My dear misguided Mr. Paginini, you lament the fact that Jack Bauer shot down one of your paper mache helicopters with a handgun. We sympathize. Really, we do. Unfortunately, the problem resides in neither your design nor your technology; it lies in your "We Love The World" Mission Statement."American Eurocopter?" Please. The only reason for such a title is to capitalize off the popularity of The Discovery Channel's American Chopper. And Mikey is not amused. Any joint venture between our country and some goose-stepping morons, spaghetti-eating Romeos, or wine-sipping, beret-wearing prima donnas is doomed to failure. Did you think for one minute that your Old World thinking would be any match for New Age American ammunition. I think you overestimate your chances.
Mr. Paginini - if that is your real name - when you want a versatile killing machine that won't break apart like a cookie in Kirstie Alley's chubby little digits, may I suggest you buy 100% American? When was the last time you saw Airwolf shot down?
Sincerely,
Stringfellow Hawke and Dominic Santini
Point: Jack Bauer could not have shot down one of our AS 350 Ecureuil Helicopters with a handgun.
3 comments:
Jack Bauer vs. Airwolf...boy that's a tough one. The one time Airwolf was in trouble from enemy fire, Stringfellow simply hit the afterburners and overcame the loss of the tail rotor. Then he came back and shot down half the Russian air force. Jack could steal Blue Thunder, though. That'd be epic.
Airwolf kicked ass. I think Jack would have his handful with Hawke.
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