Martha Logan: '24'Age: mid-forties
Nationality: American
Occupation: First Lady
Death Count: I'll give her credit for four assists when Red Foreman capped the Russian Terrorists
Strengths: Independent, Strong-willed, and all that other Designing Women crap, also very committed... to an asylum in Vermont
Weaknesses: Even if she knows a car is about to get whacked by terrorists, she gets in anyway, puts up with a lot of crap from her weasel-husband
Curious Detail: Crazy and Unstable
Danielle Rousseau: 'Lost'
Age: mid-forties
Nationality: French
Occupation: Scientist
Death Count: Unknown
Strengths: Could do a lot of damage with her external Minbari bone-skull
Weaknesses: She's French
Curious Detail: Crazy and Unstable
6 comments:
You know, if you think about it. The main thing that makes Martha Logan crazy is that she married her weasal husband and stays married to him. In my opinion that is her only flaw.
I agree with little miss chatterbox. And besides, that "Lost" woman looks like Howard Stern in that photo. Mrs. Logan could kick her bony a**!
Ahh, but 'Delenn' with a Minbari pike...Marty would never know what hit her. But Marty could take lessons with it and put some whup-ass on her weaselly whiny hubby.
Martha would kick the crap out the French lady even before she had a chance to surrender.
Martha Logan doesn't know karate, but she knows crazy. The hairy arm-pitted Frog will run screaming from First Lady Logan and will hide in an unthinkable spot for a Frenchie Surrenderite: a bathtub!
Martha has 2 obvious strengths over the skinny French chick you neglected to mention.
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