If there was any way to track down this girl, who was Overheard in New York, I'd invite her to join us for the pure entertainment value. Why? Because she feels about Jack Bauer the way we feel about Kim Bauer:
Girl on cell: No...Well yes, you can call me back, just not between the hours of 8 and 10PM...Why do you think? It's Jack Bauer Power Hour!....Uh, times 2. It's going to be motherfucking terrorist-kicking time. That whispering bad ass mofo is going to be going on strong tonight for 2 hours. Praise Jebus!...Bam! Pop! Pow! Jacky should be the father of my children. I will however totally call you directly after the show.This was overheard on the corner of 1st and 5th in NYC, so anyone in that area keep an eye out for a lunatic shouting about Jack Bauer into her cell phone. If you find her, tell her to email us.