For those of you, like me, who know nothing about hockey (and don't really care), that's an NHL team. And they're about to lose their center (that's a hockey position, much like the center on a basketball or soccer team—not all that similar to a center on a football team). Why? He's been messing with my woman, and I'm going to hurt him. Take a look for yourself:
Los Angeles Kings center Sean Avery undoubtedly has a mouth large enough for Sasquatch's foot to fit comfortably. But don't let him fool you into believing he's lacking in the smarts department.Seriously, does this guy:
Avery - who previously had been linked to actress and model Rachel Hunter, the former wife of pop star Rod Stewart who recently strutted her stuff as 'Stacy's Mom' in the rock group Fountains of Wayne's 2003 video - now has been seen with the lovely Elisha Cuthbert, a Calgary-born actress who broke onto the scene as Jack Bauer's daughter on Fox's hit show '24.'
look like he deserves the lovely lady to the right?
I think Jack needs to defend his daughter's honor. After all, truly patriotic Americans hate hockey, right?