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4:00am - Let's get it on....tck...tck...
"we are going to recover you...here's a tracking device"... Young Bauer obviously has never watched 24.
Jack in "temporary custody" which means until the next disaster happens or he busts out.
In Soviet Union, component has you
Jack Bauer riding in the back seat... $40 says he commandeers the vehicle.
Did Doyle just call Josh...Jack?
4:15 Commercial Break
Are you a card member?
Discussion: The Simpsons 24 episode. Funny or not?
4:19am
Josh is Doyle's kid.
There are pissed off Bauer's all over the damn place. "We just used your son as bait, calm down". Patsy has exposed the downfall of CTU, not years of moles and inept security. CTU will be brought down by something far worse than terrorists....lawyers.
Someone owes me $40. When will CTU learn? You cannot detain Jack Bauer, ever.
4:27 - Commercial Break
How much do I like 24? I had surgery this morning and am still woozy from anesthesia.
As sure as finding moles at CTU, Fox's summer lineup is full of duds.
4:31
Who is dat hugging Chloe? House? Ohh, Milo has a brother.
Karen, sort of a mole. How would you classify that one?
"Milo talked about you, I hear you never smile"
Ok, even though it is Milo's brother...with a national security crisis and CTU already being attacked once, why let him in the building? ...and he is gone.
Jack is on the way.... "DAMMIT" - Doyle is learning quick.
4:38 - Commercial Break
I should go ahead and mention that it's almost 45 minutes past the hour, so get your kill counters ready.
Discussion: With the Transformers movie on the way, when is the GoBots movie going to come out?
Did Donkey on that Shrek commercial just say "pussy"?
4:41
Jack and Buchanan = Bacardi and Scotch.
"Take Josh and go to the water...and cut off his arm with that rusty ax"
It's a dingy....
BANG.... The exploding sub circuit board, classic.
Doyle: "The component was a fake it blew"
Jack: "That's what she said"
Agent Reynolds is a hottie.
4:52 - Commercial Break
Miss Blogs4Bauer update:
We have a tie for the second slot.
4:5something, sorry I had to let the dog in.
Something for you to look at while we get spoon fed filler.
Oil platforms owned by Mr. Bauer? MORE BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!
Chloe is down!!!!!
4:59....5:00 - Commercial Break
Hour 24.....More killer, less filler.
5:00am
I think Chloe finally caught a lethal case of carpel tunnel syndrome.
We need a nickname for Chloe's doctor.
Chloe is fine, except that Morris is pissing her off.
Oil platform 6 miles off shore. Does CTU own a navy?
Confederates? Did the south rise again Mr. Lennox?
Let me ask something. If Russia is about to start WWIII...who gives a shit about a snot-nosed little kid?
Jack is going to take the chopper....classic.
5:10 - Commercial Break
Ok, raise your hand if Jack Bauer has NOT pointed a gun at you this season?
Who gives a shit about Josh? So we can risk a war with Russia so we can save that bastard? Nuke them all, let Jack sort them out.
5:14
Jack is racing a pair of F-18s. Jack and Bill's excellent adventure.
Daniels just said "SUBARU"!!
In Soviet Russia, Bombs platform you!
Damn that helicopter is fast.
BANG BANG 1234 5 6 7
6 by gunshot
1 by explosion
Jack Bauer with a gun x 6 (6 points)
Jack Bauer with explosives (1 point)
6 kills-in-1 (12 Points)
Total - 19 points
"You're too rate"
5:20 - Commercial Break
4:00am - Let's get it on....tck...tck...
"we are going to recover you...here's a tracking device"... Young Bauer obviously has never watched 24.
Jack in "temporary custody" which means until the next disaster happens or he busts out.
In Soviet Union, component has you
Jack Bauer riding in the back seat... $40 says he commandeers the vehicle.
Did Doyle just call Josh...Jack?
4:15 Commercial Break
Are you a card member?
Discussion: The Simpsons 24 episode. Funny or not?
4:19am
Josh is Doyle's kid.
There are pissed off Bauer's all over the damn place. "We just used your son as bait, calm down". Patsy has exposed the downfall of CTU, not years of moles and inept security. CTU will be brought down by something far worse than terrorists....lawyers.
Someone owes me $40. When will CTU learn? You cannot detain Jack Bauer, ever.
4:27 - Commercial Break
How much do I like 24? I had surgery this morning and am still woozy from anesthesia.
As sure as finding moles at CTU, Fox's summer lineup is full of duds.
4:31
Who is dat hugging Chloe? House? Ohh, Milo has a brother.
Karen, sort of a mole. How would you classify that one?
"Milo talked about you, I hear you never smile"
Ok, even though it is Milo's brother...with a national security crisis and CTU already being attacked once, why let him in the building? ...and he is gone.
Jack is on the way.... "DAMMIT" - Doyle is learning quick.
4:38 - Commercial Break
I should go ahead and mention that it's almost 45 minutes past the hour, so get your kill counters ready.
Discussion: With the Transformers movie on the way, when is the GoBots movie going to come out?
Did Donkey on that Shrek commercial just say "pussy"?
4:41
Jack and Buchanan = Bacardi and Scotch.
"Take Josh and go to the water...and cut off his arm with that rusty ax"
It's a dingy....
BANG.... The exploding sub circuit board, classic.
Doyle: "The component was a fake it blew"
Jack: "That's what she said"
Agent Reynolds is a hottie.
4:52 - Commercial Break
Miss Blogs4Bauer update:
 |  | Nadia (26%) |
| | Kim (26%) |
4:5something, sorry I had to let the dog in.
Something for you to look at while we get spoon fed filler.
Oil platforms owned by Mr. Bauer? MORE BLOOD FOR OIL!!!!
Chloe is down!!!!!
4:59....5:00 - Commercial Break
Hour 24.....More killer, less filler.
5:00am
I think Chloe finally caught a lethal case of carpel tunnel syndrome.
We need a nickname for Chloe's doctor.
Chloe is fine, except that Morris is pissing her off.
Oil platform 6 miles off shore. Does CTU own a navy?
Confederates? Did the south rise again Mr. Lennox?
Let me ask something. If Russia is about to start WWIII...who gives a shit about a snot-nosed little kid?
Jack is going to take the chopper....classic.
5:10 - Commercial Break
Ok, raise your hand if Jack Bauer has NOT pointed a gun at you this season?
Who gives a shit about Josh? So we can risk a war with Russia so we can save that bastard? Nuke them all, let Jack sort them out.
5:14
Jack is racing a pair of F-18s. Jack and Bill's excellent adventure.
Daniels just said "SUBARU"!!
In Soviet Russia, Bombs platform you!
Damn that helicopter is fast.
BANG BANG 1234 5 6 7
6 by gunshot
1 by explosion
Jack Bauer with a gun x 6 (6 points)
Jack Bauer with explosives (1 point)
6 kills-in-1 (12 Points)
Total - 19 points
"You're too rate"
5:20 - Commercial Break
Useless Fox5NY 24 Story - New York to get it's own Jack Bauer. NYC will soon get a CTU-like organization to keep us safe. In other words, we are so screwed.
5:26
BANG 1--2
Jack Bauer with a gun x 2 (2 points)
2 kills-in-1 (+2 points)
Subtotal = 23 Points
SHOOT HIM.....BOOOYA SHOOT HIM AGAIN
Josh get's partial credit for killing gramps.
"We cannot leave without my....dad"
SHOOOOOSH! BANG BOOM BIGGER BOOOM, BANG Boom SHOOSH BANG
In Soviet Russia, state sees what you see
23 1/2? What gives?
Jack is down, again. Never mind he is all right. He just wanted to do some body boarding.
5:36 - Commercial Break
I do not understand? Is Jack going to just walk back?
NY - 6
Boston - 1
6th Inning
5:40
We still have a Chinese sub off the coast of California. However the last 18 minutes are going to be filler. DAMMIT
AHHH Chloe is having a little geek. "That is usually how it works...let's not say anything stupid"
Since Chloe is pregnant, does that mean she is not going to be around next season?
BOWER...I love that guy/stereotype.
"You will never find Jack, let him go"... How many times does 24 end that way?
Here it comes... Jack is your father...
Jack is going to spend the next 1o minutes playing footsie with Audrey's dad? Weakest ending yet. That is saying a lot. There have been some pretty weak endings, Jack walking to Mexico comes to mind. However, Jack swimming and walking to threaten Audrey's dad is pretty l-a-m-e.
Come on Jack, Shoot her. Put us out of our misery.
Good Ending: Nina shooting Teri Bauer
Good Ending: President Palmer getting hit with a virus (silent clock)
Bad Ending: Jack walking to Mexico after faking his death
Awful Ending: Jack playing with his vegetables.
SILENT CLOCK?
WHAT THE HELL? The silent clock is to mark the death of this show. What a pathetic ending. Booooo.
I had farts that held more meaning then the season finale of 24.
"January 2008: The best season yet". Hell, they should have apologized for this season instead.
208 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 208 of 208I don't think Chloe pregnant means she won't be present in season 7. I'm actually looking forward to her with a huge belly--and crankier than ever.
And the ending--I waited and waited for Tony, and was disappointed, tho eventually not surprised, that he was a no show.
But since this season has been more about the personal side of Jack, I think the ending makes sense. Maybe the silent clock is that he's at the end of himself, death to self, or something like that.
At any rate, I'll still be watching come January.
Thanks to Blogs4bauer for keeping it fun!
Fuck you all and your brutally, unfortunately true rants about plot holes and unwrapped threads. I don't give a shit, that last scene was perfectly acted and Jack voiced what we've been struggling to realize for six years now.
The silent clock doesn't always denote a death. See: Season 2, when Palmer got one after the failed attempt on his life.
Also, if we assume that these characters get the axe:
Chloe (baby momma)
Morris (baby daddy)
Karen (Vermont?!)
Bill (See:Karen)
Doyle (Kinda hard to be a field agent with an eyepatch)
Josh (Puberty is a bitch)
Marilyn (Who gives a shit)
season 7 is going to have a ton of new characters. But it looks like lovely Nadia will be back!
Fortunately, Yankz, it does look like your "lovely Nadia" will be back.
And fortunately for the rest of us, the celebrated bonebag Lisa Miller will not be back.
My issue with the end was that it was thrown in there so quickly and there were certain lines Jack uttered that just felt "hokey".
Jack is a dammit kind of guy.
And that whole making us think he will kill himself thing...
Next year most of the characters are supposed to go according to the article posted here last week.
New locales, but still real time.
I'll still be there in January. I think they've learned their mistakes and we will profit for them.
So is Palmer gonna be President in January, or is it gonna be Powers Boothe. And what the hell ever happened to the Logans?
Watching that ending last night made me feel like either a 13 year old girl or ...... used
Ashamed: why not both?
Wow, that was weird, even for me.
BTW, if you want to watch a really shitty final, watch last night's Heroes.
AMEN, brother! A crappy end to a shitty season (reader discretion advised). This is worse than Day 2 by far!
Man, Jack didn't even bite anyone in the final two hours. I don't think he was hungry any longer.
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