Carnival of Bauer

Blog Archive








Add to Google




24 Fanatic

Forums4Bauer

Monday, February 06, 2006

Live Blogging of 24.

As some of you know I missed last week's episode so if I act a little surprised about anything that happens this week you'll know why.

7:58 - I'm sitting here ready to blog 24.

8:02 - "The Following takes place between 1:00P.M. and 2:00P.M."

8:04 - Walt's eyes are still a little red. Poor baby.

8:05 - So Kim is comming back.

8:06 - So what is the point of playing dead if you just go back to your old job?

8:07 - Samwise Gamgee has a crack-head sister.

8:08 - 100K dead?!?!?! The death toll always has to get bigger and bigger.

8:10 - Sloppy terrorists. Jacob Rossler is a sloppy terrorist.

8:12 - Find his daughter. I knew it. Duh.

8:14 - Does anyone else like the new Xterra's?

8:17 - You tell him Mrs. Logan. He is an ass and we all know it.

8:19 - I hope that hurt. Now he is apologizing to Mike? That slap must have worked.

8:21 - I need to slow down. This isn't minute by minute blogging.

8:23 - An elite system and Spencer is in 10 seconds later?

8:24 - Wow! With a 1/5th of a second to spare.

8:26 - What were those guys thinking? Shooting at Jack is like a death wish.

8:32 - Always wear safety goggles when drilling into nerve gas containers. (RFTR says he saw McCain.)

8:35 - Oh pain. Feels sooooo good.

8:37 - Bet you a dollar, the girl blows him away before they get anything from him.

8:42 - Chloe is a tool. I kinds feel sorry for Spencer. He should find a puppy or something.

8:46- A Piñata. Death number three. (blogger can't do specials)

8:52 - Crack-Head Gamgee. That bitch.

8:54 - Hurry Audrey, I want to see Kim too.

8:55 - 5mm takes a long time. Oops he's dead.

8:56 - Back in 5 minutes? That is next week.

8:57 - NO KIM!!!??? AHHHHHHH!!!

8:58 - Hot damn, I called that play.

Death Toll - 5
2 by Jack
1 by rope
1 by Terrorist
1 by I think it was Jacks gun.

76 comments:

Citizen Grim said...

Kim is the mole!

mizerock said...

Body Count Guess: 0
Going out on a limb!

RFTR said...

Yeah, Kim is the mole. I got to her by offering her sexual favors, and she couldn't resist.

Tyler D. said...

Kim is not the mole.

lawhawk said...

Chloe, do what you do best - dial the number. And then make an excuse that there's a glitch...

Tyler D. said...

Blogger is down. I can't publish.

Tyler D. said...

nevermind.

RFTR said...

Oh, now President Weasel gets that Jack is good at his job??

WTF??

Jerminator said...

Grrrr too much Neocon BS

lawhawk said...

There's your moderate view... we'll take out the Americans even though the Russians are the real enemies.

And Samwise has a daughter who is actually in worse shape than Kim Bauer. /in more ways than one...

RFTR said...

Samwise has a junkie sister?

Methinks we're about to see another mole develop...

mizerock said...

Call the Pretender!

lawhawk said...

North Figeuroa? A penthouse? Jacob Rossler.

Jerminator said...

Is that Chancelor Vallorum?

lawhawk said...

Up to a million people Tyler... as an afterthought no less..

lawhawk said...

Oh jeez. Calling Kim into CTU? That's a bad move. Real.Bad.Move.

And once again, Jack's weakness is exposing the world to all manner of horror.

Tyler D. said...

he said hundreds of thousands.

lawhawk said...

What's next, CTU faces SPECTRE? Or Dr. Evil?

Citizen Grim said...

Kim will be back before the next commercial break!!

The Man said...

Is Samwise's sister "Honey Bear" from Pulp Fiction? Someone should check and see if she has a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fucker" on it.

The Man said...

"Bill we are running out of time"

Everyone drink!

The Man said...

Should I go ahead and state the obvious? They can trace a call in under 30 seconds and Jack Bauer got airborne in a helicopter in about 2 minutes.

Anyone remember the first hour when it took him longer than 15 seconds to just start up the helicopter?

RFTR said...

Is it just me or is Chloe getting worse and worse at acting?

Seriously, the actress isn't credible at all...

The Man said...

People will not stand being lied to....who is writing this crap?

Tyler D. said...

Almost every republish is comming back in an error. It is making me slow.

MagusG said...

Bicardi and Cola.... They get the job done.

mizerock said...

The President and the First Lady are a team again! I'm gonna cry...

The writers must be laughing their asses off about how they are portraying the politics of this season! 180 degrees from what was expected ... So Far

lawhawk said...

We've got 2 dead. And counting.

The Man said...

1 - Security guard - Jack
2 - Security guard - Jack

Curtis took a slug, but he's cool

The Man said...

"Bicardi and Cola" That was my suggestion. Classic.

Gun nuts: Could Curtis pop back up after taking a shot to the chest like that?

Citizen Grim said...

someone with Tivo needs to take a screenshot of the moment right after President Logan gets slapped, cuz his eyes bugged out - it looked hilarious!

The Man said...

What is the deal with the Russian babe with the shiner?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Finally, someone slapped President Weasal. I wish it could've been me :-).

RFTR said...

I saw McCain. He was top-left while the clock was on the screen...

Brendan said...

Don't let that chick go! she's not the sex slave, he is! she's just the mastermind!

lawhawk said...

Puncturing the inner lining will not be good. It will be bad. Real bad, but I can't say that with a straight face. So instead, I will talk with funny accent.

Brendan said...

That wasn't a very satisfying first scream

lawhawk said...

Oh, Rossler's trying to lawyer up against Jack? Are you kidding me? Jack's got a new boytoy.

RFTR said...

Too many ads.

The Man said...

Torture Time!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Loved this line:
"Trust me, you don't want to go down this road with me."---Classic Jack Bauer

Citizen Grim said...

So what exactly is Curtis doing that's making the wet, splintery sound?

Jo said...

Jack -- forget about Kim PLEASE!!!

Citizen Grim said...

Did McCain tell Samwise to stop Jack from torturing

It's McCain. of course he did.

The Man said...

Did McCain tell Samwise to stop Jack from torturing Sean Connery?

RFTR said...

No, he handed a folder to Audrey and then walked off screen.

It was pretty lame. I'll bet the I know what was in the folder, though... pictures... like... this one.

Citizen Grim said...

Edgar is the mole! that bastard!

The Man said...

Look at Edgar smirk. That Fat Bastard!

RFTR said...

If by "mole" you mean "guy that's trying to get into Chloe's pants," then yes, Edgar is the mole.

Brendan said...

Edgar's gonna get some!

The Man said...

3 - Cummings - Hung

lawhawk said...

And why was that guy left alone? Hmmm?

RFTR said...

3 dead and counting...

Two guards, 1 traitor.

The Man said...

Just goes to show....when the pressure is on, The Patriots choke.

RFTR said...

lawhawk, he wasn't alone... Mike was with him the whole time...

hmmmmmmmmmm...

Anyone else thinking fake suicide?

Anyone else thinking that President Weasel is going to return to his true form and fire Mike?

The Man said...

WHERE IS KIM BAUER....

The 15 year old Russian prostitute is not going to hack it.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Shut-up Edgar!! :-)

Brendan said...

I'm with rftr... how does a man who should be under guard hang himself, let alone in a seemingly open area

Brendan said...

Yea... nothing ever goes good when someone calls a their friend or relitiave who works at CTU... that's what you get for caring samwise!

lawhawk said...

rftr: didn't see that...

Novic is not only the mole, but the mastermind of the whole shebangy...

Or, simply executing justice Bauer-style?

RFTR said...

That's 4...

The Man said...

4 - Shop Guy - Gun shot

Brendan said...

Time for hanging #2? na... she's more of a wrist slitter me thinks.

lawhawk said...

Another one bites the dust - that's 4...

RFTR said...

That's 5, saw that coming too...

RFTR said...

Oh, and Tyler called it...

The Man said...

5 - Sean Connery - Prostitute gun shot

RFTR said...

"Let them release the gas???"

WHAT??!!!

lawhawk said...

Ouchie... that's gonna leave a mark.

Someone hire that gal for CTU. She can shoot.

The Man said...

Channel 5 news is reporting that they have made changes to the plot for 24.

One change I do not like is not having Kim Bauer....

Citizen Grim said...

bah! how did that crazy chick get a gun? dont they have background checks in Kiev?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Dangit!!!!! I guessed 4 and I thought I had it until the last second. Ugh........

mizerock said...

I'm feeling really teased about this whole Kim thing.

Tyler D. said...

Did she use Jacks gun?

The Man said...

Samwise's sister is the chick from Pulp Fiction.

It's Honey Bunny.

RFTR said...

I'm feeling teased about the whole Kim thing too, but she'll be back next week.

And in the meantime, I have good news...

...I just saved a bunch of money on car insur—no, that's not right... what was it again? Oh, yeah...

...until she shows up again, I'll keep posting hot pictures of her expected return.