Chloe's Limbaugh Lust
Top 10 Signs Chloe Is Obsessed with Rush Limbaugh
1. In moments of passion with Spencer called out "Dittos! Ditto! Mega-Dittos!"
2. CTU's New Top Terror Priority: Femi-Nazis.
3. Left buttock, Pittsburgh Steeler's tattoo. Right buttock, Ronald Reagan.
4. Orders Jack Bauer to bring in Al Franken to CTU for deep interrogation.
5. Caught in CTU break room practicing sign language for "Spank me, big daddy!"
6. As Cen-Tox gas fumes filled CTU, sent final IM "If I don't make it, tell Rush I love him."
7. On open-line Friday, someone has hacked into the system and only "Potato Face From Los Angeles" can get through.
8. NORAD computers hacked. Chappaqua, NY "accidentally" targeted for nuclear strike.
9. Shows up at CTU wearing his varsity jacket
10. Appears on Dr. Phil's "I Am Obsessed with Rush Limbaugh" episode.
(Rush Limbaugh's interview with Joe Surnow, including the real reason Truffle Shuffle was iced, is at Rush Limbaugh dot com)