Who does #2 work for?
my name IS jermaine jackson - honestly.....
"Hussein is an African name! No, really!"
I flushed I swear I really did!!!-But did you wash your hands? Did you?NOOOOOOO
"Oh, here, let me get that. I just know we're going to be late for church."
"Can't ya see I'm just tryin' to tell ya that I love ya?" "You can have my lunch money, just don't soil my dickie." "It's my flight or fight reaction ... threaten me, and I pee...""Ow! Careful my nipple piercing."
You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.
"Seriously guys, I don't think the urinal is gonna cut it this time..."
Help, Neo! The agents got me!
You lucky he's holding me back, cracka ass cracka!
You saw what we did to The Man when he said he'd quit. So, cooperate or else.I don't know where Morpheus is, and frankly don't care. I'm the one with Jada and I like it like that.I've heard that Agent Smith bit before. You're no Agent Smith.
Damn you CNN....It's O-B-A-M-A not O-S-A-M-A. Damn you to hell.
You've got ring around the collar.
No swirlies! No swirlies! I'll do whatever you want, just no swirlies!!!
yeah i gave it to yo mama.....fool!!!Jeff
My teeth are fine, look!
"I told you for the last time, I promise that I will not watch 'Heroes' when 24 is on!"
"I didn't vote for Wayne Palmer either. I don't know how he got elected!!!"
"Please, save me from that crazy Palmer woman. She thinks she's a Muslim!"
“Dirka-dirka, Muhammad, Muhammad jihad"
No! No! Not the Chocolate Swirlie! Anything but that! Noooooo!ORWhat do you mean there's no toilet paper? What the F am I supposed to wipe my aa........ewwwwww!
No don't make me....don't make me go back to that woman....not the Presidents sister.
I already told you, the Colts will win the Super Bowl
OK guys, let's make it look good, we must fool these terrorist monkees...
I DON'T WANNA be a pirate !!
No, I really do love Oprah.
You WILL run for President Obama, and you WILL LOSE!!
"Han! HAN! There's still a chance to SAVE HAN!"
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.
Damnit Morpheus! I don't belive in this "One" crap!
...but but they dared me to pitch a loaf in the corner! I didn't want to do it...but they dared me!
Look, I already told the President I never TOUCHED his sister!
I washed my hands..I swear it! No, I am NOT related to Oprah! I can't get you tickets to the show!
I WAS IN THE POOL!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
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