"You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his whole life sucks? Well, that used to be me. Every time something good happened to me...
something bad was waiting right around the corner...
Karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I ever did and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My Name is Jack."
(Props to The Man for the screencaps)
Jack Bauer's Karma List
1. Let Kim believe I was dead for a year and a half.
2. Let Audrey's husband die so docs could save a Chinese guy.
3. Talked an innocent young naval engineer into a slicing another man's throat open.
4. Led on Hair-boy and his mom, then ditched them as soon as Audrey came back in the picture.
5. Committed armed robbery of gas station
6. Hijacked airplane at gunpoint
7. Stole lunch from employee refrigerator at oil drilling site.
8. Tricked a terrorist into believing his family had been executed by Saudi authorities.
9. Tasered Marine helicopter pilot.
10. Terrorized bank VP and his wife, got the former killed.
11. Sold German guy a self-destructing agent list.
12. Made Nina Myers strip in front of me.
13. Sent Michelle Dressler back to terrorists after she had managed to escape.
14. Invaded the Chinese embassy, resulting in the death of the Chinese consul
15. Told Behrooz's mom I was going to protect her, then turned her over to bloodthirsty terrorists.
16. Told Behrooz I was going to protect him, then turned him over to bloodthirsty terrorists.
17. Shot Biff Henderson's wife in the leg
18. Shot Biff Henderson in cold blood ...
The list goes on for another 13,173 items.... feel free to list them.