Jesus, Jack! Now I'm gonna have to get a retina transplant.
Bad news, Jack. It's Friday afternoon and there's still no Carnival of Bauer!
Jack, is that Miles? With a picture of me? Nooooooo
"Oh Jack, don't stop, it feels so good!!""Um, Chloe, I'm standing three feet away from you..."
J: What are you looking at?C: Website, called Blogs4Bauer. Look at all these pictures of your daughter they have.J: WHAT?! I'll be right back...
Quick Jack, if I don't send this chain email to 5 of my closest friends, their will be terrible consequences.
Oh, tell me that isn't his hand!
Chloe: Jack, my computer froze! That's never happened to me until now! Jack: Dude, Chloe, you have a Dell. What do you expect?!?!
What do they mean by "potato face"?
Little Known Facts About Chloe: When she gets the Blue Screen of Death, someone actually dies.
Chloe: Jack.. the computerJack: what is it?Chloe: A programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information. But that is not important now.
Jack! What the hell is your profile doing on MySpace?
I swear I never went cross-eyed when I was with Spenser. Only with you Jack.
Chloe, take the pictures of Kim naked in that lesbian orgy offline! Now
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