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Friday, May 04, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Caption this uncomfortable scene from the last 24.

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25 comments:

Anonymous said...

"No more Audrey, huh? At least now I can get back to killing as many people as possible!"

The Man said...

"So I never have to see Audrey again? This is turning out to be a good day!"

yankz said...

Jack: "You look like the dude from Planet of the Apes."

Not really funny, I just thought I'd point it out.

someguy said...

"This interrogation room is only big enough for one badass at a time, Jack, so I'm gonna take off. Remember, have Audrey home by ten. I'll be watching you."

glockspeak said...

Mr. Bauer, this is the 50th time this week you've been to my office. Haven't you learned to get along with others yet?

Wyatt Earp said...

Jack, I'm trying to help you out by keeping you away. HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER'S NOSE???

nicky said...

Heller: Jack, i'm sorry but you've been suspended for 3 days.

Jack: Awww, Principal Heller? Please, I won't torture my teacher again, I swear!

Anonymous said...

Get closer, like close enough for me to get to your neck

katrina said...

Jack, do you know why i called you in here today?

Paul said...

Keifer, Tom tells us you've gone rogue from the Church. What has happened that causes you to reject the teachings of L Ron Hubbard?

Yeah Him said...

Didn't I save your life in the beginning of episode 4? And this is how you repay me? oh, ok, not letting me date your neurotic skanky daughter is a favor.

Thanks.

After all that time in solitary in China, I got a little desperate.

Unregistered Coward said...

Jack, did I ever tell you about my days in seminary school?

yankz said...

No kill counter for this week? I'm guessing 8.

Justin said...

I'll go with 6

Tyler D. said...

"I want to lick your ear lobes."

steveegg said...

BlackJack on the Kill Counter this week - 21.

We seem to be missing a few items here, like the Counter Challenge and the Counterpoint.

Yeah Him said...

Where's the bets on dead CTU agent?

My money is down on Chloe (Morris in the billiards room with the candlestick).
BTW... I'm the best person to bet with because I never win, but I am at least willing to try.

Yeah Him said...

Kill Counter is minimal this week. Jack gets nobody.

steveegg said...

yeah him, you know I want Ricky Stratton axed, but it will probably be somebody worthless like Kemper. I just hope that whoever the "big" name is that gets deep sixed doesn't do the Truffle Shuffle.

nicky said...

A "Jack Bauer Kill-a-thon" this week. 5 kills + a 5 in 1 bonus. And... I think he'll say something cool when he kills someone so that gives us a total of 16 points. 5 for the kills, 10 bonus points and a bonus point for saying something cool.

pickett said...

10 points

Johnny Park said...

Jack: "Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"
Heller: "Of course you may."
Jack: "..................Thank you."

Anonymous said...

It never could have worked between us.

Unregistered Coward said...

No Jack, "Time Out" means you can't kill anyone right now.

BostonMaggie said...

Hey! No insinuating anything homosexual about SecDef Heller!

Otherwise, carry on.