During the State of the Union, President Bush exposed a secret from deep inside CTU. Jack Bauer is a human-animal hybrid, developed in a lab to protect us from evil. And you wonder why Jack never stops killing to pee, he's bred not to. Ethical issues you say? Since when did we start caring about moral issues when Jack has already broken like 7 of the 10 Commandments?
Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research: human cloning in all its forms, creating or implanting embryos for experiments, creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. Human life is a gift from our Creator -- and that gift should never be discarded, devalued or put up for sale. (applause)Before President Bush puts an end to the practice of making Hybrid-Humans, he should crank out a few more Jacks and another Kim, but no more Edgars. Just don't tell the Chinese.
I also posted on this at my other site.
3 comments:
Only one more Kim?? What, are you nuts? I need at least 3... and that's just for me.
You run into the problem of each subsequent clone will not be as smart as the last. That would not be a problem with the multiple Jack Bauers, but Kim would be another story altogether.
No prob, the first Kim's IQ is near zero, so subsequent Kims have nothing to substract from, they all will created as smart as the original one.
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