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Friday, May 19, 2006

One Ugly Caption Contest


One Ugly Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer

18 comments:

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I don't have a caption for this but this scene made me ill.

Greg said...

"are you familiar with the term 'muskrat love'?"

The Man said...

Call it a "manpurse" one more time and I will kill your husband, again.

Mike Antonucci said...

I am soooo gonna mack on your left knee.

Greg said...

He's one baaaad mutha--

(shutcho' mouf!)

I'm just talkin' 'bout Jack!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Audrey: Oh Jack!
Jack: Oh crap!

You're still alive?

efitz said...

Jack: You know, I've been thinking about names, you know, for the baby, and uh, what do you think about, *ahem* Pinocchio?

jwookie said...

Wait a second... weren't we going to recast Audrey's part with Elisha Cuthbert? I don't care if it's the middle of the season. Do it NOW!

DougM said...

Dang, woman!
You look like Ted Kennedy gave you a ride home.

I hate to be shallow an' all that, but seein' you this way right now, I'm leanin' towards the Chloe option.

Dan Plusinsky said...

Jack:So, there were these snakes. And get this: they were on a plane. So Sam Jackson was all like "Get these ************* snakes off of my ************ plane!"

V the K said...

"Good news, Spencer. The operation was a complete success. You may now enter the witness protection program under your new name, 'Beverly.'"

WALSTIB said...

"Honey, keep it warm for me. I've just got to go down the block and help a Nigerian Prince get his money back."

tw111 said...

Sweetheart, relax... It's only Hour 22, which gives us fourteen more until the Cialis clock runs out.....

JM said...

Audrey, I thought you should be the first to know, I haven't used the bathroom in nearly 24 hours.

Merol meister said...

A: Had fun with Chloe

JB: Yes, she is not as frigid as you, and she does like it from behind

Johnnie said...

You see this unsightly green discharge between my upper teeth, Jack? The CTU physicians tell me that's a tell-tale sign of hoof-and-mouth disease. Neigh! Whinny! Oh, sorry babe.

Jeff said...

Have you had this on the whole time?!

Anonymous said...

"I know that listening device is here somewhere . . . I'll just keep looking for it."