"I'm not going anywhere with a guy wearing a gray mullet!"
"You had me at hello"
#1. "I'm on your MySpace page!"#2. "Chloe won't save you!!"#3. "Jack Bauer isn't coming for you!!!"
"Can't you see I'm tryin' to tell ya that I love yuh!"
"I swear that pig already HAD scratches on its back before I got it!"
"See you next season, skippy! MUHAHAHAHA!"
But grandpa I didn't mean to piss myself.
Josh...I am your father!!!
Soylent green is made from people
Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?
After a season like this, there's no way I could tell you who your dad really is.Then again, seeing as they won't show my body or the explosion destroying me, you will all have to wonder if the Chinese sub got me off this oil rig before the explosions.
9-11 was an inside job !!
"Uncle Jack is coming. I trust you to kill me."
"This is very important... you must listen to what I am about to tell you. The fate of the World depends on it... do I have food stuck in my teeth?"
Jimmy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Josh: "Grandpa, tell me the truth, tell me who my father is."Grandpa Phil: "You want answers?"Josh: "I think I'm entitled." Grandpa Phil: "You want answers?"Josh: "I want the truth!"Grandpa Phil "You can't handle the truth!"
"Billy, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
Caught some uncomfortable details in the last 2 seasons:The sleazy President brought down by CTU in Season 5 had a passel o' pierces in his ears (the holes are as plain as day).Jack was aware of the terrorist prison camp (the one from which the terrorists demanded the release of prisoners to board the aircraft this season) after being completely isolated from the news, in China for 18 months. Someone goofed.
You want to put your what....where?!?!?!
dammit Josh...are you John Daly's bastard son or not?
"MARTY! You can't go to your high school, you'll risk the chances of meeting your parents!"
"Once Zion is destroyed there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the codes. I have to get inside Zion, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me, or you're going to die."
"Because your feet are as big as mine!"
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
This can't have effect in actual fact, that's exactly what I suppose.
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