Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. We will be departing shortly, in the meantime please note the exit ways and the lighted asiles that will probably not come in handy, since we are flying at 35,000 feet at 540MPH.Tonight's in-flight entertainment and live-blogging will be brought to you by The Man.
So unbuckle your saftey belts and get ready for 24.
Note: the last time I liveblogged, Edgar was still alive. So please take it easy on me. Wyatt went out and shot a perp last week after he liveblogged.
3:00am - The president has one shot to silence Jack Bauer....
Previously on 24: Jack blows shit up.
3:01 - Jack: the co-pilot was a mole and David Blaine is not going to die. I never saw that coming.
3:05 - Did someone order a Bacardi and Cola?
3:07 - There is a scenario for when Jack Bauer takes control of a plane? What is it?
3:11 - Jack Bauer is going to land an airliner on I-95. David Blaine is still alive.
Kill Counter Update: Heller lives (-1 kill), Tony is still dead.
3:15 - If you are new to 24...you can switch back over to David Blaine until 9:45...that is when Jack Bauer goes to work. The rest of the show is pure filler.
3:16 - Jack Bauer has 4,000 feet to land an airplane that needs 5,000 feet. Better dump the fat passengers. Oh... and there is nothing to worry about (except for the F-18 coming to shoot us down). David Blaine's feet are gross.
3:20 - Jack Bauer 1 -- F-18 0 (was there ever a doubt)
3:23 - Someone let out the Air Marshall.... Damn that sucks.
3:24 - Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving at exit 14...exit 15...exit 16...exit 18...
3:26 - Stewart "what's his name" from Sportscenter is MCing the David Blaine crap.I stopped by Blaine's manquarium today.
3:27 - Curtis really wants to apprehend Jack Bauer.
3:33 - Karen: "we have evidence"
Miles: "what is it?"
Karen: "A thing or things helpful in forming a conclusion or judgment, but that is not important right now"
3:34 - The driver is a mole....didn't see that one coming. The Kill Counter is looking good.
Can president's pardon themselves?
3:35 - The last time Jack and Audrey were in CTU - Medical....Jack unplugged her husband.
3:37 - President Logan and David Blaine will soon grace the kill counter.
Is he going to go out like other crazy white people... shoot his wife, dog, neighbor, kid, etc...
3:50 - for logan the glass is half full
3:55 - David Blaine lives... Miles is the mole.
4:00 - Noone made a copy of the recording?
This week's episode of 24 brought to you by Scotch. Not for your Grandfather anymore.
Final thoughts: A big -1 on the Jack Bauer Kill Counter! David Blaine did not make the record for holding his breath.
Next Week: The live blogging will be posted in Pirate talk, yeaaarrrr. Miles still be ye mole, CTU sends more backup agents to Davy Jones locker, Aaron is strung up by President Weasel, and Jack Bauer shows his wee teeth to Henderson, yyeeaarrrr.
52 comments:
FIRST!
man they've got to be tired and hungry too...it's 3am! ooooo heller is alive, woo hoo!
Second!
This isn't nearly as rewarding...
Oh, and suprising no one not named Kennedy, Heller's alive.
Drat, I wasn't even second. I cry now.
I knew Heller was alive. Until a body is seen, believe anything.
Unfortunately this is a -1 for the kill count
i'm still holding out that tony is alive
Dammit.... -1 on the kill counter and Tyler is not liveblogging. What gives?
Things are looking grim for the home team.
You realize that for the last hour and a quarter, the kill counter is at negative one. Jack needs to start shooting people.
Jack: We need to find a freeway!
Bill: A freeway, what is it?
Jack: A large multi-lane road but that's not important right now!
Heller managed to pull a Sydney Bristow? Sweet merciful crap.
Oh, and Jack just landed with snakes on a plane on a frickin' freeway baby!
So begins the new hit Fox Drama:
The Running Man. All that's missing is Richard Dawson as the emcee.
Mothereffing Jack Bauer is off the mothereffing plane!
Coke could use a bacardi right about now...
well played curtis!
Anybody else have the feeling that Cola is a mole?
Miles, you want the truth? You want answers?
You can't handle the truth!
dont trust miles!!! he's smarmy
Speaking of things that people can't handle - the long national nightmare is over.
Michele is back blogging at A Small Victory.
And she'll be guesting on a regular basis at Wizbang.
Damn I was hoping "come with me" was going to mean she might bring him somewhere quiet and knock him out..
Don't tell me there is another mole! You have got to be freakin' s#!tting me!
The Kill Counter jumps into postive numbers in 17 minutes..
Weasel's lookin kind of green around the gills. Anyone sweep the area for firearms? We may have a ex-dead president on our hands before long.
That coward is about to rob Jack of retribution!
awww, isn't that a tender moment, i have goosebumps....
and NO audrey, it's not over...there's still a few hours left!!!
Did someone say over? Oveur? Roger, Roger.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? --- dont stop 'em, he's on a roll.
bet that's a gun in the box :)
Will Logan "play the Roman fool" and take the coward's way out?
Rocket Romano is gonna talk Weasel into taking his own life.
Nice. Real nice.
Aw, Rocket's gonna be safe and secure - someone buy that one?
yep!
he's too much of a weasel to off himself.
Based on my reading of the Constitution (and not any foreign laws, Ms. Ginsberg) then it looks like he could pardon himself to avoid "criminal" procedings. However, Congress can still impeach
Whatever you do Mr. President don't mar the finish.
Yeah, they gotta have a bad guy for the next 24: The Game
There's something wrong with the world when the slimy president guy has a 1911, and Bauer carries a tupperware gun. (Sigs/HKs, I can never tell which is which from a distance)
Aaron's gonna save First Lady's ass!
He' gonna tell Martha about the rabbits
you know it's a boring episode when i start doing my nails
The Kaennedy's coming out in him.
Miles is a frickin' mole. Acting on his own.
Go figure.
get the taser chloe!!!!
Miles seems even more weasel-ly than the Weasel in Chief.
The kill counter is at -1 for the week. Bummer.
Miles just wiped the drive. They're gonna eat static /khaaaan!
MILES JUST NUKED THE TAPE!
oops, caps lock was on sorry
Well, dammit. Chloe should have seen that coming. Why didn't somebody make a copy of the tape when they first got it? Damn these plot holes! Damn them straight to hell!
pierce!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell happened with the whole diplomatic flight thing? who were the diplomats? my sister said that president logan was all too eager to shoot down a plane with diplomats.....bet thats good for international relations
miles is a bastard period
Well, dammit. Chloe should have seen that coming. Why didn't somebody make a copy of the tape when they first got it? Damn these plot holes! Damn them straight to hell!
It's Chloe, I bet she saw that coming. I'm assuming there is a backup somewhere.
Holy s#!t KILL SOMEBODY ALREADY!!!
You gotta be kidding me! A airliner full of potential Casualties of Jack with a fully-loaded F-18 bearing down on them and Jack in the driver's seat and no one DIES? Not only that, but Heller lives and Tony doesn't. When the hell did 24 become Touched By An Angel??
That wasn't scotch, by the look of the bottle. I'd say it was Black Bush, which is quite nice, although Irish....
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