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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Shenanigans Afoot!

This is an outrage! The most dangerous female in the history of this country scores a paltry fourth place in Miss Blogs4Bauer? Unforgivable. It was I who duped Jack Bauer and CTU, not once, but twice! It was I who murdered Jack Bauer's wife Teri - and it wasn't that difficult, either. Does insanity and cold-heartedness mean nothing to you people?

This will not stand. I will seek out Chloe O'Brian, Nadia Yassir, and Kim Bauer. And I will kill them. And their families. From beyond the grave. How is this possible?

Because I am just that damned good.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bring it on bitch

KatieMB said...

*gets popcorn for the show*

Anonymous said...

Simple mathematics: Chloe survived 4 seasons and you died in the 3rd. Therefore, Chloe wins!

Anonymous said...

FYI, Cougar Bait/Kim/E.Cuthbert is on Conan tonight.

Bob Engler said...

Try this on ... if there had been no Evil Nina, there'd never had been any need for a Jack Bauer.

Evil Nina is what the philosopher would call the necessary and sufficient cause. All the rest of the twists are window dressing.

Simple math that!

Buckaroo Banzai said...

Hey gang, just an FYI: Blogger blows, and it's not letting us post new material. We're working on it, so be a little patient. We had no intention of stopping posts because the season is over.

Thanks.

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