"No more Audrey, huh? At least now I can get back to killing as many people as possible!"
"So I never have to see Audrey again? This is turning out to be a good day!"
Jack: "You look like the dude from Planet of the Apes."Not really funny, I just thought I'd point it out.
"This interrogation room is only big enough for one badass at a time, Jack, so I'm gonna take off. Remember, have Audrey home by ten. I'll be watching you."
Mr. Bauer, this is the 50th time this week you've been to my office. Haven't you learned to get along with others yet?
Jack, I'm trying to help you out by keeping you away. HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER'S NOSE???
Heller: Jack, i'm sorry but you've been suspended for 3 days. Jack: Awww, Principal Heller? Please, I won't torture my teacher again, I swear!
Get closer, like close enough for me to get to your neck
Jack, do you know why i called you in here today?
Keifer, Tom tells us you've gone rogue from the Church. What has happened that causes you to reject the teachings of L Ron Hubbard?
Didn't I save your life in the beginning of episode 4? And this is how you repay me? oh, ok, not letting me date your neurotic skanky daughter is a favor.Thanks.After all that time in solitary in China, I got a little desperate.
Jack, did I ever tell you about my days in seminary school?
No kill counter for this week? I'm guessing 8.
I'll go with 6
"I want to lick your ear lobes."
BlackJack on the Kill Counter this week - 21.We seem to be missing a few items here, like the Counter Challenge and the Counterpoint.
Where's the bets on dead CTU agent?My money is down on Chloe (Morris in the billiards room with the candlestick).BTW... I'm the best person to bet with because I never win, but I am at least willing to try.
Kill Counter is minimal this week. Jack gets nobody.
yeah him, you know I want Ricky Stratton axed, but it will probably be somebody worthless like Kemper. I just hope that whoever the "big" name is that gets deep sixed doesn't do the Truffle Shuffle.
A "Jack Bauer Kill-a-thon" this week. 5 kills + a 5 in 1 bonus. And... I think he'll say something cool when he kills someone so that gives us a total of 16 points. 5 for the kills, 10 bonus points and a bonus point for saying something cool.
Jack: "Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?"Heller: "Of course you may."Jack: "..................Thank you."
It never could have worked between us.
No Jack, "Time Out" means you can't kill anyone right now.
Hey! No insinuating anything homosexual about SecDef Heller!Otherwise, carry on.
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