No Audrey, Diane didn't say "hanky-panky" she said "hokey-pokey." Here's video evidence. I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I put my right foot in... See, just hokey-pokey.
Hey Audrey...was that really you making it with another chick in that movie "Keep Your Distance"? I mean, not that I have time to watch those kinds of movies....
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Big deal, so I killed your husband and tortured your brother. Does that really warrant you moving me out of your Top 8 friends on Myspace?
I want to be on you.
"Before we get back together, I think you should know that I had a little Brokeback experience with one of the guys I met in the oil fields..."
No Audrey, Diane didn't say "hanky-panky" she said "hokey-pokey." Here's video evidence. I put my right foot in, I put my right foot out, I put my right foot in... See, just hokey-pokey.
I didn't want to go here, but I knwo we're all thinking it, and hoping that Jack's thinking it too:
"I wish I knew how to quit you... or at least fix that penis nose."
"So Audrey listen... we can get back together, but you're gonna have to wear a paperbag over your head when we 'make love'. If you don't mind?"
Audrey, here, smell my fist. Guess who I punched today?
My name is Jack Bauer. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Why did little Tiffany deserve to die? Because I'm Jack Bauer. That's why.
In a tender moment, Jack Bauer reveals that he really is large and in charge.
Audrey, you are the only girl I know who uses their entire fist to pick their nose.
Hey Audrey...was that really you making it with another chick in that movie "Keep Your Distance"? I mean, not that I have time to watch those kinds of movies....
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