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Monday, May 08, 2006

Live Blogging: 3-4am

Ladies and gentleman, this is your captain speaking. We will be departing shortly, in the meantime please note the exit ways and the lighted asiles that will probably not come in handy, since we are flying at 35,000 feet at 540MPH.

Tonight's in-flight entertainment and live-blogging will be brought to you by The Man.

So unbuckle your saftey belts and get ready for 24.

Note: the last time I liveblogged, Edgar was still alive. So please take it easy on me. Wyatt went out and shot a perp last week after he liveblogged.

3:00am - The president has one shot to silence Jack Bauer....

Previously on 24: Jack blows shit up.

3:01 - Jack: the co-pilot was a mole and David Blaine is not going to die. I never saw that coming.

3:05 - Did someone order a Bacardi and Cola?

3:07 - There is a scenario for when Jack Bauer takes control of a plane? What is it?

3:11 - Jack Bauer is going to land an airliner on I-95. David Blaine is still alive.

Kill Counter Update: Heller lives (-1 kill), Tony is still dead.

3:15 - If you are new to 24...you can switch back over to David Blaine until 9:45...that is when Jack Bauer goes to work. The rest of the show is pure filler.

3:16 - Jack Bauer has 4,000 feet to land an airplane that needs 5,000 feet. Better dump the fat passengers. Oh... and there is nothing to worry about (except for the F-18 coming to shoot us down). David Blaine's feet are gross.

3:20 - Jack Bauer 1 -- F-18 0 (was there ever a doubt)

3:23 - Someone let out the Air Marshall.... Damn that sucks.

3:24 - Ladies and gentlemen, we will be arriving at exit 14...exit 15...exit 16...exit 18...

3:26 - Stewart "what's his name" from Sportscenter is MCing the David Blaine crap.
I stopped by Blaine's manquarium today.

3:27 - Curtis really wants to apprehend Jack Bauer.

3:33 - Karen: "we have evidence"
Miles: "what is it?"
Karen: "A thing or things helpful in forming a conclusion or judgment, but that is not important right now"

3:34 - The driver is a mole....didn't see that one coming. The Kill Counter is looking good.

Can president's pardon themselves?

3:35 - The last time Jack and Audrey were in CTU - Medical....Jack unplugged her husband.

3:37 - President Logan and David Blaine will soon grace the kill counter.
Is he going to go out like other crazy white people... shoot his wife, dog, neighbor, kid, etc...

3:50 - for logan the glass is half full

3:55 - David Blaine lives... Miles is the mole.

4:00 - Noone made a copy of the recording?

This week's episode of 24 brought to you by Scotch. Not for your Grandfather anymore.

Final thoughts: A big -1 on the Jack Bauer Kill Counter! David Blaine did not make the record for holding his breath.

Next Week: The live blogging will be posted in Pirate talk, yeaaarrrr. Miles still be ye mole, CTU sends more backup agents to Davy Jones locker, Aaron is strung up by President Weasel, and Jack Bauer shows his wee teeth to Henderson, yyeeaarrrr.

63 comments:

Tyler D. said...

FIRST!

Tori said...

man they've got to be tired and hungry too...it's 3am! ooooo heller is alive, woo hoo!

Anon said...

Second!

This isn't nearly as rewarding...

Oh, and suprising no one not named Kennedy, Heller's alive.

Anon said...

Drat, I wasn't even second. I cry now.

Ryan P said...

I knew Heller was alive. Until a body is seen, believe anything.

Unfortunately this is a -1 for the kill count

Tori said...

i'm still holding out that tony is alive

kdeweb said...

I knew it! Heller is a-liiii-ve!

And, oh yeah, Tony is too!

The Man said...

Dammit.... -1 on the kill counter and Tyler is not liveblogging. What gives?

fmragtops said...

Things are looking grim for the home team.

Anon said...

You realize that for the last hour and a quarter, the kill counter is at negative one. Jack needs to start shooting people.

kdeweb said...

I think Tyler's curse may have been so pervasive that it has spread and has now infected other livebloggers.

fmragtops said...

Jack: We need to find a freeway!

Bill: A freeway, what is it?

Jack: A large multi-lane road but that's not important right now!

kdeweb said...

Don't worry! If Jack can't find a freeway, he'll make one.

kdeweb said...

Run Jack! Run!!!!!!

lawhawk said...

Heller managed to pull a Sydney Bristow? Sweet merciful crap.

Oh, and Jack just landed with snakes on a plane on a frickin' freeway baby!

So begins the new hit Fox Drama:

The Running Man. All that's missing is Richard Dawson as the emcee.

fmragtops said...

Mothereffing Jack Bauer is off the mothereffing plane!

kdeweb said...

Logan met Bauer, right?

2 batallions of Marines isn't nearly enough!

It's gonna be a cakewalk for Jack.

lawhawk said...

Coke could use a bacardi right about now...

Tori said...

well played curtis!

fmragtops said...

Anybody else have the feeling that Cola is a mole?

lawhawk said...

Miles, you want the truth? You want answers?

You can't handle the truth!

Tori said...

dont trust miles!!! he's smarmy

lawhawk said...

Speaking of things that people can't handle - the long national nightmare is over.

Michele is back blogging at A Small Victory.

And she'll be guesting on a regular basis at Wizbang.

Michael Hodges said...

Damn I was hoping "come with me" was going to mean she might bring him somewhere quiet and knock him out..

fmragtops said...

Don't tell me there is another mole! You have got to be freakin' s#!tting me!

kdeweb said...

I thought that she was going to shove him into a holding room.

The Man said...

The Kill Counter jumps into postive numbers in 17 minutes..

lawhawk said...

Weasel's lookin kind of green around the gills. Anyone sweep the area for firearms? We may have a ex-dead president on our hands before long.

fmragtops said...

That coward is about to rob Jack of retribution!

Tori said...

awww, isn't that a tender moment, i have goosebumps....

and NO audrey, it's not over...there's still a few hours left!!!

lawhawk said...

Did someone say over? Oveur? Roger, Roger.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? --- dont stop 'em, he's on a roll.

Michael Hodges said...

bet that's a gun in the box :)

Anon said...

Will Logan "play the Roman fool" and take the coward's way out?

lawhawk said...

Rocket Romano is gonna talk Weasel into taking his own life.

Nice. Real nice.

Aw, Rocket's gonna be safe and secure - someone buy that one?

Michael Hodges said...

yep!

Tori said...

he's too much of a weasel to off himself.

Ryan P said...

Based on my reading of the Constitution (and not any foreign laws, Ms. Ginsberg) then it looks like he could pardon himself to avoid "criminal" procedings. However, Congress can still impeach

Tyler D. said...

Whatever you do Mr. President don't mar the finish.

fmragtops said...

Yeah, they gotta have a bad guy for the next 24: The Game

aughtSix said...

There's something wrong with the world when the slimy president guy has a 1911, and Bauer carries a tupperware gun. (Sigs/HKs, I can never tell which is which from a distance)

Anonymous said...

Aaron's gonna save First Lady's ass!

fmragtops said...

He' gonna tell Martha about the rabbits

Tori said...

you know it's a boring episode when i start doing my nails

fmragtops said...

The Kaennedy's coming out in him.

lawhawk said...

Miles is a frickin' mole. Acting on his own.

Go figure.

kdeweb said...

There is no doubt about it now. Miles IS a bad guy. Chloe is so gonna take him out.

Tori said...

get the taser chloe!!!!

Anonymous said...

Miles seems even more weasel-ly than the Weasel in Chief.

aughtSix said...

The kill counter is at -1 for the week. Bummer.

lawhawk said...

Miles just wiped the drive. They're gonna eat static /khaaaan!

SANDSPUR said...

MILES JUST NUKED THE TAPE!

sandspur said...

oops, caps lock was on sorry

kdeweb said...

So, is the recording gone now?

Preston said...

Well, dammit. Chloe should have seen that coming. Why didn't somebody make a copy of the tape when they first got it? Damn these plot holes! Damn them straight to hell!

Tori said...

pierce!!!!!!!!!!

kdeweb said...

Aaron!!!!

God I hope he takes Logan out.

Can a Secret Service agent legally take out a POTUS if they are a criminal?

Tori said...

what the hell happened with the whole diplomatic flight thing? who were the diplomats? my sister said that president logan was all too eager to shoot down a plane with diplomats.....bet thats good for international relations

efitz said...

miles is a bastard period

Dan said...

Well, dammit. Chloe should have seen that coming. Why didn't somebody make a copy of the tape when they first got it? Damn these plot holes! Damn them straight to hell!

It's Chloe, I bet she saw that coming. I'm assuming there is a backup somewhere.

Bombtruck said...

Holy s#!t KILL SOMEBODY ALREADY!!!

You gotta be kidding me! A airliner full of potential Casualties of Jack with a fully-loaded F-18 bearing down on them and Jack in the driver's seat and no one DIES? Not only that, but Heller lives and Tony doesn't. When the hell did 24 become Touched By An Angel??

jfritz said...

That wasn't scotch, by the look of the bottle. I'd say it was Black Bush, which is quite nice, although Irish....

Retrolicious said...

This may seem insignificant, but that landing-on-the-freeway thing..

Aren't mile markers acutally a mile apart (give or take a few dozen feet?) Soooo..if the pilot was instructed to land between certain mile markers, wouldn't that actually give him at least 5,200 feet to work with, instead of 4,000?

In this case, I'd have to say he had 5,000 feet, because otherwise the overpass would have ripped that plane open like an aluminum can.

Just an observation..

tw111 said...

Well.... that one was actually not too far fetched, because a lightly loaded (50) 727-200 (short) can land and stop in three thousand feet with all spoilers, reversers, and full brakes applied on a dry surface, according to Boeing's performance parameters. It's not the recommended runway minimum, but it is what the aircraft can actually do in worst-case.