Stupid Questions
Whatever happened to President Keeler (Logan's predecessor)? Are we to assume he died, or is he still in critical condition eighteen months after the attack on Air Force One? And was Michael Schiavo involved in any way?
Whatever happened to Lynne Kresge (President Palmer's aide in Season 2, as well as Admiral Cain in BSG)? She is pushed down a stairwell, and we never hear from her again? Is she dead, and if so, is Michael Schiavo involved?
Will anyone else need the duct tape for tonight's assumed catfight between Audrey and Diana? If Audrey tries to claim that Jack is "her man," I may shoot my television a la Elvis!
Monday, January 23, 2006
Blogs4Bauer Challenge - Guess the Body CountEpisodes 1,2 - 9 Bodies
How many people are going to die tonight?
The Conservative UAW Guy
Guess - 4
Episodes 3,4 - 14 Bodies
RFTR
Guess - 14
Could Mila Jovovich be Jack's new partner (and love interest) perhaps?
She's tough, lithe, skilled in hand-to-hand combat, and quite competent with firearms.
Total badass, like Jack, just curvier.
If she can smite aliens (The Fifth Element) and zombies (Resident Evils) , why not terrorists, commies, dirty-hippies, Marxists, and other enemies of the state?
Could she replace Kim and Michelle in one fell swoop!?!?!?
Battlestar Bauer Banner Bonanza
Just to prove that no banner request will go unanswered. Here is the Battlestar Galactica - Bauer banner. I had to go to wikiepedia to find out what a Cylon is. I have posted two banners and some other captions I came up with.
Let me know if these are lame and which one you like best. Got other ideas...because you know what that Dr. Baltar is not some dude on General Hospital? Post those in the comments and you may see them appear as a banner.
Other Captions:
Who's Next?
Who's Your Cylon?
You are not my father.
No, Kim does not dig Cylons!
24: Season 2,404
Just to prove that no banner request will go unanswered. Here is the Battlestar Galactica - Bauer banner. I had to go to wikiepedia to find out what a Cylon is. I have posted two banners and some other captions I came up with.
Let me know if these are lame and which one you like best. Got other ideas...because you know what that Dr. Baltar is not some dude on General Hospital? Post those in the comments and you may see them appear as a banner.
Other Captions:
Who's Next?
Who's Your Cylon?
You are not my father.
No, Kim does not dig Cylons!
24: Season 2,404
More Blogs 4 Bauer Buttons.
If anyone wants a custom button (80x15 pixels) drop me a line at
with the colors you want and preferred text: Blogs 4 Bauer, Bauer (with gun), or Jack Bauer.
Or you could use a readymade button
Regarding the Palmer pictures, I thought they were funny. (I may get hate mail for that.)
If anyone wants a custom button (80x15 pixels) drop me a line at
with the colors you want and preferred text: Blogs 4 Bauer, Bauer (with gun), or Jack Bauer.Or you could use a readymade button
Regarding the Palmer pictures, I thought they were funny. (I may get hate mail for that.)
Sunday, January 22, 2006
A Jack Bauer for the real world
I rarely agree with his isolationist stripes, but Patrick Buchanan gets something right every now and again. He writes on the same topic I addressed a few weeks ago, effectively why the Democratic strategy to attack Bush on the wiretaps, secret European prisons, and even prisoner abuse will fail.
As Buchanan puts it, "The left may be right about the law, but the people seem to be standing by Bush."
So why am I posting about this here instead of on my blog? Because Buchanan's illustration is dominated by the example of 24 as well as our hero, Jack Bauer.
I rarely agree with his isolationist stripes, but Patrick Buchanan gets something right every now and again. He writes on the same topic I addressed a few weeks ago, effectively why the Democratic strategy to attack Bush on the wiretaps, secret European prisons, and even prisoner abuse will fail.
As Buchanan puts it, "The left may be right about the law, but the people seem to be standing by Bush."
So why am I posting about this here instead of on my blog? Because Buchanan's illustration is dominated by the example of 24 as well as our hero, Jack Bauer.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Maybe it's time we retire
How did we miss this? I find it more than a little embarrassing:
And while I'm on the topic of cell phones: does anyone know how to get a ringtone of the CTU phones? I found a way to compose one on my phone, but it's monophonic and terrible, and I'd like to get the real thing if at all possible. Send me an email, or post a comment if you can help. Thanks!
How did we miss this? I find it more than a little embarrassing:
Turns out last week's episode featured a fleeting shot of the caller ID display on a character's cell phone. But rather than the usual fake 555 number -- producers didn't want to waste time or money building a fake cell phone display -- the digits shown were that of an actual phone used by a prop tech who works on '24.'We may have Jack's cell phone pegged, but we missed a chance to call it?
The number was flashed so quickly, it was impossible to see -- unless you happened to be recording the show on tape or on TiVo. Producers figured they night get a couple of calls from curious types, but were left stunned by what happened next.
And while I'm on the topic of cell phones: does anyone know how to get a ringtone of the CTU phones? I found a way to compose one on my phone, but it's monophonic and terrible, and I'd like to get the real thing if at all possible. Send me an email, or post a comment if you can help. Thanks!
Blogs4Bauer Blogroll
Welcome to the Blogs4Bauer Blogring!
We at Blogs4Bauer are all very pleased by the upsurge in traffic we've seen over the past few days. We're glad that others share ourobsession with passion for 24 (and Kim), and that you've chosen to join us. We hope you keep coming back.
To keep track of you all, I'd like to introduce the Blogs4Bauer blogring. In the next few days I will be adding another pod to the sidebar (if there's interest), linking to all of you who've become regular visitors. So what do you have to do to join? It's simple, really:
So what are you choices for banners and buttons? Well, these:
Enjoy!
UPDATE [1/21/2006 - 13:16]: I've added the Blogs4Bauer Blogring pod to the sidebar. Check it out and let Jack know if you want to join.
UPDATE [1/17/2007 - 20:05] We have changed from individual links to a list on blogrolling.com which means you can add the blogroll to your blog! Just paste this code on somewhere on your site like a sidebar:
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://rpc.blogrolling.com/display.php?r=35094f2d4feaf1d6371ddcfce4182144">
</script>
Be sure to take out the line breaks that where added for this post.
You can now send your requests to be included in the blogroll to lakelandjim ~at~ gmail ~dot~ com.
We at Blogs4Bauer are all very pleased by the upsurge in traffic we've seen over the past few days. We're glad that others share our
To keep track of you all, I'd like to introduce the Blogs4Bauer blogring. In the next few days I will be adding another pod to the sidebar (if there's interest), linking to all of you who've become regular visitors. So what do you have to do to join? It's simple, really:
- Add one of the many Blogs4Bauer banners or buttons to your personal blog. (See below on this post or in the sidebar for your options. If you need help doing this, send Jack an email, and he'll be happy to help.)
- Create a post having something to do with 24 and linking to this site.
- Send Jack an email with the permalink to your post, or post a comment on this post containing the same, and I will add you to the list on the sidebar.
So what are you choices for banners and buttons? Well, these:
Enjoy!
UPDATE [1/21/2006 - 13:16]: I've added the Blogs4Bauer Blogring pod to the sidebar. Check it out and let Jack know if you want to join.
UPDATE [1/17/2007 - 20:05] We have changed from individual links to a list on blogrolling.com which means you can add the blogroll to your blog! Just paste this code on somewhere on your site like a sidebar:
<script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://rpc.blogrolling.com/display.php?r=35094f2d4feaf1d6371ddcfce4182144">
</script>
Be sure to take out the line breaks that where added for this post.
You can now send your requests to be included in the blogroll to lakelandjim ~at~ gmail ~dot~ com.
Friday, January 20, 2006
BSG Needs Jack BauerYou know, now that BSG has its own moonbats-in-space storyline (Peace activists demanding surrender to the Cylons) and now that Baltar has given his secret cylon underwear model girlfriend Gina a nuke*, this seems like a job for Jack Bauer, doesn't it?
I think it would go something like this:
****
Jack Bauer: I'm Colonial agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest fracking day of my life.
****
Jack Bauer: [to Gina, after breaking every finger in her hand] This will help you with the pain. [knocks her unconscious]
****
Colonel Tigh: We're at Condition 1, Starbuck, we don't have time for your personality disorder!
****
Col. Saul Tigh: You're not fit to wear the uniform.
Jack Bauer: Yeah, you're right about that part, I am not fit to wear the uniform.
[turns to Tigh]But let's get one thing straight, Saul. I don't work for you.
****
Jack Bauer: Was Colonial One just hit? WAS COLONIAL ONE JUST HIT?
* P.S. Fifty bucks says that said nuclear device becomes a plot device for disposing of a certain narratively inconvenient second battlestar.
President Palmer - Gone but not Forgotten
This Sunday (1/22) will mark one week since the assassination of President Palmer. Even though one commenter on Blogs4Bauer suggested that Palmer was not really dead, the room-temperature body on the floor of his penthouse said otherwise. Unfortunately for the future of Jack and Los Angeles, it's unlikely that Palmer "pulled a Bauer" and faked his death.
No, I would expect to find out that Yakov Smirnoff is the ringleader of the Russian terrorists before we see Palmer again. Let's not tarnish the life of President David Palmer with conspiracy theories.
I propose that Sunday (from 7:02-7:04), we pause for a moment of reflection in honor of the late President Palmer. Take time to reminisce on what David Palmer meant to you.
To you, was he a voodoo-practicing outfielder for the Cleveland Indians?
This Sunday (1/22) will mark one week since the assassination of President Palmer. Even though one commenter on Blogs4Bauer suggested that Palmer was not really dead, the room-temperature body on the floor of his penthouse said otherwise. Unfortunately for the future of Jack and Los Angeles, it's unlikely that Palmer "pulled a Bauer" and faked his death.
No, I would expect to find out that Yakov Smirnoff is the ringleader of the Russian terrorists before we see Palmer again. Let's not tarnish the life of President David Palmer with conspiracy theories.
I propose that Sunday (from 7:02-7:04), we pause for a moment of reflection in honor of the late President Palmer. Take time to reminisce on what David Palmer meant to you.
To you, was he a voodoo-practicing outfielder for the Cleveland Indians?
Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball....or will you remember him as the first African-American President and All-State Spokesman?
Sherry Palmer: Mike's job is to tell you what you want to hear. Mine is to tell you the truth
President Palmer: You're not qualified for that job.
24 FanFlic
Just stumbled across this on video.google.com.
NOT for the bandwidth challenged but worksafe.
and in keeping with the rules, these are the kinds of guys Kim Bauer would go after.
Just stumbled across this on video.google.com.
NOT for the bandwidth challenged but worksafe.
and in keeping with the rules, these are the kinds of guys Kim Bauer would go after.
Comparisons Kim v. ChloeThere seems to be alot of discussion here about Kim Bauer. Any red blooded American male can understand the discussion but what perplexes me is why those same red blooded American males do not mention Chloe O'Brian in the same breath...and then settle on Chloe as the real eye-candy on 24.
Maybe it's because I'm an old fat guy, but to me eye-candy has to have some solid mental accumine in there as well and I'm sorry but Miss Bauer just can't hold a candle to Chloe in that regard. Perhaps it's an age and experience thing. Miss Bauer is young and while she has experienced her share of trevails she still reacts as the innocents would in such situations...that being cowering and hoping someone comes to save them. The first time we see Chloe in a serious life threatening situation what does she do? Grabs the rifle and turns an otherwise new car into baby swiss cheese along with the barbarian inside it. Okay, so she's a little trigger happy, but it gets the job done. Excellent shooting at the refinery this season wouldn't you say?
Chloe also has that wonderful personality trait of cutting right to the meat of a point, usually preceded with biting sarcasm. One doesn't expect such a sharp tongue from such a sweet face. The best retort I've ever heard from Kim could have been gathered from the local cheerleading squad complete with Valley Girl inflection.
Yeah, if I'm not married(thank God I am) I'm interested in a Chloe O'Brian type. I guess I can overlook the laughable idea of a "proprietary CTU Algorithm" to break into Blowfish...well...no...I can't.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Stupid 24 Questions
Considering his recent history, do you think the doctors at the CTU infirmary are giving Tony painkillers?
Did you notice when Jack surrendered in the terminal, he still had his forearm tattoo? (Continuity Alert!)
Do you think the "tinkling techie" that Martha Logan walked in on suffered "shrinkage?"
Who the hell figured Chloe would have a shoulder tattoo?
Considering his recent history, do you think the doctors at the CTU infirmary are giving Tony painkillers?
Did you notice when Jack surrendered in the terminal, he still had his forearm tattoo? (Continuity Alert!)
Do you think the "tinkling techie" that Martha Logan walked in on suffered "shrinkage?"
Who the hell figured Chloe would have a shoulder tattoo?
Jack Bauer Does Eat, Sleep, and Pee
Sorry if that headline's a bit crude for you, but Kiefer Sutherland claims that they have filmed scenes of him doing all three at least once (not at the same time):
Still, it's interesting to know that the writers understand the issues they create by ignoring such issues—it's the producers who don't seem to care.
Sorry if that headline's a bit crude for you, but Kiefer Sutherland claims that they have filmed scenes of him doing all three at least once (not at the same time):
Sutherland insists that, despite appearance, Jack Bauer does take time out of his busy day to do the things everyone else does during the course of a day.Respectfully, I would point out to Kiefer that if we don't see it, it didn't happen. Filmed or not, if the producers cut the scene, there are no bathroom breaks.
"In every year, I have eaten at least once and (the producers) cut it out. I even used the bathroom once. And they cut that out. And I've fallen asleep, too, in every scene. I've been sitting in a surveillance car and fallen asleep. They cut that out. You really need to take that up with the producers. We've tried."
Still, it's interesting to know that the writers understand the issues they create by ignoring such issues—it's the producers who don't seem to care.
Jack Bauer's Treo 650 Cell Phone
The helicopter in Airwolf, Alfonso from Silver Spoons, Scrappy Doo, the shorts worn by Erik Estrada in CHiPS, Trogdor the Burninator, and KITT. None of these sidekicks garners as much awe as Jack Bauer's Cell Phone. If you packed in the genius of the Professor from Gilligan Island's, MacGyver's usefulness, the style of Crockett and Tubbs, and the lasting power of Ron Jeremy - you may come close to the mind-blowing power of Jack's cell phone just from Season one.
For Season 5, Jack Bauer's cell phone has already helped id terrorists, organize a raid, and in the process - blew up two terrorists. As a demonstration of it's significance, Jack even carrys a decoy cell phone with a flip front for use when he gives himself up to bad guys.
While Jack Bauer's gun usually gets the glory, without his cell phone I doubt Jack would have been able to save Los Angeles, Kim Bauer and President Palmer over and over again. Had Jack's cell phone been in the good hands of President Palmer, we would still be blessed with All-State commercials every 8 minutes. Logan would still be VP if Jack's cell phone had been with Former President Keeler when Air Force One was shot down by a stealth bomber. Had Jack's cell phone been with Tony after Season 3, he probably would have sold it for smack. Just look what Jack's cell phone has done for Chloe in the off-season; she's a hit with male coworkers and just notched her second shooting of a bad guy.
An inside source at Palm has leaked the Spec sheet for Jack Bauer's latest cell phone to us -behold theTreo 650....errrr behold the Treo 700w.
The helicopter in Airwolf, Alfonso from Silver Spoons, Scrappy Doo, the shorts worn by Erik Estrada in CHiPS, Trogdor the Burninator, and KITT. None of these sidekicks garners as much awe as Jack Bauer's Cell Phone. If you packed in the genius of the Professor from Gilligan Island's, MacGyver's usefulness, the style of Crockett and Tubbs, and the lasting power of Ron Jeremy - you may come close to the mind-blowing power of Jack's cell phone just from Season one.
For Season 5, Jack Bauer's cell phone has already helped id terrorists, organize a raid, and in the process - blew up two terrorists. As a demonstration of it's significance, Jack even carrys a decoy cell phone with a flip front for use when he gives himself up to bad guys.
While Jack Bauer's gun usually gets the glory, without his cell phone I doubt Jack would have been able to save Los Angeles, Kim Bauer and President Palmer over and over again. Had Jack's cell phone been in the good hands of President Palmer, we would still be blessed with All-State commercials every 8 minutes. Logan would still be VP if Jack's cell phone had been with Former President Keeler when Air Force One was shot down by a stealth bomber. Had Jack's cell phone been with Tony after Season 3, he probably would have sold it for smack. Just look what Jack's cell phone has done for Chloe in the off-season; she's a hit with male coworkers and just notched her second shooting of a bad guy.
An inside source at Palm has leaked the Spec sheet for Jack Bauer's latest cell phone to us -behold the
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
Honorary Blogs4Bauer Member
If there was any way to track down this girl, who was Overheard in New York, I'd invite her to join us for the pure entertainment value. Why? Because she feels about Jack Bauer the way we feel about Kim Bauer:
If there was any way to track down this girl, who was Overheard in New York, I'd invite her to join us for the pure entertainment value. Why? Because she feels about Jack Bauer the way we feel about Kim Bauer:
Girl on cell: No...Well yes, you can call me back, just not between the hours of 8 and 10PM...Why do you think? It's Jack Bauer Power Hour!....Uh, times 2. It's going to be motherfucking terrorist-kicking time. That whispering bad ass mofo is going to be going on strong tonight for 2 hours. Praise Jebus!...Bam! Pop! Pow! Jacky should be the father of my children. I will however totally call you directly after the show.This was overheard on the corner of 1st and 5th in NYC, so anyone in that area keep an eye out for a lunatic shouting about Jack Bauer into her cell phone. If you find her, tell her to email us.
Blogs 4 Bauer - Flank 2 Caption Contest
Our little blog would not be complete without a caption contest.
1) Caption or photoshop this CTU moment
2) Email photoshops to Blogs4Bauer
Our little blog would not be complete without a caption contest.
1) Caption or photoshop this CTU moment
2) Email photoshops to Blogs4Bauer
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Next, on 24.
[Note: the contents of this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Blogs4Bauer, nor those of individual contributors other than The Conservative UAW Guy. Although considering the political blogs that each of us operates separately it probably does, all hate-mail should be sent directly to the author. -RFTR]
Jack discovers the mole has been exchanging information with known traitors and terrorist-coddling, leftist tree-huggers.
Using a fundraiser raising money for out-of-work terrorist, Jack rounds up Moore, Kennedy, Murtha, Reid, Pelosi, and several others.
Once at the fundraiser, he lures them to a warehouse with a hippy whistle.
A hippy whistle is like a deer whistle or duck call, but it makes a sound like
Jack then subsequently tortures them by saying a prayer to Jesus and shoving Ronald Reagan pictures in their faces ("THIS IS A REAL PRESIDENT, YOU F***ING TRAITOROUS COMMIES!!! YOU PROBABLY LIKE SINKING LOGIC CONTROLS, TOO!!!).
Of course, the spineless leftists immediately spill their guts (and not a small amount of urine, either) and tell Jack everything.
Once Jack has the information, helets them go summarily executes them for crimes against the state.
He is aquitted one week later by a jury ofhis peers real Americans.
But wait! Where's Al Gore?!?!?
Beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop...
[Note: the contents of this post do not necessarily reflect the opinions of Blogs4Bauer, nor those of individual contributors other than The Conservative UAW Guy. Although considering the political blogs that each of us operates separately it probably does, all hate-mail should be sent directly to the author. -RFTR]
Jack discovers the mole has been exchanging information with known traitors and terrorist-coddling, leftist tree-huggers.
Using a fundraiser raising money for out-of-work terrorist, Jack rounds up Moore, Kennedy, Murtha, Reid, Pelosi, and several others.
Once at the fundraiser, he lures them to a warehouse with a hippy whistle.
A hippy whistle is like a deer whistle or duck call, but it makes a sound like
"Help, I'm being oppressed by evil conservatives, and I need a late term abortion and some more welfare!!!"or
"Aaaagghhh! Someone's driving an SUV and they're not rich actors or politicians!"
Jack then subsequently tortures them by saying a prayer to Jesus and shoving Ronald Reagan pictures in their faces ("THIS IS A REAL PRESIDENT, YOU F***ING TRAITOROUS COMMIES!!! YOU PROBABLY LIKE SINKING LOGIC CONTROLS, TOO!!!).
Of course, the spineless leftists immediately spill their guts (and not a small amount of urine, either) and tell Jack everything.
Once Jack has the information, he
He is aquitted one week later by a jury of
But wait! Where's Al Gore?!?!?
Beep-boop, beep-boop, beep-boop...
The Blogs 4 Bauer Kill Counter is up and running
The Blogs 4 Bauer Kill Counter is up and running.
Update: Keep checking back to this post as the season progresses for updated Jack Bauer Kill Counts.
Update: I have added "When" the kill took place.
Update 3.21.06: Since the Kill Counter went triple digits, I updated the counter image.
*Since no set number of deaths at the mall have been reported, Dick Cheney reported that 10-20 were killed, so we took a shot at 15. This number will be revised if more solid numbers come out.
**Mall Rat death count has been set at 11. Jack Bauer said 11 people died, so that means 11 people died.
***Unless someone knows what 40% of CTU is, we will go on how many people we saw fall (7). This number will be adjusted when we get a solid death count from CTU.
***Update: 56 killed at CTU. (Edgar, Samwise, Tony, 53 extras). Damn.
****Zero people died from 8-9pm.
*****Zero people died from 2-3am due to Jack Bauer's work stoppage. Also, Heller came back to life and was removed from the kill counter during the 3-4am show.
******Until we hear otherwise we assume: 12 CTU guards were killed in the ambush. Also, we assume the Russian sub was an Oscar II class attack sub with 107 men aboard.
*******The Sub was a Delta IV class which carries 135 men, this adds 28 to the kill counter.
Update: Keep checking back to this post as the season progresses for updated Jack Bauer Kill Counts.
Update: I have added "When" the kill took place.
Update 3.21.06: Since the Kill Counter went triple digits, I updated the counter image.
Kill | How | Who | When |
| President Palmer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | 7-8am |
| Michelle Dessler | Car Bomb | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Stabbed | Jack | |
| Bad Guy in car | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy in car | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy with bad hair | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Chevensky | Poison | Chevensky | 8-9am |
| Security Guard | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Security Guard | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Hostage on Cell Phone | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | 9-10am |
| Hostage in tie | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy in vest | Explosion | Jack's Cell Phone | |
| Bad Guy | Explosion | Jack's Cell Phone | |
| Hostage with bad hair | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | 10-11am |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Assault Team | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Dr. Paulson | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | 11-12am |
| Bad Guy | Scissors to the neck | Jack | |
| Inside Guy | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | 12-1pm |
| Security Guard | Gun Shot | Jack | 1-2pm |
| Security Guard | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Walt Cummings | Belt | ||
| Bike Shop Guy | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Sean Connery | Gun Shot | Russian Jail Bait | |
| Rent-a-Cop | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | 2-3pm |
| Bad Guy in Gas Mask | Broken Neck | Jack's Thighs of Steel | |
| Mall Rat* | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat** | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Mall Rat | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot (self-inflicted) | Bad Guy | |
| Badger | Stabbed | Comrade HallowedAreTheOri | 3-4pm |
| Computer Guy | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Government Associate | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Evil Shatner | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Evil Shatner | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Motorcycle Cop | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | 4-5pm |
| Motorcycle Cop | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Limo Driver | Big Ass Bazooka | Bad Guy | |
| Secret Service | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Secret Service | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Secret Service | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Secret Service | |
| Bad Guy-Flame Thrower | Gun Shot | Red | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Cola | 5-6pm |
| John McCain | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| Honey Bunny | Gun Shot | Bad Guy | |
| CTU Tech Hottie | Stabbed | Mr. Chekhov | 6-7pm |
| Red Shirt | Gun Shot | Mr. Chekhov | |
| Mr. Chekhov | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Random CTU Person*** | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
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| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Random CTU Person | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Edgar "Truffle Shuffle" | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Red Shirt | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | 7-9pm**** |
| Samwise | Nerve Gas Poisoning | Bad Guys | |
| Tony Almeida | Drug Overdose (go figure) | Biff Henderson | |
| Police Officer | Strangled | Bad Guys | 9-10pm |
| Police Officer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Security Guard | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Engineer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Engineer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Bacardi (Jack) | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Cola (Curtis) | |
| Random CTU Backup | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Curtis | |
| Random CTU Backup | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack (fire extinguisher assist) | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | 10-11pm |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Bacardi (Jack) | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Diet Cola (Wayne Palmer) | |
| Bad Guy | Knife to the thoat | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Wayne | |
| Bad Guy | Run Over | Henderson | |
| EMT | Gun Shot | Henderson | 11-12pm |
| EMT | Gun Shot | Henderson | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Police Officer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Police Officer | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Karl - Bank Guy | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CA National Guard | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CA National Guard | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | 12-1am |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack | |
| Heller's Guard | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Explosion | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Explosion | Jack | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Team | 1-4am***** |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Curtis | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | CTU Team | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | 4-5am****** |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| CTU Guard | Ambush | Bad Guys | |
| Secret Service Agent | Gun Shot | Martha Logan | |
| The Skipper | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Russian Sailor | Nerve Gas | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Knife | Rooney | 5-7am |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack Bauer | |
| Bad Guy | Gun Shot | Jack Bauer | |
| CTU Agent McCullah | Gun Shot | Bad Guys | |
| Bad Guy | Steam Heat | Jack Bauer | |
| Bierko | Thighs of Steel | Jack Bauer | |
| Henderson | Gun Shot | Jack Bauer |
*Since no set number of deaths at the mall have been reported, Dick Cheney reported that 10-20 were killed, so we took a shot at 15. This number will be revised if more solid numbers come out.
**Mall Rat death count has been set at 11. Jack Bauer said 11 people died, so that means 11 people died.
***Unless someone knows what 40% of CTU is, we will go on how many people we saw fall (7). This number will be adjusted when we get a solid death count from CTU.
***Update: 56 killed at CTU. (Edgar, Samwise, Tony, 53 extras). Damn.
****Zero people died from 8-9pm.
*****Zero people died from 2-3am due to Jack Bauer's work stoppage. Also, Heller came back to life and was removed from the kill counter during the 3-4am show.
******Until we hear otherwise we assume: 12 CTU guards were killed in the ambush. Also, we assume the Russian sub was an Oscar II class attack sub with 107 men aboard.
*******The Sub was a Delta IV class which carries 135 men, this adds 28 to the kill counter.
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