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Monday, May 22, 2006

Season Finale Live Blog


Season Finale Open Post

Opus Dei member Jack Bauer dies tonight. Discuss.

187 comments:

Anonymous said...

NOOOOOOOO

voiceboy said...

I'm on the West Coast and I am tying to resist the urge to check in here before 8PM Pacific Time.Two hours of live blogging is really hard to avoid!

lawhawk said...

tick tick tick....

Are we getting a bloggin' or are we a rockin'?

sandspur said...

Aren't Navy guys trained in hand to hand combat?

pickett said...

dude, where's my liveblog!

YoungRepublican4NY said...

liveblog where are you???

lawhawk said...

Bierko got caught in the thighs of death... Suzanne Summers would be proud.

sandspur said...

Empty clip! Sweet!

lawhawk said...

We've got body count - and Robocop has gone fishing...

I admire your honesty... Ah, and add one.

CJ said...

and henderson is down for the count :)

pickett said...

here's the kill count, so far (deceased - killer - weapon)

guard (front hatch) - plebe - knife
guard (topside) - jack - pistol
guard (computer) - jack - knife
guard - jack - steam pipe
bierko - jack - thighs
henderson - jack - pistol

tuffbeingright said...

i see JB is pandering to his conservative base by needlessly killing bad guys.

it's about damn time.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I didn't see that coming!!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

mrs logan will help you put your finger on it...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Yah, whats the deal w/no liveblogging?

tuffbeingright said...

the wise assed comments are at least as good as live blogging

The Man said...

Sorry. I cannot liveblog tonight.

Keep commenting, let's get through this finale together!

lawhawk said...

For a change, all the body count takes place within the first 20 minutes, instead of the last 15. Nice to seem them change things up a bit.

Kinda like letting the inmates run the asylum at blogs4bauer live blog...

The Man said...

That first 21 minutes were some of the most exciting moments of 24 this season. I couldn't have done it justice by loveblogging it.

pickett said...

I think the guy who thought up those stupid "Whopper family" ads for Burger King should be placed in one of CTU's torture rooms

tuffbeingright said...

jb needs to hit hyper-drive again to get to the ranch. watch for the spectral light shift.

firecaptian said...

WHAT!!!!!!!! CHLOE'S EX HUSBAND?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIAR said...

Novick has GOT to be a mole. There's no way he's not.

Anonymous said...

That guy's last name is "O'Brian"? He passes for Irish like I pass for Indian.

tuffbeingright said...

I would have pictured chloe's ex as tall latino-type with a hairy chest and big gold neckless with a horn on it. Or a big letter "C".

The Man said...

Chole has sex?

The Man said...

Imagine what Morris and Spenser had to deal with. Bless them.

The Man said...

pickett said...
guard (front hatch) - plebe - knife
guard (topside) - jack - pistol
guard (computer) - jack - knife
guard - jack - steam pipe
bierko - jack - thighs
henderson - jack - pistol

Don't forget
McCullah - bad Guys - gun shot

The Cranky Insomniac said...

FIAR, I've been thinking the same thing about Novick.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Where the fuck is Cola???

FIAR said...

Hola Cranky.

Just brushing up on my Spanish for when they make that the official language of the united socialist states of aztlan

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I'm thinking Audrey still might be a mole!!

tuffbeingright said...

she's taking one for the team!

tuffbeingright said...

FLOTUS! You go girl!

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Ewwwwwww!

She deserves a Medal of Honor.

sandspur said...

Put some roller skates on Logan and he's a pull toy. The oldest trick in the book and it still works.

tuffbeingright said...

POTUS: "Have the helicopter stand by. I'll only be a minute."

The Cranky Insomniac said...

If you were Jack, wouldn't you put your cell on vibrate? Just saying..

Anonymous said...

Isn't it strange that Henderson got shot just as Jack was when he disappeared? I really think Henderson will return.

The Man said...

Martha is a patriot.

jbinminot said...

That was no 59 minutes

lawhawk said...

Well, I'm almost out of here folks. Sydney Bristow awaits her final sendoff and she's got some unresolved issues that need to be squared away..

The Man said...

Anyone notice Henderson give props to Jack's manpurse (aka The Jack Sack)?

The man purse removed the bullets from the gun, saving Jack Bauer's life.

jbinminot said...

Use the VCR to see Bristow, right now Fox owns me for the hour

jbinminot said...

I hope that sailor doesn't dime Jack out.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

hour two here we go.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Mrs. Logan still got game.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Oh, good. I'd forgotten what happened last hour...

tuffbeingright said...

Oh the bitter pills a FLOTUS must swallow...

tuffbeingright said...

POTUS: "Now say something in Japanese!"

Anonymous said...

Less than 5 minutes...helluva job, Mr' President.

The Man said...

The answer is. Logan lasts one commercial break.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Logan (President)looks Chipper.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Aaron does not look to good.

jbinminot said...

Aintitcool.com gives a spoiler I'm not too encouraged about.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Seriously, what did she ever see in him?

pickett said...

So, who thinks the wrtiers are going to completely ignore the fact that the Chinese government expects Jack Bauer to be (and remain) dead.

*raises hand*

YoungRepublican4NY said...

"Marty"- she looks happy. And Logan is still chipper.

Elizabeth said...

*bawl* I have to go to work!

Anonymous said...

I've often looked at steaks the way Jack is looking at President Weasel...

Anonymous said...

Whataya bet, Henderson's still alive...and Bauer's kept his promise, distasteful as it is...

FIAR said...

*raises hand*

Cranky

Tyler D. said...

I just got in and have missed an hour. :(

PLEAD FOR YOUR LIFE MR. PRESIDENT!

The Man said...

Has the Jack Sack been replaced? Where did it go?

Anonymous said...

"Jack, I don't want to put any added pressure on you - but we're all pretty sure you've finally snapped."

The Cranky Insomniac said...

People are always asking me if I know Tyler D...

FIAR said...

Isn't Jack still dead, technically?

tuffbeingright said...

JB needed to let FLOTUS get the confession.

I have not seen said spoiler, but I predict POTUS walks scott free. They have at least 3 more seasons to fill, and Dr. Romano has just come uon the scene.

jbinminot said...

In the previews they showed Chloe in a black coat looking awfully squirrelly, and they showed Logan at a funeral. I think Bauer fails somehow.

The Man said...

*raises both hands*

But... there is always season 6...if jack lives.

The Man said...

Random Kim Bauer mention by Logan. I do miss her. Acne and all.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Proof that Jack lives:

LEE Jong-wook, the head of the World Health Organisation, died yesterday after suffering a blood clot on the brain, the United Nations agency said.

Blood clot...yeah, right...

FIAR said...

Torture NEVER works!!!

The Cranky Insomniac said...

FIAR = Andy Sullivan!

cj said...

instead of saying "you don't know me" he shouldve said "you dont know jack"

Tyler D. said...

Why did the presidents head turn 180 degrees when he said that?

The Cranky Insomniac said...

You know that pen is a recording device...

The Man said...

Jack Bauer joins cast of Prision Break.

jbinminot said...

I just missed the last 5 minutes of dialogue because of an Amber Alert of someone who went missing 5 days ago. That's North Dakota for you, always a day late and a dollar short

jbinminot said...

I am beginning to think Jack gets out of this because it is only 24 minutes into the episode

The Man said...

WHERE IS TONY? I thought he was coming back....

tuffbeingright said...

"so you think you can dance?" - no wonder I never watch TV. Time to climb back into the bear cave until season 6.

The Man said...

jbinminot said...
I just missed the last 5 minutes of dialogue because of an Amber Alert...


Jack Bauer's spine is missing.

BostonMaggie said...

Yes it's the pen! I almost lost my mind when he got on his knees.

Anonymous said...

Jack should have killed Logan!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

FLOTUS saves the day? Joins CTU for next season...

Tyler D. said...

$20 on the first lady blowing the President away.

Anonymous said...

what a show.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Man does he love his wife!

Marty, Marty, Marty

The Man said...

"You don't know what pain is"

He is stealing Bauer's lines. Bastard.

tuffbeingright said...

tyler d. - not sure about that "away" part...

tuffbeingright said...

that's it. potus is talking....

Tyler D. said...

I wonder who is recording that conversation?

YoungRepublican4NY said...

clean up now!

fmragtops said...

Logan keepin' his pimp hand strong!

Tyler D. said...

Blowing away = Kill him?

*crosses fingers*

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Jack got the pen from Jodie Foster's character in Inside Man...

Anonymous said...

Let's play "Guess where the recorder is"! I'll go first... she hid it under that thing POTUS threw her against.

CJ said...

There's only 20 minutes left...what are we going to do until next season?

BostonMaggie said...

Marty is the best! What stones! I want her to get Aaron.

Chloe better be getting every word of this.

Anonymous said...

Red...in the ass end of the hangar with a parabolic mic.

The Man said...

You know that pen is a recording device...
By The Cranky Insomniac


After watching 24 for the past 5 seasons...I say you are probably right. Unless Jack Bauer's Treo was slipped into his pocket somehow.

Anonymous said...

Actually, she's stashed Pierce in her...

The Man said...

CJ said...
There's only 20 minutes left...what are we going to do until next season?


Keep coming back to Blogs4bauer. We are open 365 days a year (unlike Jack Bauer).

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Walt Cummings gets his own show??

tuffbeingright said...

No tyler d. just blowing.

Not blowing away.

I didn't think I would have to explain that one. :)

pickett said...

My guess is that Jack planted something on his person.

fmragtops said...

Walt Cummings gets his own show?

Anonymous said...

I bet Edgar comes out of his grave to shoot the President.

fmragtops said...

Damn it, Cranky!!!

pickett said...

Hmmm, Fox has promoted Walt from dead traitor to Senator?

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Chloe needs to play the recording over the loudspeakers where Logan is speaking.

tuffbeingright said...

the pen!!!

Tyler D. said...

tuffbeingright, I didn't need to picture that.

Tyler D. said...

NOW lets hope that pen is a class 4 grenade also.

pickett said...

JUSTICE TIME

Anonymous said...

logan commits suicide on national tv

Anonymous said...

I just wish Novick got the chance to deliver that pimpslap he's been thinking about all season....

Tyler D. said...

QUICK SOMEONE GET A SCREEN SHOT OF MS. LOGAN'S FACE!

jbinminot said...

How will the fill the last 15 minutes?

fmragtops said...

Oh God! I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Anonymous said...

So...kidnapping the president, assaulting him, and sticking a gun in his face is okay if he *might* be guilty? I can follow that....

pickett said...

OK, any idea on what the cliffhanger's gonna be?

Anonymous said...

Jack's getting some action tonight!

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Your here, your really, really here.

jbinminot said...

I think Chloe is a mole. They still haven't explained how they knew Bauer was alive.

fmragtops said...

The bad guys have Kim!

Anonymous said...

Henderson...Kim....

Tyler D. said...
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YoungRepublican4NY said...

Saw that coming.

tuffbeingright said...

Kim: "Dad! A Chinese cougar has me trapped!"

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Somebody order Chinese?

fmragtops said...

Oh crap! The bad guys have Jack!

sandspur said...

Looks like the Chinese haven't forgotten

BostonMaggie said...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!!!

Anonymous said...

teh chinese

The Man said...

Jack Bauer dies in 5 minutes.

Stupid Jack... he should know that Kim Bauer doesn't know how to use a phone!

The Man said...

I had General Tso's chicken tonight. Tso is getting his revenge tonight!

The Man said...

Tony better be in a Flank2 or Jack is toast.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

I want them to cut to 6 months from now, and Audrey is still standing there with a loopy smile on her face...

kdeweb said...

I just got home from a business dinner in time to see the POTUS get taken down. The FLOTUS looked like she was barely able to contain herself. The FLOTUS so freaking rocks.

pickett said...

You know, when that guy came up to Jack, I noticed he looked like he was Chinese

tuffbeingright said...

this is what happens when jack looses blood to the brain...

Tyler D. said...

Heh I'm getting those free episodes from burger king. 700+ mb.

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Karen turns him down! Burn!

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Edgar!

kdeweb said...

Edgar!!! :sob:

pickett said...

Bill hearts Karen, Chole hearts Edgar, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO JACK

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Quick, set up a perimeter!

YoungRepublican4NY said...

Who would have guessed? Chinese.

fmragtops said...

Clean yourself up, Jack. Your a mess.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

He got Shanghaied!

FIAR said...

Remember Chinaman, torture NEVER works!!!

kdeweb said...
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YoungRepublican4NY said...

Jacks eye does not look to good.

Anonymous said...

Jack's been shanghaied!

sandspur said...

Not the slow boat to China!

tuffbeingright said...

that's it... jack has them right where he wants them...

The Man said...

Jack Bauer in

Big Trouble in Little China

Andrew Sullivan said...

This torture has to stop!

Tyler D. said...

How did they get from that building to a boat out at sea in 4 minutes?


*and the Cyclops Bauer smiles at the enjoyment of pain. *

Anonymous said...

Jack's one request: A "69", so they brought him beef and rice.

kdeweb said...

Jack Bauer vs. a billion Chinese?

My money is on Jack!

BostonMaggie said...

Sandspur - You rock! That's the best line.

The Cranky Insomniac said...

Hey, I made the "readers favorite comments" list at the latest Gutfeld post at Hufflepuff!

WOOHOO!

FIAR said...

JANUARY!

That's a long long time

jbinminot said...

I wish they'd stop makin' me wait until January for new seasons

fmragtops said...

Jack's been abducted by the Chinese and all you can think about is the HuffHo? Wha...

The Man said...

Kim Bauer screws things up, again.

sandspur said...

BostonMaggie,
Thankew, thankew very much...

The Cranky Insomniac said...

That's not all I can think about...I apparently made real clear politics buzz tracker, too!

Damn...gotta go...people are actually reading my blog...what do I do??

cranky said...

I wait all year for this and it comes on an hour early? WTF!

God, I am a dumbass. Stamped right there on my forehead.

The Man said...

Jack may take 8 months to sail to China. But Blogs4Bauer will be open for business all off season.

Want to be a contributor? send Jack an email.

blogs4bauer@gmail.com

The Man said...

Damn...gotta go...people are actually reading my blog...what do I do??

Post a link to B4B. Duh.

CJ said...

Next season - David Palmer returns with his new skills and abilities he learned from The Unit and hunts down Jack's captors

BostonMaggie said...

Cranky Insomniac - get on that blog and write something boy!

BostonMaggie said...

What happened to Wayne Palmer and Curtis. We usually get one or the other.

FLOTUS was awesome, she deserved more attention from Aaron.

Gotta go, my sister is making me watch CSI Miami, but I am already aggravated. Cop tripped a grenade and then just froze.

The Man said...

The Burger King's myspace page has 24 videos.

Season 1 - Episode 1
Season 5 - Episode 1

Season 1 Episode 1 will get you hooked on 24. That is an amazing episode, which got me addicted to The Jack Bauer Power Hour.

HAMM3R said...

24 is edited on a mac... f*ck that

pickett said...

Actually, my first episode was the finale of S1. Damn good episode, but unfortunately it ruined the surprise of Nina being a traitor when I finally got a chance to watch the rest of the season on dvd.

Chu said...

I did the math:

Seconds President Logan spent with his wife, including undressing and dressing: 52

Yes, 52. I counted `em: at 53:10 (recording time) the camera cuts away from them, then shows the clock at 6:00:00 at 54:02, for 52 seconds. When the recap of the next episode was finished and it says "the following happens between 6:00:00 AM and 7:00:00 AM", it showed them getting dressed, at 6:00:00. I do believe that's the quickest anything gets done during the entire season of 24.

pickett said...

Your forgeting that the "previously on 24" part counts as the time as well. You can see this on other episodes where the opening scene is obviously a minute or two after the closing scene (I think Tony's death is a good example)

awi said...

Is the agent who told Jack that Kim was on the phone involved in Jack's kidnapping somehow?

tw111 said...
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tw111 said...

Well, DAMMIT!

This was such a good season overall, the plot twists and shockers were outstanding. Makes this lame last-minute-afterthought Chinese thing even worse....

Gregory and Jean deserve best-supporting Emmys .

The Man said...

Chu said...
Seconds President Logan spent with his wife, including undressing and dressing: 52


He's new nickname: Minuteman.

Anonymous said...

Next Season:

It will start in a dry cleaner in Brooklyn. Audrey is running it with Chung Soo who happens to carry an Uzi and a man purse. We will learn how Jack met an old man in prison played by Jack Morita who teaches him Chinese checkers and the ancient art of disappearing. Chung Soo (Jack for those who did not get it) is so mentally destroyed that he actually thinks he is a Chinaman. Audrey wants to hold onto him and goes along with his delusion. Everything falls apart when ex-President Logan (now sitting in as Matt Lauer's replacement on the Today Show) comes in for his laundered shirts. Jack realizes exactly who he is and snaps Audreys neck with the scissors move he used on Bierko last night. And then it begins....