Counterpoint: That man-purse makes you look like a sissy.
by Mr. Blackwell
John, John, John. May I call you John? "Jack" is so blase'; it has no pinache. This "man-purse" you are carrying makes you look like a sissy. And I know a lot about looking like a sissy.
Throughout my many travels, I have seen countless accessories - from Jackie O's elegant black pocketbook, to Jerry Seinfeld's stylish European carry-all. And that is our buzz word for the day: style. This canvas bag has none. Faux pas! I would think that your man-purse is only one generation away from poor white trash. And what does that say about you, John?
In my expert opinion, you would do well to acquire a Prada - not Pravda - Vinilico leather bag. It has all of the functionality of your man-purse - with none of the gauche. Come on, John. Step up to respectability.
Point: It's time to give credit where credit is due.
by Jack Bauer's manpurse