"Dangit Jack, I shoulda never told you about my knee fetish. They were perfect and now you've destroyed that. I hope you're happy with yourself"
"I can't believe I let you talk me into seeing Brokeback Mountain!""I knoooow!! What was I thinking?"
"Jack, are you NUTS?? Don't you know how hard it is to get bloodstains out of linen slacks?!"
No fair! I'm the masochist, not her!
The world first "no touch" orgasm
Go ahead, shoot her again!
Ohhh Curtis...so it is true.
Noooooooo Chloe and Edgar are never gonna get together
If anyone is reading this on sunday night could you please help me test my new Jack Bauer Liveblog site?http://www.thedailypurge.com/jackbauer/
"Don't laugh, I just got out of the pool! It's normally bigger, promise.""OK, who cut the frickin cheese?"
I told you I don't like it when you ### all over my leg!!
For Her:"Oh My God! The Poltergeists are back!!"For Him:Jack, Surrender or there will be. . . .trouble!"
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