Liveblogging 2am - 3am
Hello again! My name is Wyatt Earp of Support Your Local Gunfighter, and I (once again) will be your liveblogging host for the evening. Feel free to stop by the ole blog after you witness the carnage I spew forth in the next hour. I could really use the traffic. And away we go . . .
2:00am - I sure hope they pressurize that luggage compartment. That's right, Bill. Send Chloe to some seedy hotel. Bill killed a hooker there once.
2:05am - Since when did David Alan Grier get a job at DHS? "Hated it!"
2:06am - That is the cleanest police car I have ever seen in my life. You should check out the ones we have in Philly. Blecch!
2:07am - For those of you who don't know, that is The Man sitting at the bar making googly eyes at Chloe. Good for you, TM!
2:10am - Commercial Break! Anyone else bored to tears yet? If you think I am lousy at this, you should check out SYLG. Heh. This is my fourth installment of Liveblogging, and I just wanted to ask if we are seeing the same commercials? Philly has had a McDonald's, a Verizon, and a Midas. All suck.
2:14am - Oh please, no one from the German government can be evil! What's that Adolf? Oh, never mind. What an uber-idiot: he fell for the ole American Choke Hold. Don't they have wrestling in the Fatherland?
2:15am - Martha, Martha, Martha! Don't bother with No-Neck. he doesn't like you as much as Aaron does . . . or did.
2:19am - Does anyone recognize earphone guy? He was one of the gang members in the original Robocop if I'm not mistaken. The guy who blew up the car with the ridiculously large gun and yelled, "I LIKE IT!!!"
2:20am - Logan's marriage is a facade he must keep up as long as he is President. Just like The Clintons!!! HA!
2:23am - Yeah, Jack. Fire a round inside a pressurized plane. Hasn't he ever seen Goldfinger? How funny will it be if the passengers rush Jack a la United 93?
2:25am - Commercial Break! Nissan commercial asking what would happen if you took a trip consisting of only left turns. You'd be at Talladega, babe!
2:26am - Am I still posting, I can't pull up B4B now. Frakkin' Blogger!
2:28am - Martha pulling a Marilyn Monroe. That's hot. I know I always down my cholesterol medicine with a nice Chianti. (Insert Hannibal Lecter noise here.)
2:31am - If CTU can patch themselves in to an airliner, can they tell them to step on the gas when I go to Arizona? And score one for Chloe! Maybe that's why she never gets any "action?"
2:35am - OH, GIVE ME A FRAKKIN' BREAK!!! HE'S MANIPULATING THE RUDDERS NOW???
2:36am - Will someone please shoot this pilot. Karen Valentine can land it like she did in Airport '77.
2:39am - Commercial Break! Everyone head to the can in an orderly fashion. On a more pleasant subject, Prison Break kicked arse tonight.
2:43am - And we're back! Now Mr. Bauer, did you order the chicken or the fish?
2:45am - If I ever see the actor that plays Miles, he's getting serious police brutality!
2:46am - They should have used Henderson for Logan's line. "Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" Played us all for fools? Um, Logan, I think you have done a fine job of that yourself. Ass.
2:49am - Commercial Break! Time for me to run a spell check! Anyone else think that that guy Taylor from American Idol is about 100 years old?
2:54am - Damned co-pilot. If God were their co-pilot, this would have never happened!
2:56am - Let the autopilot fly the plane! Just hope he doesn't blow a leak! (Just my $0.02, but this is the worst episode of 24 . . . ever! I'm struggling not to yawn here.)
2:58am - Bye, bye, Martha!
3:00am - Oh great, next week's Liveblogger will get the fighter jets vs airliner episode. Crud.
Post-script - In my humble opinion, 24 has "Jumped the Shark." There is no way you can have two episodes inside a plane. No way. But, I may just be tired and cranky. Thanks for tuning in! I'm out; enjoy A Flock of Seagulls!