Today is July 7th, 2007. For you numerologists out there, today is 7/7/07. And if you believe that nonsense, then today may be your lucky day. Of course, it also may not be, especially if you work for CTU: Los Angeles.
The Top Ten Signs Today Is Not Your Lucky Day
10. You have a mole on your cheek.
9. Morris O'Brian asks you to "cover" for him.
8. You call Josh Bauer a "pansy."
7. Nadia smiles at you.
6. You're ordered to take Jack into custody.
5. Chloe O'Brian is your new training officer.
4. You are currently dating Martha Logan.
3. Division assigned you to be Jack's new partner.
2. You are wearing a red "CTU Security" shirt.
And the number one sign today is not your lucky day . . .
1. You just had a one-night stand with Kim Bauer.