I Think Jack Bauer Is Far Out, man
Believe it or not, I really enjoy watching Jack Bauer, sometimes. Take last night for example. It was good to see that no Muslims were implicated in the plot, setup by George Walker Cummings to plant WMDs in "central Asia". Where is "Central Asia" anyway and do they serve a mean #23 with a side of rice and an egg roll? No dude, the neo-cons at FOX mean IRAQ. Finally someone in the right-wing mainstream media has said it...it's all about the oil, wal-mart, and the jjjeeewwwws.
I mean, take the ChimpyMcBushilter character or as you guys call him "President Weasel". Who gave this guy the right to go along with Sid Blumenthal's idea to hide WMDs in "Central Asia"? What did these terrorists ever do to us? I didn't vote for The Weasel, he was...like selected not elected.
If Weasel was anymore like ChimpyMcBushilter, Laura and Barney could sue for copyright infringement or something. All the Weasel-in-Thief (note that it also starts with "W") has to do is nominate a former Hitler Youth member to the Supreme Court to make the likeness complete. Heck man, He's already illegally wiretapping Jack Bauer's cell phone, whose next? Me...when I get a phone?
Well man, I'll hit you guys up again next week. I hear Kim Bauer is back, she's ok. Peace.
The U.S. government does not violate our civil rights enough!