"Gary Glitter is in the food court. Quick, put this mask on."
We don't have time to find your mommy, now put on the gas mask and quit your crying.
"Now little girl, this is what we call the gas mask bong, close your eyes and take a DEEEP hit..."
But sir, a gas mask sized for an adult man won't work on a little girl and besides nerve gas kills on skin contact so we're both dead anyway.
Jack Bauer wants you to put on this mask.Do I need to show you what Jack Bauer does to people who don't listen?
Scott Ritter tries erotic asphyxiation.
"Well, if you weren't so ugly, you wouldn't have to put on a mask to eat with the family."
Don't worry.Once Michael Moore leaves the smell will be gone.
Today was a bad day to give up heroin. And qualudes. And mescaline. Damnit, give me back that mask.I told you that letting Edgar near the Taco Bell was a really bad idea.
Don't worry, weaponized nerve gas won't hurt me... it's what happens when my pee vaporizes after I too much asparagus
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