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Monday, February 27, 2006

24 Live Blog 4:00-5:00 P.M.

24 Live Blog 4:00-5:00 P.M.

Hello, I'm Tyler D. and I will be your live bloging monkey host tonight. I would first like to tell everyone to get those Carnival of Bauer submissions in. You can use this form to submit your entries. The Carnival will be held every Thursday so get those submissions in.

In preparation of 24, is anyone else watching Deal or no Deal? A $359,000 offer. Take it and go home. Deal! DEAL!! But that is still a 66% chance of $500,000+.

8:00 - Does anyone else giggle when the "graphic violence" warning comes on? Well, other than Wyatt?

8:03 - So we have 40 minutes before Mrs. Logan gets it.

8:05 - (FYI Blogger Stinks. The comments aren't working. At least not on my end.)

8:09 - Who is Chris Henderson? Why do I think this will start and end badly?

8:10 - Pres. Logan needs to just start sucking his thumb.

8:12 - Simple? It seems very complex to me. How do you launch a RPG at a car and only kill a few of the passengers?

8:15 - Oh, a new hottie. NOT A KIM REPLACEMENT! FIRED!! Well, that was some short lived joy.

8:18 - And how did he know Jack was behind there? Talk about some ill feelings.

On the 24 game. I bet I know how long it would take to complete.
WoW! That is a creepy Arby's commercial.

8:29 - The kill count could be HUGE on this one.

8:30 - Hobbit is freaking out! Although he did scream at the right person.

8:32 - Cola is starting a run.

8:34 - Is the Pres. looking at a picture of himself?

8:35 - I see that Mike does not agree with the president placing the blame on Mrs. Logan.

8:37 - Hobbit WARPATH!

8:38 - GO COLA GO!

8:43 - HAHA! What to do Mr. President? What to do?

8:44 - one, two, three, four, eight, nine, ten. Between typing and tring to keep track, I couldn't keep up.

Lets see we have, two motorcycle cops, two in the cars, three terrorists, the driver of limo, and...

8:53 - Is Bacardi locked in? Why yes he is. OoOoOo... and there is a bomb.

8:55 - And the great Jack Bauer survives the un-survivable.

8:59 - Two hours next week. Starting an hour earlier. AND STILL NO KIM! I swear they were lying to us.

56 comments:

Tyler D. said...
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Citizen Grim said...

Alan Colmes is the mole!!

lawhawk said...

When I think graphic violence, I think a Dark Knight comic or Frank Miller's Sin City.

This is Bauer-time.

mizerock said...

Oh I'll cover for you Chloe - if you call me "Studboy"

Brendan said...

Would anyone understand if I said “Hallowed are the Ori” with regards to the new terrorist leader?

mizerock said...

Change the route to go by some orange groves!

lawhawk said...

The comments sometimes get all screwed up - posting them out of order.

Logan's a buffoon. Why does Novic sound more Presidential than Logan?

mizerock said...

"this issue is a little above your pay grade" - Chloe needs to start borrowing withering phrases from Jodie Foster's next movie!

Tyler D. said...

Yes Brendan. I understand.

Citizen Grim said...

Who's the hottie that works across from Edgar? dang!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

lawhawk: I like the way Bauer-time
sounds!!

Give the Russians the directions to President Logan's motorcade, pleaseeeee!!!

lawhawk said...

Logan would need permission to start sucking his own thumb. He'd have to convene a focus group, ask Mrs. Logan for permission, and then second guess his decision after it was made.

Oh, and when he gets buck teeth, he'd blame the focus group for making the decision.

Citizen Grim said...

dangit!! dont fire the hottie, you fat stupid hobbittsses!!

lawhawk said...

Will someone please stop the Hobbit? Maybe get assaulted by his daughter and bf?

mizerock said...

The new hottie lasted 50x longer on-screen than McCain

lawhawk said...

We've got confirmation 11 people were killed in the mall... I guess we might have to change the dead pool winner?

Tyler D. said...

I didn't even catch that Lawhawk.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I was thinking the same thing when Jack said 11 people.

mizerock said...

I'd say that the hobbit was being comically inept, except it's not funny. He's a cariacature.

Did anyone else see the cougar in a backyard, live on Fox News this afternoon?

Brendan said...

Don’t tell me CTU is going to prevent an attack for once?

mizerock said...

No more moles - time for another Mutiny

lawhawk said...

Coke is about to start something... Maybe he's missing Bacardi...

Brendan said...

HA! I knew it was too good to be true! CTU can never solve a puzzle in time... only Jack!

lawhawk said...

Coke just came through. Classic.

Tyler D. said...

Brendan, please stop reading my mind.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Woo-hoo!!!!!! The Hobbit is mentally unfit!!!!!! Curtis saves the day!!!!!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Good one Brendan :-).

Citizen Grim said...

Flank Two is in a Section 112 provision!!

Brendan said...

You can almost hear the hobbit crying as he’s being lead away :)

Greg said...

Dammit! I wanted to see Curtis pistol whip a hobbit!

mizerock said...

Jack has been AWOL for a long time - he must have needed a week off

lawhawk said...

Whooboy...

mizerock said...

Peter Stormare Cracks Me Up - Vee Dub in Da House

Brendan said...

Noooo! We can't be without old red! How will future presidents ever survive?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Red saves the day!!!!!!! Gotta love him.

Citizen Grim said...

Mrs. Logan, Curtis, and Secret Service agent Aaron whats-his-name are rapidly becoming among my favorite characters.


and new hottie Carrie or whatever they caled her.

Brendan said...

BMW is the coolest car company EVER! ... as well as the most creepy.

mizerock said...

OMG - it's Peter Weller - Robocop! The years have not been kind

lawhawk said...

Red was shaken, but not stirred. And got to work on his own body count, including terrorist flambe... Nice.

mizerock said...

Cola: not bitter about the choke hold. Jack: not bitter about the tazer. But he might be bitter about getting locked in his own tomb ...

lawhawk said...

Peter Weller thought that he killed Jack, but Jack has more lives than a cat.

mizerock said...

KIM!!!!!!!!

Citizen Grim said...

2 hours next week!

Brendan said...

KIM!!!

Greg said...

2 full hours of a presidential fetal position.

lawhawk said...

Oh, don't even bother busting out Kim in a promo. That's. Not. Fair.

The Man doesn't like it when Kim shows her face, but not her bod. You wont like The Man getting angry....

tylercrust said...

KIM KIM KIM KIM

PoPo 101 said...

Since the hobbit and president Loser have the same profile, Logan should suffer the same treatment soon enough: get kiked out by the law itself, the good'ol security guys!

The Man said...

I just want to say that kim will be back next week.

Greg said...

This may be considered blasphemy, but I think S4GF is way hotter than Kim.

*retreats to a flank 2 position*

Timmay said...

^^^ NOOO

Who here is getting the 24 game for ps2?

I sure am.

Citizen Grim said...

I think S4GF is way hotter than Kim

yes, if you have a fetish for grotesque noses, I suppose.

Dave said...

Note to self: Do NOT go into the vault with the guy you investigated. (And avoid eating at La Marmite in Manhattan.)

Dave said...

And now, Channel 5 profiles President Logan: "Worst. Commander-in-Chief. Ever."

Louis Lombardi: "Being the man people love to hate takes solid work." And rumor has it Edgar will be getting revenge on someone who did him wrong. Note to self: do NOT take the last eclair.

Kevin said...

YOU IDIOTS (sorry) IF YOU WATCH THE PREVIEWS, KIM IS BACK ALONG WITH TONY!!!

The Man said...

The bad guys broke out a flame thrower? Classic.

Kill Count -

Remember the Mall Rats? 11 dead there

1 Limo driver
2 Cops
2 Secret Service
3 Bad Guys
= 8 Dead

1 Kim sighting.