Flat Stanley Spends a Day with Jack Bauer - Part 5

HA-HA I am not Frat Stanrey! I am Frat Lee and I am mole in CTU. You are now my prisoners and no won can stop me! Ha-Ha! Freel my rath. No not rash, rath. No I don't have rats, IT's RRRAAATTHH. Erough of this, who is leader of CTU? Morris? Chloe? Black guy? Ah it's Miro, my favorite.
BANG
No ron can stop Frat Lee Ha-Ha. No Ron..... Ha-Ha.

Flat Stanley Spends a Day with Jack Bauer - Part 4

Last time, I mentioned that Jack works at a place called CTU. I also said there were some strange people that worked there. Well, Edgar Stiles would fall into that category. I enjoyed hanging out with Edgar while he blabbered endlessly about ho-hos and his Warcraft skills. Then the fat bastard took a bite out of my head!
Thankfully, Potat....Chloe sprayed him with a water bottle and had some tape handy. I hope I gave him a belly ache.

Flat Stanley Spends a Day with Jack Bauer - Part 3

Look at me! Dude we're getting a Dell!

CTU is where Jack spends some of his time, when he's not "hanging out" or dodging missiles. There are all sorts of strange people who work there. This is Potato Face, oops I mean Chloe and Jack triangulating cross-referenced post-dilated thingamajig's. They ended up running it through Districts system since a mole had corrupted her database. I hate rodents.

Flat Stanley Spends a Day with Jack Bauer - Part 2

Of course hanging out with Jack can actually mean "hanging" out with Jack. But don't worry. Jack's resourceful. I just wish that my knees bent. My arms are sore. Jacks friends do not "get along and play well with others."

Flat Stanley Spends a Day with Jack Bauer - Part 1

Flat Stanley recently spent a day with Jack Bauer! Here is the first part of his adventure.

Today I hung out with Jack Bauer. Here is a picture of us running away from a pair of Hellfire missiles fired from a helicopter. Don't worry, the blood on his shirt is not Jack's or mine.
Unfortunately the toy truck in the background didn't make it.