tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post114658124655079669..comments2023-12-06T03:32:53.487-05:00Comments on Blogs4Bauer: Bauer Walks Out of CTURFTRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146723929410525462006-05-04T02:25:00.000-04:002006-05-04T02:25:00.000-04:00Jack in spanish ain't Jorge, yet it sounds funny X...Jack in spanish ain't Jorge, yet it sounds funny XD<BR/><BR/>Jorge Bauer, Jack's half-mexican brother who works for the <I>Unidad Contra-Terrorista</I> of Mexico. He's just like Jack, only his skin is darker, his hair is black and wears a hat instead of the hoodie.<BR/><BR/>Jorge Bauer is as badass as Jack, except he eats more chile (and never goes to the toilet, just like Jack). Since he works for Mexico he doesn't have a Chloe O'Brien to assist him through a PDA. Instead he has a dog named <I>Torito</I> which helps him track terrorists all trgogh the border. <BR/><BR/>He interrogates the people who help the Mexican peasants to cross the border without papers to know who they work for (which is usually a drug cartel). Instead of sayin' "Dammit!", he says "Carajo".<BR/><BR/>Jorge Bauer resolves his cases in less than 24 hours. The key to his success is carryng a lot of bribe cash. Money gets you quicker to your goals in Mexico.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146687464573982952006-05-03T16:17:00.000-04:002006-05-03T16:17:00.000-04:00I like how you picked the guy with a manpurse.I like how you picked the guy with a manpurse.Tylerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01167912115982410970noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146666736664688262006-05-03T10:32:00.000-04:002006-05-03T10:32:00.000-04:00And FYI- when you enter the US illegally, breaking...And FYI- when you enter the US illegally, breaking our laws, you are a f-ckin criminal. Til you prove you can contribute to the US and not leech off this land, you're suspect. That's how it was back at Ellis Island.<BR/><BR/>There, end of frickin immigration discussion. Back to Bauer satire, please.NDwaltershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117984880951797294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146666669535531062006-05-03T10:31:00.000-04:002006-05-03T10:31:00.000-04:00Jorge Bauer es Mexicano? No way, man?Would you sa...Jorge Bauer es Mexicano? No way, man?<BR/><BR/>Would you say, Bauer has a plethora of firearms?<BR/>Si, he has a plethora.<BR/>Jefe, do you know what a plethora is?NDwaltershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117984880951797294noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146664766406751262006-05-03T09:59:00.001-04:002006-05-03T09:59:00.001-04:00Hey, "tuffbeingright," shut up.I'm as against ille...Hey, "tuffbeingright," shut up.<BR/><BR/>I'm as against illegal immigration as the next guy, but this isn't a forum for debating illegal immigration. This is a satirical site inspired by the television show 24.<BR/><BR/>If you want to pick a fight over immigration, may I recommend DailyKos?RFTRhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15392176828674016112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146664743679051352006-05-03T09:59:00.000-04:002006-05-03T09:59:00.000-04:00I love the picture that you have.I love the picture that you have.MJ06https://www.blogger.com/profile/05480859164018485620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146664492744293852006-05-03T09:54:00.000-04:002006-05-03T09:54:00.000-04:00Illegal immigrants, by definition, ARE CRIMINALS! ...Illegal immigrants, by definition, ARE CRIMINALS! If they carry falsified documentation (ie. ss cards) they are FELONS!tuffbeingrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04548531335775210589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146609691788208842006-05-02T18:41:00.000-04:002006-05-02T18:41:00.000-04:00I knew it. Jack Bauer es Raza!Stop illegal inmigra...I knew it. <I>Jack Bauer es Raza!</I><BR/><BR/>Stop illegal inmigration the good way, not by making them criminalsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17939681.post-1146599164020287122006-05-02T15:46:00.000-04:002006-05-02T15:46:00.000-04:00Not having JB kill anyone for a whole hour is like...Not having JB kill anyone for a whole hour is like giving up cigarettes, liquor and coffee all in one week. It just shouldn't happen.<BR/><BR/>Maybe protesting illegal aliens will keep DHS and Secret Service away from the airport long enough so JB makes his escape.<BR/><BR/>I for one support the "rights" of immigrants - well, <A HREF="http://tuffbeingright.blogspot.com/2006/05/day-without-illegal-aliens-how-about.html" REL="nofollow">Selma Hayek anyway.</A> The rest of them? Hasta luego!tuffbeingrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04548531335775210589noreply@blogger.com