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Monday, May 07, 2007

Live Blogging: 2:00am to 3:00am

bRight&Early stepping up to the plate. Please add lots of interesting comments. Other B4B staff, feel free to jump in!

I can live blog better if I didn't have a 2year old to change.

Are you sure they can execute the operation. The only thing they've done before now is deliver takeout.

This part I can do.

2:13 Love Child returns.

Lily Rowan (aka Ann Coulter) looking for another quickie?

I'd like to bring Your S.., er, Josh, by to see you before we go.

This is not going to end well for the CTU team.

Egg Drop terrorists.

I got your takeout Mr. Bauer.

No more chinese food references. I haven't had supper.

2:28 RPF works on auto-pilot, even with a broken heart.

Lily Rowan: I'm screwing the VP and the Breck Girl. I was willing to commit purjury. I almost caused durkdurkastan to get nuked. But now I'm scared.

One Track Pony.

GO TO SLEEP!!

(Oh, wait. That wasn't for all of you.)

2:39 Milo strikes out with Chloe, strikes out with Aywana. Wanna go for Patsy Ramsey next?

I think we found the Chinese.

1

2,3

Strike three, Milo

2:50 Was that three more?

We want the golden child!

Aywana Fugya - Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Kill Counter Climbs.

Let's see those Bauer genes kick in.

No. Not those Bauer genes. Philip, what are you up to now?

3:00am

Thanks for hanging out while I provided this highly-distracted rookie liveblogging. At least the kill counter headed in the right direction. I'm betting it goes even higher next week.

81 comments:

steveegg said...

First. Shutting down my thread.

Aywana breaking the bad news to Jack that SecDef is filing a restraining order against Jack.

yankz said...

steveegg, allow me to rub it in yeah him's face and say, "That's so hot."

And now, since I'm not even watching this episode right now, I bid you all farewell.

Tyler D. said...

What?

steveegg said...

Aywana getting kinky. I'll bet she is glad that close-up shot wasn't taken last week; the Kiwis would've knocked her out.

steveegg said...

What are you watching that is more important than "24", yankz?

steveegg said...

Tonight's episode, "Spy vs. Spy", is brought to you by Mad Magazine.

steveegg said...

Delivering "takeout" is precisely the qualifications they need. Of course, I'm not talking about getting my order of moo goo gai pan right.

lawhawk said...

Yawn.... the Chinese are preparing for their fireworks display and the Appleseed gang is busy keeping Jack under wraps.

steveegg said...

This is not going to end well for Patsy Ramsey and Jack Jr.

lawhawk said...

Jack Jr is into self loathing these days, and Jack's sister in law is still pining for him, even as she learns Audrey is alive.

steveegg said...

Someone mentioned that RPF was missing? She's delivering the news to Patsy that Jack is a free man.

On to Ann Coulter trying to trap Boytoy.

steveegg said...

Patsy Ramsey doesn't waste any time. Not only is she making the play for Jack, but she's going to break the truth to Jack Jr.

steveegg said...

Ricky Stratton is too late.

How convenient; the ChiComs set up shop right next to their target (trying like hell to not spoil everything).

steveegg said...

CTU goes down in 5, 4, 3....

Yeah Him said...

Haven't we done this whole bombing CTU thing 2x before?

steveegg said...

But I ordered the moo goo gai pan, not the shrimp fried rice with a side of C4.

steveegg said...

1 bombing, 1 gassing, and the red shirts are mostly conveniently out of position.

Taking bets now on who dies.

lawhawk said...

This time, they're going to take out CTU with C4 and high explosives and not the green goo.

Who dies? I'm putting odds on Aywana. RTF will grab a gun and get her groove back... Morris might end up having another drilling.

steveegg said...

I'm also taking bets on who the CTU mole is.

I've got Kemper in both roles.

USpace said...

Chloe & Morris, enough!

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
fill a thriller with fluff
.

lawhawk said...

Okay, so who ordered the General Tso's Chicken with a side order of C4?

steveegg said...

Lawhawk - What a way to celebrate a win in the Miss B4B contest.

2:30 and all is not well in the O'Brian v O'Brian catfight.

Coulter getting cold feet.

steveegg said...

No more chinese food references. I haven't had supper.

So order some delivery, B&E. They should get it to you by the time Jack drops the last bad guy.

Absurd Thoughts said...

will they catch her?

Hard To Swallow said...

she's cold...

steveegg said...

What a time for the pic to go pixelated. Boytoy suspecting Ann isn't going to get all jiggy with him.

USpace said...

will she be 'ready' for him?

steveegg said...

Please substitute "Breck Girl" for "Boytoy".

In other news, the hottest team in baseball is up on the coldest 3-0. Go Brew Crew!

bRight & Early said...

steveegg - I can't order in. I don't live in the civilized world. I'm in the boonies.

Gary said...

Al Bundy is "the package". He won't wuss out this time. Torture? Bah! He's got something to prove to RPF!

steveegg said...

Figures.

Unfortunately, CTU isn't out in the boonies. ChiComs delivering in 2 or less minutes and Aywana hitting on Kemper.

steveegg said...

Boom shakalaka.

Al Bundy blaming a hiccup.

Absurd Thoughts said...

let Jack out...

steveegg said...

One Red Shirt, 2 Red Shirts, how many more?

steveegg said...

3 Red Shirts!

ONE!

lawhawk said...

Go to your safe rooms? Where are the guys with guns to stop 'em?


That was way too easy...
He's got his weapon... and start counting kills...

steveegg said...

TWO!

THREE!

lawhawk said...

And why hasn't Jack gotten one of the automatics? Ah, much better....

steveegg said...

And now I've got a real gun!

steveegg said...

Buh-bye, Kemper. I win the who-dies pool.

lawhawk said...

And Milo just got one between the eyes... nice.

pickett said...

MILO IS DOWN!!!!

Yeah Him said...

RIP Milo.

USpace said...

Oh My!

absurd thought -
God of the Universe loves
boring days...
.

Yeah Him said...

Jack's gonna have some serious vengeance on that 1 - 3 dead already.

At least it keeps us from watching that nasty ho in a bra.

Unregistered Coward said...

Milo

Head shot

Boom

Yeah !!

pickett said...

and the moral is: guns don't kill milo, chinese commandos kill milo

USpace said...

Josh will save the day...

lawhawk said...

Jack Jr is the key to all this? Oh boy....

Unregistered Coward said...

Damn

No stray shot taking out Patsy.

steveegg said...

FOUR-FIVE!

8 minutes left to get 2 more, Jack.

steveegg said...

Josh gone, Jack wasted the last of his ammo.

pickett said...

Save the lovechild, save the world

USpace said...

they want Josh to be the hero, to boost the youth, and get even more of the young demo for next season...

steveegg said...

Token getting called out for the Kemper treatment.

Leslie D. said...

Poor Milo

Anonymous said...

Oh my god....this is getting too stupid for words....

Tyler D. said...

Hey Leslie, I was about to post that!!!

USpace said...

wow, he's a real Chinese Jack...

steveegg said...

Next hour, Ricky Stratton comes to save the day on his choo-choo.

USpace said...

dang...

steveegg said...

That was a bit more than a standing 8-count.

Jack Jr is having Chinese tonight.

lawhawk said...

Tear the building apart... go crazy... we know you want to do it anyway...

Hey and wasn't that Chinese dude using an extended ammo clip?

Chang - we have the package... white rice to go.

Unregistered Coward said...

Alright

Grandpa Bauer back in action !

steveegg said...

Zephram Cochrane is back, and working for the ChiComs.

USpace said...

that basturd...

lawhawk said...

Heh.... Zephram was behind this all along... figures.

Yeah Him said...

Finally full circle and a guarantte of 3 more good episodes.

Bookends and a few scenes that make it worthwhile in between.

I still think Nadia needed to die, but next week the kill count will increase dramatically.

OH hell yeah!!!

Anonymous said...

Wow i was wrong....I thought it couldn't get stupider...

Amazing....in less than 6 hours the Chinese had a whole commando team, in the country, and were able to break into CTU with no prior planning...

Sorry..tough to suspend disbelief that much...
Meanwhile, Jack could only get like 6 of them?

Absurd Thoughts said...

Oh my, she gets caught, but the cheerleader is still alive...

absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
start wrapping up the day
.

steveegg said...

Since the man is MIA, let's do a very unofficial Kill Counter review:

3 shot with an appropriated Red Shirt handgun...
plus 2 shot with an appropriated ChiCom submachine gun...
subtotals to 5...
plus a 10-point 5-in-1 bonus...
equals 15.

Don't recall hearing any dammits or cool phrases.

nicky said...

3 shot with an appropriated Red Shirt handgun...
plus 2 shot with an appropriated ChiCom submachine gun...
subtotals to 5...
plus a 10-point 5-in-1 bonus...
equals 15.

Don't recall hearing any dammits or cool phrases.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I was so damn close!! Come on!! Jack says "give me a gun" and the security guard gets shot, that's gotta be close enough!!!

USpace said...

Damn! Cool phrases....

Yeah Him said...

Does that mean that Logan is set to reappear since nobody saw him after death or is there still hope for Tony's goofy ass?

Yeah Him said...

Or is it Jack's ugly ass brother?
Hmmm.....

So many choices.

But one thing is for sure, Nadia gets even uglier and butch every week.

yankz said...

I was studying, I'll watch 24 very soon, promise. No, I was not watching Heroes, even though Claire is hotter than Aywana.

yankz said...

Don't you mean uglier every hour?

Batman1969 said...

You know what would be way cool? Ricky Stratton is the father of the love child, not Jack... they look exactly alike, come on!!! You know it's true!

Anonymous said...

So the Chinese are attacking CTU, AND they steal the Russian nuke codes?

Can we end this season by Russia and the US nuking Bejing?

Yeah Him said...

I have the feeling that they're going to end this season like my senior high school movie (when I ran out of time and ability to film the last few scenes) and it will all be A BAD DREAM.

Then Cougarbait will get out of bed in her lingerie (since it will be her bad dream) and go into the shower and even though it's steamy in there, all of the 24 fans will have at least had 1 truly great moment in all of this time since the death of Fayed (because other than that, it was only vampire Jack in the first few hours that really did much of anything all season).

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