tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post113960063359183946..comments2023-12-06T03:32:53.487-05:00Comments on Blogs4Bauer: RFTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139795763957332192006-02-12T20:56:00.000-05:002006-02-12T20:56:00.000-05:00Hey Audrey...was that really you making it with an...Hey Audrey...was that really you making it with another chick in that movie "Keep Your Distance"? I mean, not that I have time to watch those kinds of movies....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139751585218156702006-02-12T08:39:00.000-05:002006-02-12T08:39:00.000-05:00Audrey, you are the only girl I know who uses thei...Audrey, you are the only girl I know who uses their entire fist to pick their nose.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139676304878203872006-02-11T11:45:00.000-05:002006-02-11T11:45:00.000-05:00My name is Jack Bauer. You killed my father. Prepa...My name is Jack Bauer. You killed my father. Prepare to die.<BR/><BR/>Why did little Tiffany deserve to die? Because I'm Jack Bauer. That's why.<BR/><BR/>In a tender moment, Jack Bauer reveals that he really is large and in charge.lawhawkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15889665525855810105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139627293249132612006-02-10T22:08:00.000-05:002006-02-10T22:08:00.000-05:00Audrey, here, smell my fist. Guess who I punched t...Audrey, here, smell my fist. Guess who I punched today?danielnychttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09027244823991232389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139625563415068572006-02-10T21:39:00.000-05:002006-02-10T21:39:00.000-05:00"So Audrey listen... we can get back together, but..."So Audrey listen... we can get back together, but you're gonna have to wear a paperbag over your head when we 'make love'. If you don't mind?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139620151363958532006-02-10T20:09:00.000-05:002006-02-10T20:09:00.000-05:00I didn't want to go here, but I knwo we're all thi...I didn't want to go here, but I knwo we're all thinking it, and hoping that Jack's thinking it too:<BR/><BR/>"I wish I knew how to quit you... or at least fix that penis nose."RFTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139619595758888062006-02-10T19:59:00.000-05:002006-02-10T19:59:00.000-05:00No Audrey, Diane didn't say "hanky-panky" she said...No Audrey, Diane didn't say "hanky-panky" she said "hokey-pokey." Here's video evidence. I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I put my right foot in... See, just hokey-pokey.jwookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16716040045791435443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139606636395389292006-02-10T16:23:00.000-05:002006-02-10T16:23:00.000-05:00"Before we get back together, I think you should k..."Before we get back together, I think you should know that I had a little <EM>Brokeback</EM> experience with one of the guys I met in the oil fields..."RFTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139606113243690462006-02-10T16:15:00.000-05:002006-02-10T16:15:00.000-05:00I want to be on you.I want to be on you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1139603218832544952006-02-10T15:26:00.000-05:002006-02-10T15:26:00.000-05:00Big deal, so I killed your husband and tortured yo...Big deal, so I killed your husband and tortured your brother. Does that really warrant you moving me out of your Top 8 friends on Myspace?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com