"What would you say if I told you that 24 hours from now I'll have kidnapped your son, confessed to you that I'm actually a secret agent named Jack Bauer, saved Los Angeles from a nerve gas threat, recaptured a Russian submarine, brought down a President, and been kidnapped and placed on a slow boat to China?
Diane: It's our relationship. Frank: What is it? Diane: A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other. But that's not important right now.
No, I'll go to the store for bacon. I'll be back in less than 5 minutes. Didn't I tell you that I can drive from any southern California location to another in less than 5 minutes?
Diane, I've been having some itchiness in my privates since last weekend. And I'm sure as hell I didn't get that in the oil wells. Is there something you need to tell me?
"One of my favorite blogs is Blogs4Bauer.They make watching 24 a whole lot funnier with nicknames for everyone and humorous takes on things that should happen.
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"What would you say if I told you that 24 hours from now I'll have kidnapped your son, confessed to you that I'm actually a secret agent named Jack Bauer, saved Los Angeles from a nerve gas threat, recaptured a Russian submarine, brought down a President, and been kidnapped and placed on a slow boat to China?
Oh, and I'll have dumped you too..."
It's taken a few months, but I've finally gotten to the point where I can look at your face and not your... *slap*
Dammit woman, I know you want sex with me but I need you to focus on my primary target: my pancakes
Frank, why does my coffee taste like truth serum?
-Frank, dis you buy condoms?
-Yes dear, I also gave your son money for the mall, they're having a Nirvana retro sale today
-Great, Lemme finish my cup and then I'll go fo the lube
Diane: It's our relationship.
Frank: What is it?
Diane: A particular type of connection existing between people related to or having dealings with each other. But that's not important right now.
No, I'll go to the store for bacon. I'll be back in less than 5 minutes. Didn't I tell you that I can drive from any southern California location to another in less than 5 minutes?
-Frank, I know you're a Democrat and shit, but I really want to go to the Logan reelection meeting tonight. You know I'm a sucker for weasels
-Dammit!
Diane, I've been having some itchiness in my privates since last weekend. And I'm sure as hell I didn't get that in the oil wells. Is there something you need to tell me?
Is that MAC lipstick you're wearing?.........
Jack (thinking to himself): Oh god, she is totally eyefucking me right now
So, how many hours do you think we're going to have to endure Tyler D's liveblogging today???
You'll be off this show within 5 hours. Next year you'll be on a good, but ignored, show on NBC about high school football. Have a nice life!
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