Stupid (Jack Bauer) Questions
Does Jack have to re-qualify at the pistol range every year, or does he get a free pass for shooting so many terrorists?
Does Jack ever use the phrase "I know President Palmer" to pick up chicks?
Does Jack have to complete the oodles of paperwork after shooting someone? And, if so, when does he get the time to do anything else?
When Jack was left at the Mexican border at the end of last season, did he cross at a checkpoint, or swim across the Rio Grande like the rest of the illegals?
Does Jack Bauer ever read my other blog, and if so, can you guys do it, too?