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Blogs for House has launched. The Cranky Insomniac states that BfH is "The next great group blog" and "What Blogs4Bauer wishes it could be."
Jack Bauer would cure House of his infarction and then make him crippled, again. Jack would then make House swallow a towel.
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Funny. Thanks for the linky lovin'. I don't think it's his hand that's the problem though.
It will be a problem if Jack Bauer wants it to be.
The only thing Jack Bauer wants is stronger King Fu. How many times did Henderson get the drop on him in one day? And c'mon, four chinese nationals in ski masks? Season 2 Jack Bauer would have only needed one hacksaw for all them.
And thanks for the linky love!
The Cranky Insomniac trackbacked to this post from ....
Oh, wait...
Dammit, Chloe, there's no time!
Based on the end of last night's episodes, Jack's gonna need some serious medical attention next season.
I smell crossover!
Crossover, crossover!! House, in one of his delusions, driven by after effects of the two bullets he took in the season finale, wakes up in the same labor camp as Jack next season. Two "enemy combatants" put to work for the People's Republic: House harvests organs from Falon Gong supporters in the prison camp, while Bauer is under training to become a Chinese double-agent. Can't wait!
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