A Tough Decision Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer
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17 comments:
Jack- "Are they real?"
Colette- "They're real and they're spectacular"
And I though the First Lady was stacked....
Curtis, you may not have a moment alone with Colette.
Collette: Everyone is so nice to me, I don't know why.
Jack: It's because you have big jugs. Um, your breasts are huge. I wanna squeeze em! Mama (suckling sounds)
Collette tries to punch Jack, but he grabs her arm in mid air and pins her to the wall in a Nina Myers chokehold.
Colette: Why does everyone who tries to caption this think something sexual is gonna happen?
Jack: Because it's natural. Are they natural?
Colette: I see. And yes, they are.
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Colette: So, what exactly would you do to me?
Jack: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that Patterson trocar and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
Colette: Stop talking dirty and kiss me.
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Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.
Colette: Hey, you got girlfriend in LA? Me so horny. Me love you long time.
Jack: What do we get for ten dollars?
Colette: Every t'ing you wan'.
Jack: Everything?
Colette: Every t'ing. But not for you Jack Bauer... you too beaucoup...
Do you want to earn some Jerry Beads?
Collette: "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
Jack: "I'm a locksmith, and... I'm a locksmith."
How bout some mud wrestling with Chloe and Audrey. Winner gets Jacks's 'gun'
Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.
Now is de time on Sprockets when we dance!
Jack: Who are you selling t-shirts for? We are running out of time!
Jack: "Things work out, I'll be showing you my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!
Colette: Jack, my eyes are up here!
"You have beautiful eyes."
"My eyes are up here."
Headline caption actually comes from headline at www.theonion.com "Woman With Huge Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes"
Jack: "Dammit! I told you to remove your top QUICKLY."
Colette: "I don't see why. ."
Jack: "Ma'am you'll just have to trust me on this one. DAMMIT!"
Yes, it will fit between them. But since you doubt it, I'll show you.
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