"It's not you, Sid. It's me."
Sid, I wish I knew how to quit you.
Jack Bauer prepares to use a variation of the "Hertz Donut" known as the "Die!youeggsuckingratbastard!Die
"You're right, Jack, heroin is awesome..."
"I swear Jack, I don't know where they're hiding your hairline."
You can do what you want with me Jack....I still think Mr. Eko can kick your ass anyday.
"I Love you Jack. You are so beautiful."
"Farewell, Bauer! Go to Minas Tirith and save my people! I have failed.""No!" said Bauer, taking his hand and kissing his brow. "You have conquered. Few have gained such a victory. Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall!"
"I just wanted you to know - before I cut your fu!*g eyeball out, I'm going to make you listen to Audrey Raines plead with me not to...Then I'll do it anyway.By the way, bon appetit!"
"Hey! Guys! We have a terrorist incident to deal with. Stop acting out John Hurt's death scene from Alien."
You saw what I did to the groundhog and Giamatti. Do you really think I wouldn't raise your head in glee like Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat? Fatality...
"All around the president's lair,Jack Bauer chased the weasel.The weasel thought it was all in fun, Pop, goes the eyeball!"
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