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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Starbuck, You Ain't No Jack Bauer

Maybe you took my previous post too seriously. Maybe, you thought that by disguising yourself as a technician so you could infiltrate the space-bar where space-terrorists were holding space-hostages, you could redeem yourself from letting that snotty hotshot Kat bitchify you last week.

But, you're not Jack Bauer. Jack Bauer would have taken out every terrorist but Dana Delaney, who would then have been taken out by a back-up agent while holding a gun to Jack's head. You, on the other hand, got two marines killed, and you, personally, shot Apollo. That would be approximately like Bacardi shooting Cola.

No, Starbuck, you are not Jack Bauer.

But, I still like you ...

6 comments:

V the K said...

OK, I just wanted the excuse to put up that scrumdillyicious pic of Katee Sackhoff at the top of the page.

RFTR said...

Um.

Weird.

But SG-1 and Atlantis were pretty good last night. Tayla tried to be Jack Bauer, too... but it didn't really work.

Wyatt Earp said...

V the K - No apologies necessary. Hubba, hubba! But she still shot Apollo. Best scene: Dee is sitting at Apollo's bedside and Starbuck walks in, crying.

NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!

RFTR - If you like those shows, you'd like BSG. Trust us.

Chief_B said...

Wow- she is smokin'. She should be Rudy's bodyguard so he doesn't get pistol whipped by crackheads anymore.

Outlaw 13 said...

I like Boomer better even if she is a machine.

C.M. Burns said...

More picks of Katee Sackhoff is a good thing. And Starbuck's way hotter than Boomer. Boomer only got to fly Raptors. Starbuck learned how to drive a frakkin' Raider.