I don't have a caption for this but this scene made me ill.
"are you familiar with the term 'muskrat love'?"
Call it a "manpurse" one more time and I will kill your husband, again.
I am soooo gonna mack on your left knee.
He's one baaaad mutha--(shutcho' mouf!)I'm just talkin' 'bout Jack!
Audrey: Oh Jack!Jack: Oh crap! You're still alive?
Jack: You know, I've been thinking about names, you know, for the baby, and uh, what do you think about, *ahem* Pinocchio?
Wait a second... weren't we going to recast Audrey's part with Elisha Cuthbert? I don't care if it's the middle of the season. Do it NOW!
Dang, woman!You look like Ted Kennedy gave you a ride home.I hate to be shallow an' all that, but seein' you this way right now, I'm leanin' towards the Chloe option.
Jack:So, there were these snakes. And get this: they were on a plane. So Sam Jackson was all like "Get these ************* snakes off of my ************ plane!"
"Good news, Spencer. The operation was a complete success. You may now enter the witness protection program under your new name, 'Beverly.'"
"Honey, keep it warm for me. I've just got to go down the block and help a Nigerian Prince get his money back."
Sweetheart, relax... It's only Hour 22, which gives us fourteen more until the Cialis clock runs out.....
Audrey, I thought you should be the first to know, I haven't used the bathroom in nearly 24 hours.
A: Had fun with ChloeJB: Yes, she is not as frigid as you, and she does like it from behind
You see this unsightly green discharge between my upper teeth, Jack? The CTU physicians tell me that's a tell-tale sign of hoof-and-mouth disease. Neigh! Whinny! Oh, sorry babe.
Have you had this on the whole time?!
"I know that listening device is here somewhere . . . I'll just keep looking for it."
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