Colette: Ya wanna get it on?Jack: You're a terrorist. I don't think you'd survive.
Jack- "Are they real?"Colette- "They're real and they're spectacular"
And I though the First Lady was stacked....
Curtis, you may not have a moment alone with Colette.
Collette: Everyone is so nice to me, I don't know why.Jack: It's because you have big jugs. Um, your breasts are huge. I wanna squeeze em! Mama (suckling sounds)Collette tries to punch Jack, but he grabs her arm in mid air and pins her to the wall in a Nina Myers chokehold.
Colette: Why does everyone who tries to caption this think something sexual is gonna happen?Jack: Because it's natural. Are they natural? Colette: I see. And yes, they are.----Colette: So, what exactly would you do to me?Jack: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that Patterson trocar and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck. Colette: Stop talking dirty and kiss me.---Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.
Colette: Hey, you got girlfriend in LA? Me so horny. Me love you long time.Jack: What do we get for ten dollars? Colette: Every t'ing you wan'. Jack: Everything? Colette: Every t'ing. But not for you Jack Bauer... you too beaucoup...
Do you want to earn some Jerry Beads?
Collette: "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"Jack: "I'm a locksmith, and... I'm a locksmith."
How bout some mud wrestling with Chloe and Audrey. Winner gets Jacks's 'gun'
Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.Now is de time on Sprockets when we dance!
Jack: Who are you selling t-shirts for? We are running out of time!
"You know, it was a sitcom in the seventies, and it had a bitchy redhead single mom and a janitor named Schneider... Damn it! We're running out of time! Tell me what that show was called!
"And I will continue to do The Macarena until I break you."
Jack: "Things work out, I'll be showing you my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!
Colette: Jack, my eyes are up here!
"You have beautiful eyes.""My eyes are up here."
Headline caption actually comes from headline at www.theonion.com "Woman With Huge Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes"
Jack: "Dammit! I told you to remove your top QUICKLY."Colette: "I don't see why. ."Jack: "Ma'am you'll just have to trust me on this one. DAMMIT!"
Yes, it will fit between them. But since you doubt it, I'll show you.
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