Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. We will be departing shortly, in the meantime please note the exit ways and the lighted asiles that will probably not come in handy, since we are flying at 35,000 feet at 540MPH.
Tonight's in-flight entertainment and live-blogging will be brought to you by The Man.
So unbuckle your saftey belts and get ready for 24.
Note: the last time I liveblogged, Edgar was still alive. So please take it easy on me. Wyatt went out and shot a perp last week after he liveblogged.
3:00am - The president has one shot to silence Jack Bauer....
Previously on 24: Jack blows shit up.
3:01 - Jack: the co-pilot was a mole and David Blaine is not going to die. I never saw that coming.
3:05 - Did someone order a Bacardi and Cola?
3:07 - There is a scenario for when Jack Bauer takes control of a plane? What is it?
3:11 - Jack Bauer is going to land an airliner on I-95. David Blaine is still alive.
Kill Counter Update: Heller lives (-1 kill), Tony is still dead.
3:15 - If you are new to 24...you can switch back over to David Blaine until 9:45...that is when Jack Bauer goes to work. The rest of the show is pure filler.
3:16 - Jack Bauer has 4,000 feet to land an airplane that needs 5,000 feet. Better dump the fat passengers. Oh... and there is nothing to worry about (except for the F-18 coming to shoot us down). David Blaine's feet are gross.
3:20 - Jack Bauer 1 -- F-18 0 (was there ever a doubt)
3:23 - Someone let out the Air Marshall.... Damn that sucks.
3:24 - Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving at exit 14...exit 15...exit 16...exit 18...
3:26 - Stewart "what's his name" from Sportscenter is MCing the David Blaine crap.
I stopped by Blaine's manquarium today.
3:27 - Curtis really wants to apprehend Jack Bauer.
3:33 - Karen: "we have evidence"
Miles: "what is it?"
Karen: "A thing or things helpful in forming a conclusion or judgment, but that is not important right now"
3:34 - The driver is a mole....didn't see that one coming. The Kill Counter is looking good.
Can president's pardon themselves?
3:35 - The last time Jack and Audrey were in CTU - Medical....Jack unplugged her husband.
3:37 - President Logan and David Blaine will soon grace the kill counter.
Is he going to go out like other crazy white people... shoot his wife, dog, neighbor, kid, etc...
3:50 - for logan the glass is half full
3:55 - David Blaine lives... Miles is the mole.
4:00 - Noone made a copy of the recording?
This week's episode of 24 brought to you by Scotch. Not for your Grandfather anymore.
Final thoughts: A big -1 on the Jack Bauer Kill Counter! David Blaine did not make the record for holding his breath.
Next Week: The live blogging will be posted in Pirate talk, yeaaarrrr. Miles still be ye mole, CTU sends more backup agents to Davy Jones locker, Aaron is strung up by President Weasel, and Jack Bauer shows his wee teeth to Henderson, yyeeaarrrr.