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Tuesday, May 22, 2007

The Miss Blogs4Bauer Championship

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls. For weeks we have been working our way to this moment. The first annual Miss Blogs4Bauer championship comes down to one more vote. This time next week, only one 24 hottie will remain.

Previously on MissBlogs4Bauer. After 1,618 votes and 49 comments that veered from the topic and into baseball. Here are the results of the Final Four:


The CTU Office Hottie Matchup



Chloe O'Brian
EXPERIENCE:
CTU – Senior Analyst, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU – Intelligence Agent, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU – Internet Protocol Manager, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
BEST BUY - Geek Squad Manager

EXPERTISE:
Has 12,456 friends on Myspace.
Attacks scripts, computer vulnerabilities, intrusion detection, penetration testing, operational security, viruses. Proficiency in Cerberus, Minesweeper, and PlutoPlus.

PATH TO CHAMPIONSHIP:
Hacked into Blogs4Bauer and removed Debbie Pendleton then defeated Michelle Dessler and Marilyn Bauer

PERSONAL:
2 months pregnant, the baby already has a 145 IQ

Nadia Yassir

EXPERIENCE:
CTU - Associate Special Agent in Charge, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU – Director of Intelligence, Detroit Domestic Unit
CIA – Senior Intelligence Agent
CIA – Intelligence Agent for Middle East Territories

EXPERTISE:
Fluency in Arabic/never smiles

PATH TO CHAMPIONSHIP:
Defeated Dina Araz and Martha Logan

PERSONAL:
Single and a master of her domain






Who should be Miss Blogs4Bauer?

Nadia Yassir

Chloe O'Brian



Click Here for results



43 comments:

steveegg said...

Make Nadia smile - VOTE FOR HER!!!

This message authorized and paid for by ANYBODY But Russet Potato Face, Zombie Tony, treasurer

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Make your day smarter. Please vote for Chloe.

Please. Expand Chloe Appreciation Day!!!

yankz said...

With the closet "too scared to comment" nerd vote + SVC's quest for carpal tunnel, I don't see how we can win this one, steveegg.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)
37 total votes

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Nadia Yassir (50%)
Chloe O'Brian (50%)

103 total votes

Anonymous said...

i just have no idea how chloe beats kim. makes no conceivable sense. boggles the mind. really, kim bauer and chloe o'brian offer themselves to you, you have to choose one, and _anybody_ picks chloe? speculative.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Anon: Chloe is smarter and more genuine.

yankz said...

Yeah, because those are totally the criteria used to judge pageants. SAT scores and a polygraph test.

yankz said...

Hey look, Chloe does have a myspace!

http://myspace.com/chloeobrien

Check out that picture.

Trench said...

I'm abstaining in protest that Marilyn Bauer is not in the finals. There is obviously some Russet Face ballot box stuffing.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

yankz;

Nice dirty trick. That is not Chloe's myspace page.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe Myspace Page

Bro Robin said...

Collette Stenger is still my vote, by far the hottest of any of the girls on 24!

Wyatt Earp said...

Nina ousted.

I declare shenanigans!

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Oh, sweet Nina the traitor versus Kim the gorgeous model, Chloe the genius & gumptious model and Nadia the guarded model.

Hope this is of some consolation.

[The Chloe campaign manager has this comment thread on 15 min. RSS refresh. Geek-ville!!!]

yankz said...

I seriously want to know how this is happening. The only poster who's openly voted Chloe is SVC, who CLAIMS to have only voted 4 times. I don't believe him, but whatever. Who the hell are the rest of you dorks?

Todd said...

I agree with yankz... who else is voting for chloe?

Idiots. ;-)

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

[Jack Bauer whisper]my guardian angel chloe is ahead. i should have picked chloe to jump the chinese mercernaries[/Jack Bauer whisper]

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

yanks: The Chloe Campaign speaks through me, the super-gaga-Aspergers-geek. Almost, if not all, campaign messages go through me since I have the most political experience as a political watchdog.

I swear even I couldn't kiss Chloe 221 times.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (53%)
Nadia Yassir (47%)

464 total votes

Nadia stands about a four out of nine chance of winning, so don't lose heart. I presume Rudy Giuliani* will loan her his political director yankz... :-).

*Rudy's my #1 and #2 choice for President.

yankz said...

Full disclosure- Nadia's myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/marisolnichols

(Fall Out Boy warning)

Guns make Chloe nervous: http://tinyurl.com/2gly7j

Guns make Nadia sexy: http://tinyurl.com/22yjnj

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

I think Nadia's odds went to three in nine.

Chloe in armed combat on YouTube.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

From the Chloe Campaign: For those keeping score via RSS:

Chloe O'Brian (52%)
Nadia Yassir (48%)

552 total votes

The Chloe Campaign: Imitation is the surest way of flattery.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (50%)
Nadia Yassir (50%)

637 total votes

Chloe is ahead, but barely.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (51%)
Nadia Yassir (49%)

684 total votes

Chloe is barely ahead. Nadia's odds are four in nine again of victory.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Just checked the results for those geeks like me following the Chloe-Nadia vote:

Chloe O'Brian (51%)
Nadia Yassir (49%)

699 total votes

Wow!!! I thought Nadia was hot, but HOT! she is for sticking this out!!!

Todd said...

SVC, I agree with you on Rudy... but come on, Chloe?

Sure, she's better than Nina and Kim combined, but not near as hot as Nadia.

Bob said...

who cares? the whole thing's a fraud. just like Day 6. Meh!

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Todd, I'm a geek. That's why I am a Chloe fan so much.

I'm also warm, but not hot, on Nadia. Put differently: I really think this is just the close vote. If I didn't like Chloe so much, I'd root for Nadia.

Score:

Chloe O'Brian (52%)
Nadia Yassir (48%)

807 total votes

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe Campaign Update:

Chloe O'Brian (53%)
Nadia Yassir (47%)

844 total votes

Go Chloe go!

This message authorized and paid for by The Chloe Campaign. Vote Chloe as often as Misterpoll allows, makes you a smarter voter.

yankz said...

Do I have to remind you people that Chloe upset Michelle Dessler, the ultimate combination of brains, beauty, and badassery? I want revenge, dammit!

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe Campaign Update:

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)

893 total votes

+- 8.93 (okay, 9 votes) here are the vote totals:
482 Chloe
411 Nadia

Pregnant Chloe, but no pregnant chads. Do I need to say that geeks rule?

Yeah Him said...

Fortunately, Chloe is still in the lead - even if she is a sperm receptacle for Morris (UGH).

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)

926 total votes

Next update by 1800 hours Pacific, 2100 hours Eastern.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Update:

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)

945 total votes

Next update by this time tomorrow. Looks like Chloe is computing off of a good lead.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Mary Lynn Rajskub links:

On Jimmy Kimmel

Fan Club YouTube page

Personal site

Here you go. Enjoy yourselves with the beauty of the next Miss Blogs4Bauer!!!!!!!

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Chloe O'Brian (53%)
Nadia Yassir (47%)

1166 total votes

Lots of love going to both of these CTU hotties, I presume :-). I hope the actresses feel the love!!!

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Some photoshop to ponder...

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)

1247 total votes

Todd said...

What are we to do after this vote is closed? SVC, it looks like I should congratulate you and Chloe on pulling it out.

I say we start talking politics and decide who Jack Bauer would vote for in 2008.

Just a thought.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Todd;

Thanks for the kind words. I think Bauer would vote Rudy Giuliani - the only guy who gets the GWOT.

SVC Alumnus Blogger said...
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SVC Alumnus Blogger said...

Update since Blogs4Bauer is dragging this out:

Chloe O'Brian (54%)
Nadia Yassir (46%)

1314 total votes

I'm just about to declare v-i-c-t-o-r-y!

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