Myth #24: Jack Bauer returns from China on a unicorn to fight terrorists.
I'm not sure who started this silly rumor; however there are 11,500 Google search hits for "'Jack Bauer' unicorn". First of all, unicorns are fake. Second, Jack Bauer will not need fake animals to take out this season's band of terrorists.
Some of you geeks out there would love to see Jack on the mythical creature wielding a +3 Magical Sword of Light while trying to save Chloe from dragons. Sorry, it's not going to happen, put down the 10-sided dice and get a life.
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Some of you geeks out there would love to see Jack on the mythical creature wielding a +3 Magical Sword of Light while trying to save Chloe from dragons. Sorry, it's not going to happen, put down the 10-sided dice and get a life.
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