakest one]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138755969922810942006-01-31T20:06:00.000-05:002006-01-31T20:06:00.000-05:00These are great. A friend sent them to me recentl...These are great. A friend sent them to me recently.Dionnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05013166054883351020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138752650019781342006-01-31T19:10:00.000-05:002006-01-31T19:10:00.000-05:00Your were even nominated in a category that didn't...Your were even nominated in a category that didn't exist! So be sure to vote starting Feb 1 at Bloggin' Outould. Thanks for the mention and link! lgpLynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11998346902027037420noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138751551259579542006-01-31T18:52:00.000-05:002006-01-31T18:52:00.000-05:00These come from my other site:*When in Jack Bauer'...These come from my other site:<BR/><BR/>*When in Jack Bauer's presence, Chuck Norris urinates sitting down. <BR/> <BR/>*Tired of the incessant whining and complaining, Jack Bauer found the dogs and let them right back in. <BR/><BR/>*Jack Bauer's saliva is bullet-proof. <BR/><BR/>*After receiving repeated roundhouse kicks to the head from Chuck Norris, Jack Bauer was heard to ask,"Can you go a bit lower? I was crammed in an air conditioning duct between 7:00 a.m. and 8:00 a.m. and my back is killing me." <BR/><BR/>*Jack Bauer can eat five times his body weight in terrorists. <BR/><BR/>*Concerned that his dog would break under interrogation, Jack Bauer snapped his neck and turned him into the bag which he still carries to this day. <BR/><BR/>*Jack Bauer has the ability to smell sounds.<BR/><BR/>*Under intense interrogation by Jack Bauer, the fifth dentist cracked and admitted he recommends Trident for his patients who chew gum. <BR/><BR/>www.JackBauerFacts.netAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138738021098197162006-01-31T15:07:00.000-05:002006-01-31T15:07:00.000-05:00OT - The Carnival of the Clueless has a special WW...OT - The Carnival of the Clueless has a special <A HREF="http://rightwingnuthouse.com/archives/2006/01/30/carnival-of-the-clueless-31-the-what-would-jack-bauer-do-edition/" REL="nofollow">WWJBD edition up</A>.alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231164751097426353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138735328770200872006-01-31T14:22:00.000-05:002006-01-31T14:22:00.000-05:00These come from this website. My favorite: Superm...These come from <A HREF="http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty" REL="nofollow">this</A> website. <BR/><BR/>My favorite: Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.<BR/><BR/>I submitted these:<BR/>*Jack Bauer is as cool as Edgar is fat.<BR/>*If Jack Bauer worked in the Human Relations Department at CTU, there would be no moles.<BR/>*Jack Bauer turns left on red.<BR/>*Those guys on Prison Break should give up, Jack Bauer will only hunt them down next season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1138731256001856882006-01-31T13:14:00.000-05:002006-01-31T13:14:00.000-05:00These are great. I think you need a warning to not...These are great. I think you need a warning to not have food or drink in your mouth in order to protect your monitor...alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13231164751097426353noreply@blogger.com