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Friday, January 26, 2007

24 Caption Contest


Caption this scene. Post your captions in the comments.

37 comments:

Jack Bauer said...

Who does #2 work for?

mrlk said...

my name IS jermaine jackson - honestly.....

Greg said...

"Hussein is an African name! No, really!"

The Man said...

I flushed I swear I really did!!!
-But did you wash your hands? Did you?
NOOOOOOO

V the K said...

"Oh, here, let me get that. I just know we're going to be late for church."

V the K said...

"Can't ya see I'm just tryin' to tell ya that I love ya?"

"You can have my lunch money, just don't soil my dickie."

"It's my flight or fight reaction ... threaten me, and I pee..."

"Ow! Careful my nipple piercing."

Ched said...

You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.

amish said...

"Seriously guys, I don't think the urinal is gonna cut it this time..."

Johnny Park said...

Help, Neo! The agents got me!

fmragtops said...

You lucky he's holding me back, cracka ass cracka!

lawhawk said...

You saw what we did to The Man when he said he'd quit. So, cooperate or else.

I don't know where Morpheus is, and frankly don't care. I'm the one with Jada and I like it like that.

I've heard that Agent Smith bit before. You're no Agent Smith.

The Man said...

Damn you CNN....It's O-B-A-M-A not O-S-A-M-A. Damn you to hell.

Trench said...

You've got ring around the collar.

Reeclm said...

No swirlies! No swirlies! I'll do whatever you want, just no swirlies!!!

Jeff said...

yeah i gave it to yo mama.....fool!!!

Jeff

Tyler D. said...

My teeth are fine, look!

Adam said...

"I told you for the last time, I promise that I will not watch 'Heroes' when 24 is on!"

Adam said...

"I didn't vote for Wayne Palmer either. I don't know how he got elected!!!"

Adam said...

"Please, save me from that crazy Palmer woman. She thinks she's a Muslim!"

Andy from Beaverton said...

“Dirka-dirka, Muhammad, Muhammad jihad"

NDwalters said...

No! No! Not the Chocolate Swirlie! Anything but that! Noooooo!

OR

What do you mean there's no toilet paper? What the F am I supposed to wipe my aa........ewwwwww!

MediaShuffle said...

No don't make me....don't make me go back to that woman....not the Presidents sister.

Anonymous said...

I already told you, the Colts will win the Super Bowl

USpace said...

OK guys, let's make it look good, we must fool these terrorist monkees...

Anonymous said...

I DON'T WANNA be a pirate !!

Johnnie said...

No, I really do love Oprah.

Johnnie said...

No, I really do love Oprah.

Victoria said...

You WILL run for President Obama, and you WILL LOSE!!

Adam said...

"Han! HAN! There's still a chance to SAVE HAN!"

Buffalo Bill said...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!

Chip Douglas said...

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.

D.V. said...

Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.

Chandler1525 said...

Damnit Morpheus! I don't belive in this "One" crap!

rightismight said...

...but but they dared me to pitch a loaf in the corner! I didn't want to do it...but they dared me!

Kyle said...

Look, I already told the President I never TOUCHED his sister!

jackscrackergirl said...

I washed my hands..I swear it! No, I am NOT related to Oprah! I can't get you tickets to the show!

CANTSTANDYA said...

I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!