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Monday, March 13, 2006

Live Blogging 7-8 P.M.

Live Blogging 7-8 P.M.

Tonight's live blogging is brought to you by Tyler D, Dr. Pepper, and some cold pop-tarts.

I must warn everyone there is "severe" weather in my area tonight. So if I disappear for a minute the internet, cable, or power probably went out. And the weather men may prove an annoyance. With there reminders that I need to be indoors because rain is... wet.

Also, get your submissions in for The Carnival of Bauer.

(I'll use Jack Bauer time instead of my time zone.)

Pre-24 Update: Prison break isn't a bad show. Maybe I needed to see it from the beginning. Although how many shows other than 24, X-Files, and American Idol survived their first season on Fox?

7:00 - Waiting. Starting. YAY!

7:02 - Like they wouldn't know that the building is contaminated.

7:03 - I think truffle-shuffle has some icing on his lip.

7:05 - What is with all the "It was my fault!" "I am sooo bad!" "WHAAA!" Get back to the killing people.

7:07 - Tony is choking the wrong person. Tony, hello!! Wrong guy.

7:09 - Come on Tony. Do it! Do it! Torture the guy more. YAY!

7:10 - 40% So that is 15 people? 14 of whom being red shirts.

7:17 - Only person qualified? Only one stll alive maybe.

7:18 - Squeeze Jack. Break him in half.
CTU isn't prepared for an attack AND they have sub-par equipment.

7:22 - Kim, shut up. WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW!?!?!? Send Audrey PLEASE!
20 minutes?? They had 15 minutes, 10 minutes ago?
Is that fastionable hoodie going to protect Jack from that awful nerve gas?

7:29 - Is that fashionable hoodie going to protect Jack from that awful nerve gas?

7:31 - CAT FIGHT!! WHOOOOOO!

7:32 - HAHA! Lynn is going to... DIE! (so is a red shirt!) The Poll was on target.
Why am I so happy about death? Something is wrong with me.

7:38 - "Thanks?!" That is all he gets? WTF?

7:39 - Grim was right on the money. Why didn't the red shirt and Lynn break for the front door?
That was what? 20 feet?

7:43 - Jack has killed 15 people today and he cries when his stripper daughter says something hurtful? Well, anytime ANYONE is around Jack someone dies.

7:49 - He is crying. Pres. Logan is crying. He needs his bottle and a nappy poo.

7:52 - She is using Google Earth. I use Google Earth. Does that make me some sort of super spy??
35+20=55 dead? 53 were red shirts.

7:55 - Tony really needs to stop hitting people on his side. And Tony smokes Henderson.
Nope. Tony's dead. Robocop was only up against a half-alive man.

7:57 - Jack cries for the second time this HOUR.


Death Count - 56
54-Red Shirts
1- Tony
1-Lynn

54 comments:

Citizen Grim said...

Tyler D is the mole!

lawhawk said...

How is it possible that they've got the antidotes in places that are not securable from nerve gas? Who planned this place? Initech?

lawhawk said...

That red shirt isn't gonna survive the way he's going at Samwise

lawhawk said...

And President Weasel is going to give in to the VP and marshal law...

The Man said...

So CTU places gasmasks in areas that are not secure. Smart.

lawhawk said...

15-20 minutes til they're all dead.

The Man said...

You won't see Bill Buchanan loosen his tie.

I saw Bill loosen his tie.

The Man said...

Once again....death lurks at the 45 minute mark.

Anonymous said...

I like how Tonys doctor gave into Tony so quickly

Doctor: Tony lay back down!

Tony: No, CTU is being attacked.

Doctor: Fine.

Citizen Grim said...

dammit! I already stopped holding my breath! thats a long time!

The Man said...

I almost made it...holding my breath.

On a sidenote: Duct tape is now good at making airlocks

lawhawk said...

Red shirt's got a lot of sass, which makes you wonder where he was when the terrorist got in to CTU in the first place...

Citizen Grim said...

how big is CTU anyway? couldnt they hold their breath for the 20 seconds it takes to get to the front door and leave????

The Man said...

I'll go ahead and post it
1 - Red Shirt - Nerve Gas
2 - Samwise - Nerve Gas

Anonymous said...

I wanna know where Jack bought that hoodie, its so cool

lawhawk said...

Chloe is dispensing pearls of wisdom. Impressive. And even showed a moment of tenderness towards Edgar.

The Man said...

Jack's magic hoodie

lawhawk said...

anonymous.

He took it from the personal effects of the unabomer. Figures that it would make a good disguise.

RFTR said...

Chloe: "Okay, good luck. And... thanks for doing this."

She is SO awkward!

Anyone wondering if Samwise will trip over one of those bodies, fall down and inhale the gas?

The Man said...

EEEWWWWWW Samwise threw up


Redshirt: "I am ok" ...eeeaaaccckk

RFTR said...

Anyone want to place bets on whether we see Kim again this season?

And has anyone noticed that the only useful purpose of Kim's boyfriend's character was for Jack to strangle and snap Chloe out of her funk?

Anonymous said...

HAHA

"Everytime I'm around you, people die" - Kim Bauer

The Man said...

I still haven't seen "John Bauer" played by Ed Norton.

Citizen Grim said...

"Everytime I'm around you, people die"


I think we've all noticed that trend about 3 seasons ago, Kim dear. you're a little behind the curve there...

Anonymous said...

"Every time you come around me, bad ish starts happening in my life too, ya know." -Jack

Anonymous said...

I have to get 24: The game...

sandspur said...

Logan=Blanco

Citizen Grim said...

45 people?!?!??

lawhawk said...

Hmmm, at least 55 people to replace the losses?

They're just voiding CTU. And somehow I don't think that will be the last we see of Kim.

The new chick needs a nickname. And so does the hottie in the nightie.

RFTR said...

Bye-bye forever, Kim!

I think you should enter the porn industry...

lawhawk said...

Oh boy.... Tony just joined the ranks of the walkin wounded and Robocop just took off.

The Man said...

3 - Tony - The Junk

Tony didn't get the silent clock...is he still alive?

Citizen Grim said...

oh, right. my fuzzy math was a bit off.

stinkin guinness

Ryan said...

WHAT THE FUCK


Truffle Shuffle gets a silent clock, but not Tony?

lawhawk said...

55 people is the minimum replacement figure for CTU (both dead and survivors who are unable to resume working). The death toll was possibly much higher?

mizerock said...

Now that it's a complete blood bath for the regular characters, there's no point with using the Silent Clock.

The Man said...

Jack Bauer kissed Kim's pimples and they disappeared.

Mr. Random said...

this episode sucked, except when Jack almost strangled Kim's "friend".

George Berryman said...

I'm thinking since we didn't get the silent beeps Tony's not dead. There's still pain to dish out and I can't see a little thing like death stopping Tony.

Soon will be the Mandy. Oh... oh let the cleansing rain fall on Mandy. When Jack shot Nina I rewound five times just to see her body twitch as the bullets hit home. Mandy needs to buy it next.

The Man said...

Jack should just follow Kim...the terrorists are bound to end up releasing the nerve gas when she is near.

The Man said...

I'm thinking since we didn't get the silent beeps Tony's not dead

But he had that sappy "She's gone Jack" moment. Plus he made Jack cry, so if he lives...Jack will still shoot him for that.

Natsthename said...

NOT TONY! Noooooo!!!

I can't take both the Pres. and Jack BOTH shedding tears in the same episode. It's just too much overacting to bear.

George Berryman said...

Plus he made Jack cry, so if he lives...Jack will still shoot him for that

Man if he's really dead Jack might flip out and shoot him anyway!

The Man said...

Man if he's really dead Jack might flip out and shoot him anyway

Jack used to be into heroin, so he might see if Tony left any for him.

The Man said...

Tony answered the phone with the messed up side of his pretty face...

steve said...

here are the current offerings of 24isms, the plot holes and 'that can't happen' that make watching 24 so much fun.

Wyatt Earp said...

Anyone else more than sick of Kim already. Stop being such a whiny bitch and use the damned door! Cripes!

Denis E. Ambrose, Jr. said...

Disappointing episode; I was really hoping Kim's BF would die, but seeing the stupid fat hobbitses die was nice. But some of the stuff was just a bit too ridiculous (gas masks in an unsecured area, riiiiight). Hopefully Jack will kill a lot of terrorists next week and make up for it.

Anonymous said...

Just watched the episode on tape...and I'm ready to strangle Kim, never mind the boyfriend. They've turned her into a cold-hearted, selfish little bitch, haven't they?

...Wonder if her and Barry are in the bullet-riddled car you see plunging off the road in next week's previews?

Oh, well, I was half-right last week in the "Who Dies Next" thread: Lynn did get killed...and it didn't make any sense to kill Tony off at this point in the show. Even if they went ahead and did it...

--LC Wes, Imperial Mohel

Mr. Anthrope said...

Tony reminded me of Princess Bride tonight.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

Okay, I'm pissed if Tony is dead. They can't kill off 3 favorite characters in one season.

I did enjoy watching Jack strangle Ponyboy though and was glad to see the Hobbit bite the dust. Does that make me a bad person???? :-)

traylblazr said...

Who's Next? The writers damn well better leave Curtis and Chloe be..now Audrey and Kim are different stories altogether. They keep killing off the wrong people! The writers seem to think the more whiny and bitchy characters, the better!

Aside from that..let's see, we got toxic nerve gas mixed with acid that can eat its way into a protected room, yet all Jack has to do is hold his breath while walking around in the middle of it and nothing happen to him? Pretty sophisticated nerve gas, I'd say.

Wyatt Earp said...

Mr. Anthrope - "INCONCEIVABLE!!!"

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