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Monday, January 15, 2007

24 LiveBlog - 8:00 A.M. - 10:00 A.M.

Hello once again to Blogs 4 Bauer. This is the second night of the season premiere. I will be live blogging both hours in this post.

Who am I you ask? Just the one and only Tyler D. You may remember me from those "filler" episodes that I managed to live blog last season. (Eight of them...) I promise you tonights show WILL NOT SUCK!
I've already seen it : )

LETS GET THIS STARTED!!!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 8:00 - 9:00 A.M.

8:02 -

I wonder how much Toyota had to pay to get the Yaris in?

8:05 -

No. Mr. President it... Wait, I can't give out spoilers. :-)

8:07 -

Is Morris perfect for Chloe? I could only dream of being so sarcastic.

8:10 -

GTA MOTHER F&%$*R!!!

BOOM! (I've always wanted to do that.)

Lets make sure everyone in the audience notices that Toyota emblem.

8:14 -

HOSTAGES FTW! I swear there is always a group of people in the wrong place at the right time.

How can you see anyone? Your losing blood at a substantial rate. If it is on the floor, your brain sure as hell isn't getting it....

8:20 -

Reconnected with Bauer? What is he a Cyborg?

Make the wrong call there Mr. President.

8:23 -

BACARDI & COLA. THEY GET THE JOB DONE!

8:25 -

I would have at least spit in the glass of water. A big snotty one.

8:27 -

Prison Break is coming back!!

8:30 -

Does the prison Sgt. have the hots for that terrorist?

8:32 -

That F.B.I. agent looks like someone who died last season. I don't think he was shot, but blown up.

CAVITY SEARCH!!!

8:38 -

Who is going to see 300? I sure am. IT IS GOING TO ROCK!!

And Back to the Yaris show.

8:40 -

Cola looks to have "kick ass" on full tilt.

8:41 -

Jack may have lost the force in getting those terrorists bastards to talk, but Assad has proven himself worthy. Well, in getting them to talk at least.

Wow, what a "for show" explosion. That wasn't C4. Although I don't think C4 can be triggered unless it has an electric fuse.

8:44 -

Sgt. is still eye-balling Mr. Terrorist.

8:45 -

An Allstate commercial. Funny.

8:48 -

The show is running about 5 minutes ahead. Remember, only half is in the box.

Dude, write him a check and BE GONE! Don't cry over it. You could always beat him to death with a lamp....

Scrambled eggs I guess.

8:55 -

Namir, is GONE! Who'd ua thunk it? NUmair? Newmear?


That is it for hour three. I need another drink and be back in time for hour four!!!

OKAY BACK!!

THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9:00 - 10:00 A.M.

9:00 -

A PLOY?!?!? DURRRRRRRRR!

9:03 -

"Your Upset!?" One hell of an understatement.

NUKE! > 100,000+ people.

9:05 -

Numair crossed the CITY in 5 minutes on FOOT?!?!

9:10 -

351 Old Mill R.d. Valencia. Could there be a nuke there? QUICK someone Google earth it. I can't find it.

9:15 -

Tabs and tables? Is Excel that necessary?

9:20 -

24- Making political meetings exciting since....

9:22 -

Cola's eyes are about to pop out.

9:25 -

DURKA! DURKA!?

9:25 -

Smart there guy. INSULT the guys with the guns and the NUKE!

9:28 -

BYE BYE SCOTT! (maybe)

9:30 -

ON DVD TOMORROW!?!?! What did I watch last week? Sheesh.

9:30 -



9:35 -

ALive? Awww.

He DID get the address right.

9:40 -

I watch House too. :)

I'm working on screen shots... bear with me.

9:45 -

COLA WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?

9:50 -

OMG! Here it comes!

COLA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!





9:55 -

Uh Oh.

LoL Nuke!


HOW IS THAT FOR A KILL COUNT!





I tried with the screen shots. Who knew nukes could be fun?

10:00 -

Well that was fun. I hope everyone enjoyed.

254 comments:

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The Man said...

Jack Bauer cries....

Tyler D. said...

indeed.

Simply Kimberly said...

So, is Jack's head turning downwards in the opening promo meant to convey that he is a broken man now?

Anonymous said...

Boy those little euro-weenie electro cars can move, eh?

The Man said...

St. Louis? Not my hometown. Those bastards.

tuffbeingright said...

testing...

tuffbeingright said...

Here we go.. "cease-fires" from muslims can mean only one thing...

al said...

Is anyone else having issues reading the yellow text on the main page?

Anonymous said...

ep 4 may be the single best episode of 24 evah

The Man said...

Jack Bauer is hitting traffic?

lawhawk said...

Al Bundy giving lip. Nice to see that CTU is working smoothly these days.

tuffbeingright said...

Did every guy working at CTU get a visit from the "Queer Eye" guys???

I miss truffle-shuffle.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I'm trying to decide if Wayne Palmer is a good president or not but compared to Logan ANYONE is better!!

The Man said...

Bacardi and Cola is back!

Leslie D. said...

Ok, I'm finally set up, what did I miss??

Simply Kimberly said...

Whoot! Curtis just asked the most important question. We are working with a terrorist?

Simply Kimberly said...

It's the Bauer/Bashir road rage comedy act!

lawhawk said...

Jack is moving faster than the satellites. Here comes Coke to help Bacardi. And Bacardi doesn't like that Bashir may be helping.


And like that, Bashir is back in with the terrorists. Nice.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Traffic incident, yah!!!

Leslie D. said...

What a traitor, like we didn't see that coming.

lawhawk said...

Well, this is interesting - terrorists making demands to release terrorist detainees or else more terrorism is committed. Who would have seen that coming... or that Kumar would take a family hostage.

Steve said...

Why do all the teenagers in peril have long floppy hair and pout with helpless look on their face? (See last season for first example)

The Man said...

White Castle is a very lame bad guy.

Leslie D. said...

Alright Tyler D. what's in the package?

tuffbeingright said...

this scenario is why all law abiding citizens need a 12g in their bedroom closet :)

The Man said...

My dog just went apeshit over that Firedog commercial...

The Man said...

Come on Tyler... a little hint...

tuffbeingright said...

>>what's in the package?

weed. lots of weed.

Simply Kimberly said...

ixnay on the oilerspays. Please!

bRight & Early said...

Yeah, well my dog left his ape on the back porch 'cause I didn't get up to let him out quick enough.

Tyler D. said...

Half in in the box.

Only half....

tuffbeingright said...

Some guys at CTU simply should not grow a moustache.

The Man said...

That last commercial break would have been a great time for one of Palmer's AllState commercials.

tuffbeingright said...

Releasing all those 'freedom fighters' will ensure season 7 thru season 129 will have plenty of legs.

lawhawk said...

The circle is now complete. Bacardi and Coke. Perfect together.

The Man said...

Did someone order a Bacardi and cola?

bRight & Early said...

A very short Bacardi and Cola tender moment.

The Man said...

The last time Curtis was in a car with Jack...Jack cajacked him.

Simply Kimberly said...

Diet Cola looks like he is about to break.

And Cola is rocking with the questions tonight! I hope he goes rogue on Bashir later in the day.

tuffbeingright said...

"we'll see..."

YEA! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!

lawhawk said...

Coke is definitely thinking about plugging a cap in Bashir first chance he gets.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Friction between Bacardi & Cola!

bRight & Early said...

He should have just said, "Would you give me something to knock me out."

Leslie D. said...

Give him some nyquill!!!!

lawhawk said...

Looks like this is one terrorist who's writing checks his body can't cash. All they have to do is simply outlast the guy losing blood. With LA traffic, shouldn't be that long.

Timmay said...

I wouldve stabbed him

The Man said...

Give him a dirty glass. That would teach that terrorist bastard.

Anonymous said...

When is Jack going to be reinstated on a "provisional basis"? Surely his kill license would have expired within the last 2 years.

The Man said...

Prison Break is some great TV. Monday nights are so screwed.

The Man said...

Santa Claus is a terrorist?

tuffbeingright said...

"well, somebody has to!" typical ACLU lawyer crap...

lawhawk said...

And the ghost of Sherry Palmer lingers...

Leslie D. said...

I wouldn't let my brother talk to me that way, even if he is the President.

Simply Kimberly said...

FOX is going to own my Monday's from now til May.

PB looks like it is going to ascend to Jack Bauer level of kick ass television.

tuffbeingright said...

all miss palmer needs is a cynthia mc haircut...

Steve said...

Deleted files? Doesn't anyone perform backups?

I would hate to have to be behind the counter when Ms. Palmer returns Christmas gifts at Target.

She will always get her money back or she will call the President.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Good call Lawhawk!!

The Man:
Make sure you join us liveblogging at Prisonbreak central every week too!! That goes for all the other prison break fans also. Wyatt isn't here so I have to do all the shameless plugging ;-)!!

tuffbeingright said...

SWEEET! The head of CAIR-fox gets it in the ribs...

*sigh* if only....

lawhawk said...

I wanna see 300 just because of the soundtrack... and because there were folks back then who would have made Jack Bauer proud.

Tyler D. said...

300 is going to ROCK!!!!!

Simply Kimberly said...

Please let a stray bullet (or not so stray) take out little sister.

She is making my head hurt already.

I propose we name her Dee after Dee in What's Happening. There was another annoying little sister!

OhioGuy28 said...

These commercial breaks are coming a bit too fast this evening... you'd think we were watching Lost.

The Man said...

Walid was on Commander in Chief. That is before it was canned.

tuffbeingright said...

I fully expect "300" to suck - along the lines of "Alexander" (no pun intended)

The Man said...

Was that a Palmer for President bumper sticker on the Yaris?

Steve said...

"You mean like I am doing already?" is the official "Chloe Response".

lawhawk said...

Spidey senses are tingling. I feel the pyro team getting itchy trigger fingers.

Tyler D. said...

Bumper sticker? I'll look after the show.

bRight & Early said...

"Get the information through interrogation" = Stab him somewhere that hurts.

lawhawk said...

Shoot the plane down.. claim it was engine trouble. Who would know - other than the 9/11 conspiracy freaks (wait, that's what they think happened in the first place)...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Why doesn't anyone ever listen to Jack???????

The Man said...

Jack really should have been the pilot on that plane. George Mason and others can attest to his piloting skills.

The Man said...

Talk about "snakes on a plane"

Leslie D. said...

Hmmm....What's in that case?

lawhawk said...

Oh, and no one bothers to check the back of the bus to make sure all the detainees are off? Nice protocols there.

The Man said...

PRESIDENT PALMER IS BACK ON ALLSTATE!!!!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Tyler:
Thanks for the link to Prison break Central!!!!

Leslie D. said...

I like the VW better than the Yaris.

bRight & Early said...

Not much time to get that Kill Counter to edge upward.

tuffbeingright said...

take the cash, buy a gun, and get home you IDIOT!!!

Tyler D. said...

B&E (HAHA! B&E!!!)

Wait until hour 4....

Leslie D. said...

Kill counter +1

lawhawk said...

The things you do for family...

The Man said...

All that for a black box for pirated cable? White Castle must really want free HBO

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

The white guy is an idiot. Why didn't he do that to the terrorist instead of that guy? aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!

The Man said...

Leslie

Only Jack kills count

Simply Kimberly said...

Cola is on da fire tonight.

Leslie D. said...

They all look alike!!

The Man said...

Mole on the bus....

lawhawk said...

And we have a Jeremy Piven sighting...

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I think we should have a mole counter, sheesh!!

Leslie D. said...

Hahaha, Oh. Tyler didn't explain that to me. LOL

tuffbeingright said...

lawhawk said:

>>the things you do for you family


...it's a shame thinking and defending them aren't 2 of them.

Citizen Grim said...

Not looking too good for Mr. Gitmo guard.

And yes, 300 is indeed going to rock.

The Man said...

Tyler - This has to be really boring for you...only the commercials are new.

The Man said...

Leslie D

We don't have enough fingers for counting the bodies this season.

Legalbgl said...

How come they haven't killed any red shirts yet?

lawhawk said...

I think I've seen this episode before. Con Air I think.

Or was it The Rock.

Leslie D. said...

Yeah, Tyler told me about that. I've heard you will need to use your toes, also!

The Man said...

That guard is Tiger Woods.

Steve said...

Prepare for the best hour of 24. EVER.

Hour 4 is going to change everything.

Simply Kimberly said...

The red shirt advocacy groups protested the unfair treatment of the red shirts. So, they are easing up on portraying them as easily expendable to boost the body count totals.

lawhawk said...

Faster, better, stronger? Oh wait, that was Six Million Dollar Man. Where's Lee Majors when we need him.

Leslie D. said...

100,000?!?! So, this is the nuke Tyler foresaw.

lawhawk said...

First reasonable thing Palmer has said in this entire season.

Get me Jack Bauer.

bRight & Early said...

Chiggy Killer is not happy.

The Man said...

Storage unit number? 24

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Hundreds of thousands are going to die! Solution=Get me Jack Bauer, immediately!!!!!!

Simply Kimberly said...

I think I am a little in love with Cola!

tuffbeingright said...

I sense a can of whoop-ass being opened.

Tyler D. said...

Leslie, SHADDUP!!!

Legalbgl said...

Umm, suitcase bomb at CTU? Red Shirts gonna die!

tuffbeingright said...

Jack should have made Curtis say "yes sir!"

The Man said...

Crossing the city, changing clothes...this Jermey Piven is quicker than Bauer. Can it be?

Leslie D. said...

Finally, use his stuff against him!!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Call the police, idiot!!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

by virtue of the fact he found a payphone, you know this is make-believe

lawhawk said...

Isn't there some law enforcement team that handles these kinds of situations that Kumar and the silly family are in? FBI, HRT, Standoff?

I'm sure that Ron Livingston could talk Kumar out. Either that, or make him read lots of TPS reports.

Leslie D. said...

Uh oh!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

The women are always smarter!!!!!!!

Simply Kimberly said...

Go Soccer Mom!

The Man said...

....and you see why we decided to only count Jack kills this season. I hated building the Kill Counter tables for 300 people last season. Imagine creating a site for 135,383 people that will die this season.

Plus, I'd have to give a kill counter slot to that Volkswagon Jetta driving douchebag.

The Man said...

Click Here for the complete kill counter from last season.

OhioGuy28 said...

Chiggy is rapidly approaching soul patch status

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Fighting over Chloe, thats a new one!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

so this whole thing is about screwing chloe??

must be.

The Man said...

Spenser Wolff, Edgar, Milo, and Morris? Chloe needs to get out and date some non-CTU men.

Simply Kimberly said...

Okay the penis waving between Milo and Morris is getting on my nerves.

And now we get to the reason!

Chloe is the prize. Snarkasm is sexay!

Tyler D. said...

Or Download the kill counter from here.

The Man said...

Bacardi and Cola goes well with White Castle.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Dave Barry is calling the white house aide the weenie from Ally McBeal. Sounds like a good enough nickname as any ;-)!!

Johnny Park said...

Cola is going to snap.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

There is definitely something personal between Assad and Chiggy Killer.

Simply Kimberly said...

I am totally feeling what Cola is putting down.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

The palmer chic is definitely Sherry Palmer's evil twin.

lawhawk said...

Okay, that's not what Bauer had in mind...

Giving the terrorists exactly what they want? Would that include releasing hundreds of them because the terrorists threaten to blow stuff up?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Or a major pain in the butt, either way she's totally annoying!!

Teacher Tori said...

Marcee Tidwell (Rod's wife in Jerry Maguire) aka. Ms. Palmer is annoying the hell out of me. what a commie bastard.

Simply Kimberly said...

I am telling you that Sandra = Dee from What's Happening!

Leslie D. said...

I bet........he dies.

lawhawk said...

CAIR dude (aka Obama?) realizes that there are bad dudes in the world. And he's right smack in the middle of them.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

How many times do I have to repeat that this guy is an idiot?? He's begging a terrorist to spare his son!!

Teacher Tori said...

that does look like Obama, so that shall be his name. and marcee tidwell will be palmers new name....in my world anyways

The Man said...

30 minutes left and I have Jack down for 15 points. Come on Tyler...am I going to score 15 points?

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Tori:
I agree and its sad because I loved her in Jerry McGuire and Enemy of the State, ugh.......

bRight & Early said...

Spare my son! I Voted for Kerry!

Teacher Tori said...

i'm sorry but that family is pathetic. that's why law abiding citizens need a gun in the house.

OR the mom should have told the police to sniper kumar through the window! stupid. No way Kumar would take me down.

And why the hell didn't the dad take the gun?

bRight & Early said...

DVD released tomorrow?

Simply Kimberly said...

FOX promotes 24 like no other show has ever been promoted.

Daniel said...

So help me, if the Biscuit is a mole I'm quitting this season early.

Negotiating with terrorists is moronic, but if I knew someone who was whisked away to be held indefinately, without access to an attorney, at the whim of clown - I'd be a lot more shrill than Dee. Unless Jack Bauer told me it was OK.

Leslie D. said...

Here comes Jack! Somebody's gonna die!

lawhawk said...

You want body count? Let's get some right here.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Run dummy!!!!!

Teacher Tori said...

shank him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steve said...

Kumar is SO DEAD.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

See if it hadn't been for the smart mom the kid would've been dead.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

The dad is still an idiot though!!

Simply Kimberly said...

The kid totally got the Soccer Mom smart genes.

The Man said...

15 minutes... Jack has time to get to Valencia and do some damage.

Daniel said...

The Captial One family is distantly related to a South America tribe? Interesting. I guess using Africans would have been "offensive"

Anonymous said...

Ok kids. Get ready to catch your jaws as the hit the floor in the next 15 minutes.

The Man said...

Daniel-
Captial One should incorporate Jack Bauer into one of their commercials.

Leslie D. said...
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Leslie D. said...

House > 24.

The Man said...

Make your guesses:

I say Cutris dies.

Simply Kimberly said...

Aw! How cute - a Scientology commericial!

Daniel said...

I said, WHAT'S IN YOUR GODDAMN WALLET, scumbag?

-take it all, just don't kill me!

Leslie D. said...

We've found it, but we can't stop it.

Simply Kimberly said...

leslie is smoking da crack!

No freaking way is House > 24.

RandomDan said...

Too bad they killed Taj Mahal Badalandabad.

Tyler D. said...

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA > ALL TV!!!

Leslie D. said...

House is so good, they only show it once a month! 24 = American Idol.

HA!

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Why hasn't Chloe figured out the connection between chiggy killer and Assad yet? Its got to be good!!!

RandomDan said...

Mortally wounded Taj Mahal Badalandabad.

Daniel said...

The beef between Cola & Bashir? They both slept with Chloe.

Steve said...

Oh SNAP!

Cola is about to go nuclear on Bashir.

Legalbgl said...

Come on, 4 hours of 24 on DVD available tomorrow...what kind of BS is that? Capitalisim at its best.

lawhawk said...

So, there's our backstory... and Curtis is about to get medieval on Bashir.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

This isn't going to end well.

Leslie D. said...

*Tear*

Steve said...

Don't do it Jack.

Oh crap, he is gonna do it.

Oh crap! He did it!

He killed Curtis!!!

tuffbeingright said...

WOW! What a shot!

lawhawk said...

He had to go kill Curtis. That is so not cool.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

HOw many years of therapy does Jack already need and this just added 10 more.

Teacher Tori said...

holy shit, jack still has it in him

Simply Kimberly said...

WTH?

The world is upside down!

RT said...

Oh SNAP and DAMN!

Legalbgl said...

Didn't Curtis kick Jacks ass in a fight 2 seasons ago...payback? Come on, Jack could have shot to wound...he is an expert marksman.

Steve said...

Listen to that music. Beautiful.

We are not out of the woods yet kids....

Kiefer deserves an emmy. Right now. No waiting!

Leslie D. said...

You're done? The season just started?!?!

lawhawk said...

I have a bad feeling about that tac team.... This isn't going to end well. Not at all.

Teacher Tori said...

they ever mention anything about audrey? i missed the first 2o min yesterday

Steve said...

This team is not exactly Rainbow Six.

Leslie D. said...

Damn.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

NO WAY!!!!!!!!

RT said...

Crikey! A nuke!

Teacher Tori said...

A MUSHROOM CLOUD!!!!!!! WOOOOOAAAHHH

Steve said...

OH CRAP!!

FLASH!!

Ground burst!

Jaw hitting floor yet everyone?

100,000 dead.

We still have 20 hours to go.

Tick....Tick...Tick...

Legalbgl said...

Oh Shit...the episode jsut got good!!!!

RT said...

Poor hippies.

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