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Monday, January 23, 2006


Could Mila Jovovich be Jack's new partner (and love interest) perhaps?

She's tough, lithe, skilled in hand-to-hand combat, and quite competent with firearms.
Total badass, like Jack, just curvier.

If she can smite aliens (The Fifth Element) and zombies (Resident Evils) , why not terrorists, commies, dirty-hippies, Marxists, and other enemies of the state?

Could she replace Kim and Michelle in one fell swoop!?!?!?

4 comments:

lawhawk said...

I'm going to suggest 3 people die tonite, and Jack wont be one of them. However, at least 10 people will become infected with the nerve agent that we saw at the end of the last hour.

Wyatt Earp said...

Strangley enough, "Mila" is Latvian for "HOT!"

ZP said...

Milla will also be in the soon-to-be released action film Ultraviolet, where she plays a virus-enhanced assassin.

Apparently type-casting does not phase her one bit. And I'm not complaining.

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