Top Ten Jack Bauer Pet Peeves
9. Lack of posting on Blogs4Bauer.
8. Rude people.
7. Eyeballs that don't pop out in one piece.
6. Long lines at the airport.
5. Long lines at the CTU armory.
4. Fat chicks.
3. When Curtis plays his 50 Cent CD too loud.
2. People who put ketchup on a hot dog.
And the number one Jack Bauer pet peeve is . . .
1. When Steinway won't sell you loose piano wire.