Meet Your New CTU Director: Paul Teutel SrAt last, a CTU Director equal to Jack Bauer. We can look forward the following inspirational bits of dialog:
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Chloe, we don't have time for your f**king personality disorder! Come over here and stand in front of me so I can hit you in the back of the head.
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Audrey, get your horse face upstairs and find my drill bits.
Audrey Raines: I want you to apologize for calling me horse face.
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr..: I apologize for calling you horse face. Now get your horse face up there and find my fookin' bits!
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: I want you out of my CTU, Jack. I'm not going ask twice, cos the second time I'll use my size 12.
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr.: Just do it! Instead of dicking around, like you always do!
Bill Buchanan: Somebody's got PMS.
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr: OK, Which one of you red shirts let the terrorists get into the CTU. What the f**k is wrong with you?
Red Shirt: We were keeping the facility secure...
CTU Director Paul Teutel Sr: Twinkle-dinkle-dinkle! You never secured a facility in your life!
All right, he's not the new CTU Director. But come on, Ricky Freaking Schroeder?
4 comments:
Would Paul bring in his overweight and underintelligent son to help out CTU? He could be like a male Kim Bauer.
V - That's one of the funniest damned posts we ever had here!!!
Cody and Kim!! Blasphemy! She can do much better than Cody... and better than that waste of space head-shrinker she was seeing last season since we're talking about it...
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