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Monday, January 29, 2007

Liveblogging - Day 6: 11:00AM - 12:00PM


Here we go, with your host, RFTR.

Previously on 24: There was no Kim Bauer. Now on 24: There probably won't be any Kim Bauer. But a fella can hope, right?

I'll be back at you in a few minutes as the next episode of 24 begins...

Viewer Discretion is Advised—that's because they know at any minute I could post a nude picture of Kim.

11:00 - "We must rise above our bigotries and stand our ground." Well, if that hick had beaten the crap out of new White Castle, then the nuke wouldn't have gone off. See? Bigotry saves lives.

11:02 - Nobody is authorizing anything—what do you want to bet he's authorized it?

11:03 - Bleeding heart liberals in a Democratic administration? Nooooooooo... Never.

11:04 - "I need Karen Hayes to go away." Yeah, if only it was that easy to get rid of whiney women. (Yes, ladies, as you've probably figured out by now, this is going to be a very sexist liveblog. Sorry about that.) (Men, here's another gift for you.)

11:05 - Jack's brother is a lousy liar. And he whines worse than Karen Hayes. Nice of Jack to leave his glasses on so he can see, though.

11:07 - "My head was into other things at the time." Like trying to kill you, Jack.

Wait, Jack's Dad went vigilante? Sounds like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Do we believe Bauer frere, though? Also, are we to assume that Jack's sister-in-law didn't hear her husband's screams from the next room? Or is she just so turned on by Jack that she can ignore his actions?

Ads - Why is Cingular re-branding to AT&T? I can't believe that I'm the only American who now thinks the word "singular" looks like it's spelled wrong.

Also, aakash, you shouldn't comment if you can't keep track of simple concepts in this show. It's very complex—we wouldn't want you to hurt yourself.

11:16 - Rocket seems remarkably calm for just having been tortured by his brother. This makes me intensely curious to know what their childhood was like.

11:17 - "My father's company hired him." I love the big sighs that Jack lets out right before he has to explain something.

11:18 - "Boy Jack, it's good to see your loyalty is still with your family." This from the guy who 45 minutes ago said he should have had his brother killed when he had the chance.

11:19 - Do we really need another whiney blonde chick on this show? And if we do, can't we just bring Kim back? Oooooh and she's a gold-digger. In LA. There's a shock. Time to DTB.

11:21 - Milo needs a shave. Of course, maybe that would expose a mole? (Har har har.) Also, he shouldn't use the phrase "with all due respect" when he clearly means "with no respect whatsoever."

11:22 - Dude, Milo, chill out. You're starting to sound like the afore-mentioned gold-digger. What do you think? Time for another Kim break? I think so.

11:23 - Uh-oh, CAIR put a mole in Al Quaeda, and he has no idea how to pull it off.

11:24 - This guy is almost as weasley as the former President.

11:26 - Skeletons in his closet? No, Karen, those are just black leather whips and a midget with a ball gag. Sorry, I know that's a disturbing image to leave you with on a commercial break. Here, this should help:
Ads - Doesn't John Goodman weigh like 800 pounds? Is he really the best spokesman for coffee and sausage/egg croissants?

The plasma TV that they just advertised for the 24 challenge said underneath it "may not depict actual prize."

11:31 - Milo totally wants the fake-arab chick. How long until he sexually harasses her?

11:32 - Logging her in under his user ID? The only Arab in the building, and he's giving her greater access? This is going to end poorly.

11:34 - The President is getting his interracial groove on. She's "honored to serve under" him. She said so herself. And she's making him "rise to this challenge." Man, this show could EASILY jump the shark into a porno.

Let's hope the lovely lady at the right shows up first.

11:36 - If I'm ever working in the White House during a national crisis (don't worry, I'm pretty sure that this post will preclude me from passing a background check) I'm going to body check the first guy to pull out a cell phone. He's clearly the mole.

Ads - That chick made the tax guy disappear. Bauer would have picked up his computer monitor and broken it over his head.

House? The female doctor said "if he moves, I could shred his artery" like she was concerned about it. Jack would have said "if he moves, I could shred his artery," as a promise of torture possibilities.

11:41 - They're checking license plates one-by-one to see if they're registered to this "McCarthy"? Couldn't they just look up McCarthy's records and see what IS registered to him?

11:42 - CAIR is staffed by pickpockets, apparently. And how is he going to give it back, exactly?

11:43 - Cynthia wants the FBI to let her CAIRing man go before he gets hurt. Apparently she wasn't listening when the FBI beat the crap out of him. And again, how is he supposed to put the phone back? He could use a distraction, like this one:

11:45 - So Cynthia was right? And now CAIR is going to get his ass kicked, trying to return it?

11:46 - Looks like the guards in this place are running a tight ship. See, everyone? This is why they hood the prisoners at Gitmo. Tough to beat the crap out of another prisoner when you can't see.

Ads - "What the future holds for 24's President Palmer, tonight at 10." What they really mean is "What the future holds for 24's President Palmer, tonight at 10:58."

11:52 - We're back. Here's another Kimmy treat:

11:54 - Jack's dad is going to walk in at the last second. This is lame. I feel like I'm Tyler D. or something for all of the excitement in this episode.

Sorry, folks, blogger totally choked while I was doing my last session of liveblogging. I said something about how Jack started sounding whiney "Daaaaaad, he should have been more careful with his nuuuuuuuukes."

And now Jack's brother is going to try to have him and the Babe farmer killed—but he forgets that Jack will always escape to torture you further. Nice.

Oh, and since we got cut off, you didn't get your last Kim surprise. It's posted at the left.

107 comments:

Tyler D. said...

FIRST!!

I WIN!

lawhawk said...

Greets and saluts from recapland...

The Man said...

"we have to rise above our fears"

Isn't the prez in a nuke bunker?

tuffbeingright said...

"illegal paramilitary operation"

...what an oxymoron!

lawhawk said...

bleeding heart liberal ... no... we just think you're a stupid ignorant woman. who just happens to be married to chiggy.

tuffbeingright said...

slap her!

tuffbeingright said...

this chick is middle eastern?

well call me ali bubba!

bRight & Early said...

Rocket "Fake Tears" Romano

lawhawk said...

Rocket's learning the power of Bauer. Jack Bauer.

What kind of game is Rocket playing?

Aakash said...

A week ago, I was about to post something here, hopefully right before the episode began. My laptop acted up then, and I just put it away, and watched the show.

I was thinking that I should post something here, at the start of this week's episode... But I wasn't even able to get to the television in time to watch the "Previously part"... At least I got here, in time for the new part of tonight's program to begin. And at least my computer and internet system is adequately functioning right now... though I don't know for how long.

Who is the guy who Jack is tort... uh interrogating right now?

Oh, he just said "dad"... That's right, it's his brother... and he was trying to get in touch with their father, after the elder Bauer's name came up!

lawhawk said...

The million dollar look.

tuffbeingright said...

what do yo think that mushroom cloud has done to the LA housing market bubble?

steveegg said...

Being a bad Bauer has its advantages, one of them being sound-proofed houses.

The Man said...

How are we suppose to watch 24 with all these hot kim pics?

Tyler D. said...

what do yo think that mushroom cloud has done to the LA housing market bubble?

Stalled?

The Man said...

Being a terroist goon makes good business sense.

1. Hot wife
2. Nice House
3. Bluetooth

What does jack have?

1. Ugly girlfriend
2. Crappy job

Tyler D. said...

3: Scars
4: No Cola...

The Man said...

Jack isn't wearing his seatbelt...

lawhawk said...

All I trust in you is your sadistic tendencies. Ouch. That might hurt if Jack wasn't into a little pain with his pain.

tuffbeingright said...

i could think of some other questions i'd rather hear from her...

tuffbeingright said...

ewwww.... the "technical lead"

spare us, milo.

The Man said...

HOT Muslim chick is a REPUBLICAN...

The Man said...

HOT Muslim chick is a REPUBLICAN...

tuffbeingright said...

oh! she's a registered republican.

she may pass....

tuffbeingright said...

agent samuels needs to off cynthia mckinney

Tyler D. said...

HOT Muslim chick is a REPUBLICAN...

That wasn't worth a double post.

lawhawk said...

Nice to see Karen doing an end run around Numb3rs dude.

Teacher Tori said...

Muslim chick is Audrey from Vegas Vacation......i doubt she's muslim in real life. Probably just had her go tanning.

lawhawk said...

detainees cleared of conspiracy charges, but chiggy somehow let one slip through? and karen covered for him.

Ouch.

Your resignation in 60 minutes or less, or your money back.

The Man said...

Tyler...

My "hot muslim...." comment was actually posted like 5 times. Blogger sucks sometimes.

Remember when they went down for "maintainence" during 24 last season? It's a conspiracy.

Tyler D. said...

black leather whips and a midget with a ball gag

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

bRight & Early said...

Dr. Fleinhardt is beginning to get on my nerves.

The Man said...

Milo is going to get screwed....one way or another.

lawhawk said...

Hmmm... mole? mole mole mole /austin powers

MediaShuffle said...

Milo and GOPChick hooking up?

tuffbeingright said...

leave it to a chick to bail out when the going gets tough.

"now, where's the nearest mall?"

lawhawk said...

How long till RFTR posts Kim sans clothes? He's doing a pretty good impression of Kim doing a strip tease.

And like that, Karen takes a walk.

Teacher Tori said...

Dr. Fleinhardt can't help but be annoying, he was possessed for a while in Ghostbusters 2.

And damn, Those were some F-me eyes between milo and nadia, yawwwza!

The Man said...

break out the ball gags...Chiggy and KAren are back together!

USpace said...

I WANT KIM! You got me all worked up!

absurd thought -
God of the Universe hates
watching 24 on Fox

he would never create this
one day where so much goes wrong
.

lawhawk said...

Now that was some smug look by Numb3rs

MediaShuffle said...

Kim, where are you????

The Man said...

Ads - Doesn't John Goodman weigh like 800 pounds? Is he really the best spokesman for coffee and sausage/egg croissants?

RFTR-That is what we folks in advertising call "truth in advertising". Who else would they get? Kate Moss?

The Man said...

11:34 - The President is getting his interracial groove on. She's "honored to serve under" him. She said so herself. And she's making him "rise to this challenge." Man, this show could EASILY jump the shark into a porno.

Jack already "jumped the roof" last week. Why not throw in some poo-nanny?

tuffbeingright said...

i smell a death in the near future. a bloody, gruesome one.

bRight & Early said...

RFTR, If you're ever "working in the White House during a national crisis", it's ankle grabbing time.

Tyler D. said...

poo-nanny? With kim?

:O

MediaShuffle said...

Oops...heres your phone....sorry

The Man said...

these guys aren't terrorists...they are bloggers

lawhawk said...

Obama is about to have his bad day get a whole lot worse.

These guys are spectators? Not entirely. They're having their own ideas.

MediaShuffle said...

OUCHHHHH!!!!!

tuffbeingright said...

oops.

tuffbeingright said...

well, at least his civil rights weren't violated.

MediaShuffle said...

He is alright, wow, luck.

steveegg said...

You got close, tuff. Obama got the crap kicked out of him.

Tyler D. said...

Tough to beat the crap out of another prisoner when you can't see.

Pfff. Not when your a ninja!

MediaShuffle said...

Presidents sister would have done a lot.

Teacher Tori said...

it's all marcee tidwells fault anyways. if she didnt delete those files, they would have never been there.

bRight & Early said...

Marcee Tidwell is going to be pissed.

The Man said...

I bet $34 that Hillary planned that beating of Obama.

The Man said...

Marcee Tidwell is going to be pissed.

Not as much as Rod Tidwell.

The Man said...

Fox 5 pointless 24 story of the week

"What is in store for President Palmer this season"

-duhh, what is in store for any "president palmer"...assination attempts while infighting makes the government looks stupid.

tuffbeingright said...

what is jack packin' these days? looks like a walther p99

MediaShuffle said...

Shredded files, we got a pattern thsi season.

lawhawk said...

Jack and Rocket must have had a ball playing cops and robbers growing up. Lots of issues there.

MediaShuffle said...

a kill is coming i sense it!

MediaShuffle said...

Jacks dad to the rescue.

bRight & Early said...

Hi daddy

MediaShuffle said...

No kill n/m.

tuffbeingright said...

nope, not a walther

The Man said...

Daaaddddy

MediaShuffle said...

Lecture your father, nice.

lawhawk said...

Dad's trying to keep his son out of prison. Aw, how touching.

Tyler D. said...

HA! I have passed the buck! I'M NO LONGER CURSED!!!
BWHAHAHA!!!

MediaShuffle said...

Work with me, don't send your brother to prison.

Jack do you know what prison is like?

Jack: China

USpace said...

Oh boy...


absurd thought -
God of the Universe thinks
24 moves too slow

too many devious moles
competing bureaucracies
.

MediaShuffle said...

Yah a kill is coming.

lawhawk said...

Protecting family is everything? Yeah, so when the next nuke goes off, where will yours be? Where will that nuke go off?

Rocket was the man with the plan - as always.

MediaShuffle said...

This dad has disrespectfully sons.

tuffbeingright said...

"you know dad, we never talk like this anymore."

Teacher Tori said...

i think Graehm or however the hell you spell it has little guy syndrome, wait, little bald guy syndrome.

no kills, this sucks

lawhawk said...

I hope I know what you're doing too. Because you might end up quite dead as well.

And not for the first time today, Jack's being led out in cuffs...

bRight & Early said...

Rocket's has had issues ever since he realized how short a bald he is.

MediaShuffle said...

those kills count?

lawhawk said...

Well, you wanted to find daddy... you found him alright.

bRight & Early said...

Another "Kill Counter" goose egg.

steveegg said...

Remind me to never volunteer to be Jack's backup.

The Man said...

So Graham will probably earn about 130 points on the kill counter.

Jack will take his time on that one.

lawhawk said...

media shuffle:

Not in the new kill counter - only kills by Jack count.

The Man said...

Now Hiring: Become a CTU Agent.

Immediate openings available.

The Man said...

media shuffle:

Jack did call in the CTU agents where his brother had them killed....

Sorry still no points.

Tyler D. said...

I call next week!

MediaShuffle said...

Looks like they take the President out of office.

Teacher Tori said...

bust out the lite brite again jack!!

The Man said...

The kill counter gets dusted off next week!

The Man said...

Jack has a moblie torture kit....Graham is going to cry like a beeyotch.

MediaShuffle said...

Jake still waking up from China, looks like he might be able to fix that next week? From preview at least two kills the guards. Then even more torture.

RFTR said...

The Man: "Immediate openings available"

Is that a reference to how 24 has started to sound like porn?

lawhawk said...

However, there is a likely kill counter spree next week.

As for Rocket Romano's problems, it probably stems from this:

This is what I'm talking about.

The Man said...

"Is that a reference to how 24 has started to sound like porn? "

That'll do RFTR...That'll do..

The Man said...

Ok so... instead of killing Jack and Jack Sr. right there with the other DEAD CTU agents....the villian will leave it up to two inept guards to kill the Bauer's in a way that they can easily escape.

That is original.

bRight & Early said...

I guess I can go fix myself some supper now.

RFTR said...

No, bRight & Early... you cannot eat until Jack eats.

The Jack Sack said...

Lots of setup for the next few episodes it seems.

First, we see the marginalization of the President with the VP flying on AF-1, which in my mind is pretty astounding to begin with.

Second, Graem "puts his cards on the table" and how.

Third, Nadia, sweet beautiful Nadia. I am calling you out you beautiful mole. I am truly sorry you're evil, but that's the point of having someone so hot working at CTU.

And finally, I barely got through reading the liveblogging this week, thanks to the amazingly distracting pics inserted throughout. Best. Liveblog. Ever. (Sorry, "The Man" but its true).

Yeah, him. said...

Yeah, a sexy Kim that doesn't talk or get chased by cougars is a good thing.

Too bad the previews and commercials are giving away too many secrets ahead of time. Why bother wondering if Jack escaped. We already know he tortures the idiot brother again.

Bastards.

Give us a body count other than dead agents that die off camera.

Jack needs to come back for good.
Chloe needs speaking parts.
And Sandra and Middle East CTU gal need to get ended (seeing as Karen Hayes is going to be off screen for at least a little while as she transfers to LA).

The Jack Sack said...

Where's Agent Pierce of S.H.I.E.L.D.? Do I have to blog about this? DAMMIT!

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