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Friday, March 24, 2006

A Tough Decision Caption Contest

A Tough Decision Caption Contest
1) Caption or photoshop this
2) Email photoshop entries to Jack Bauer


fmragtops said...

Colette: Ya wanna get it on?

Jack: You're a terrorist. I don't think you'd survive.

Tori said...

Jack- "Are they real?"

Colette- "They're real and they're spectacular"

Bombtruck said...

And I though the First Lady was stacked....

The Man said...

Curtis, you may not have a moment alone with Colette.

NDwalters said...

Collette: Everyone is so nice to me, I don't know why.

Jack: It's because you have big jugs. Um, your breasts are huge. I wanna squeeze em! Mama (suckling sounds)

Collette tries to punch Jack, but he grabs her arm in mid air and pins her to the wall in a Nina Myers chokehold.

lawhawk said...

Colette: Why does everyone who tries to caption this think something sexual is gonna happen?

Jack: Because it's natural. Are they natural?

Colette: I see. And yes, they are.

Colette: So, what exactly would you do to me?
Jack: First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna take that Patterson trocar and kill the guard with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.
Colette: Stop talking dirty and kiss me.

Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.

jwookie said...

Colette: Hey, you got girlfriend in LA? Me so horny. Me love you long time.

Jack: What do we get for ten dollars?

Colette: Every t'ing you wan'.

Jack: Everything?

Colette: Every t'ing. But not for you Jack Bauer... you too beaucoup...

Anonymous said...

Do you want to earn some Jerry Beads?

Greg said...

Collette: "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"

Jack: "I'm a locksmith, and... I'm a locksmith."

bigfoot780 said...

How bout some mud wrestling with Chloe and Audrey. Winner gets Jacks's 'gun'

Bombtruck said...

Jack: So what was the deal with you and the German dude?
Colette: He knew how to ratchet my sprockets.

Now is de time on Sprockets when we dance!

The Man said...

Jack: Who are you selling t-shirts for? We are running out of time!

V the K said...

"You know, it was a sitcom in the seventies, and it had a bitchy redhead single mom and a janitor named Schneider... Damn it! We're running out of time! Tell me what that show was called!

V the K said...

"And I will continue to do The Macarena until I break you."

Wyatt Earp said...

Jack: "Things work out, I'll be showing you my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!

Anonymous said...

Colette: Jack, my eyes are up here!

Steve O said...

"You have beautiful eyes."

"My eyes are up here."

Steve O said...

Headline caption actually comes from headline at "Woman With Huge Rack Told She Has Beautiful Eyes"

Uncle Joe said...

Jack: "Dammit! I told you to remove your top QUICKLY."
Colette: "I don't see why. ."
Jack: "Ma'am you'll just have to trust me on this one. DAMMIT!"

Mark K. Sprengel said...

Yes, it will fit between them. But since you doubt it, I'll show you.