Yeah, I don't mind if i do have a jug of milk...I mean...a cups of milk...I mean...dammit I need those boobs NOW!
"What would you say if I told you that 24 hours from now I'll have kidnapped your son, confessed to you that I'm actually a secret agent named Jack Bauer, saved Los Angeles from a nerve gas threat, recaptured a Russian submarine, brought down a President, and been kidnapped and placed on a slow boat to China?Oh, and I'll have dumped you too..."
It's taken a few months, but I've finally gotten to the point where I can look at your face and not your... *slap*
Better eat up. I have a feeling it's gonna be another one of those days
Frank? A nice Nigerian Prince has been calling here looking for someone named Jack Bauer. He said "The Man" sent him. Do you know what any of that is all about?
Dammit woman, I know you want sex with me but I need you to focus on my primary target: my pancakes
Frank, why does my coffee taste like truth serum?
-Frank, dis you buy condoms?-Yes dear, I also gave your son money for the mall, they're having a Nirvana retro sale today-Great, Lemme finish my cup and then I'll go fo the lube
Diane: It's our relationship.Frank: What is it?Diane: A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other. But that's not important right now.
No, I'll go to the store for bacon. I'll be back in less than 5 minutes. Didn't I tell you that I can drive from any southern California location to another in less than 5 minutes?
Hey Frank, I was thinking, maybe when you get home tonight we can order in some Chinese?
-Frank, I know you're a Democrat and shit, but I really want to go to the Logan reelection meeting tonight. You know I'm a sucker for weasels-Dammit!
Diane, I've been having some itchiness in my privates since last weekend. And I'm sure as hell I didn't get that in the oil wells. Is there something you need to tell me?
Is that MAC lipstick you're wearing?.........
Jack (thinking to himself): Oh god, she is totally eyefucking me right now
So, how many hours do you think we're going to have to endure Tyler D's liveblogging today???
Frank, I just love the way you perk up when I put my toes between your legs...are you busy today?
Frank, how come there's a picture of you on this milk container with a bunch of Chinese words?? Do you have a missing Chinese brother?
Why can't I have just one more cup? Because, Dammit....There's No TIME.
You'll be off this show within 5 hours. Next year you'll be on a good, but ignored, show on NBC about high school football. Have a nice life!
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