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Monday, March 06, 2006

RIP Truffle Shuffle




Welcome to the online wake for Edgar "Truffle Shuffle" Stiles, he's now in CTU Heaven. Post your memories of Edgar in the comments section and stop by The Carnival of Edgar.
EXPERIENCE:
CTU - Intelligence Analyst, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
CTU - Internet Protocol Manager, Los Angeles Domestic Unit
Kitty Cat Club - Men's bathroom attendent

EXPERTISE:
Operating systems, distributed systems, informational retrieval and wireless networks. He was also Chloe's bitch at times.

EDUCATION:
Bachelor of Science, Computer Applications with honors - New York University

PERSONAL:
Single (But almost scored with Chloe)

Chloe finally found a way to quit Edgar.

77 comments:

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I feel bad but I didn't have much emotion that we lost truffle shuffle. Call me heartless!

Michael Hodges said...

ehh, yeah no emotion there, but I was definitely shocked when it happened, totally didn't see it coming. I was like "whoa..damn"

Sloth... miss... Edgar.. heh

The Man said...

Do we count him as 2 bodies on the Jack Bauer Kill Counter?

kitty said...

Well I'll miss him! sniff sniff He and Chloe made a great team.

The Man said...

Kitty - I thought Edgar had something with Carrie...until he let her go alone to check out the ventilation shaft.

Tyler D. said...

YAY! More space for the rest of us.

Beauner13 said...

You know, seriously, Edgar was a cool guy. Aside from the occasional simpering, he was good people. I'm honestly disappointed to see him go.

Anonymous said...

it's a lesson to us all. if you're a fatass, you can't outrun nerve gas.

Denis E. Ambrose, Jr. said...

He's gone to that big server room in the sky...

Either that, or the big donut shop in the sky...

God speed, Truffle Shuffle.

M.Eg. said...

How can you be so heartless! I lost it when Edgar died (sob) it was tragic, Edgar was like my third favorite character.

FReeperdude said...

Let's hope Chloe now realizes that she must get out from behind her desk and accept her destiny as a true terrorist-killing, AR15 commanding, super-babe CTU field agent.

In memory of Edgar. From this day forth, a single donut shall go uneaten every day so that Edgar's spirit does not starve!

kateykakes said...

M.Eg,

I was stunned to see Edgar die. It killed me. My son, on the other hand, laughed his butt off.

He's heartless!

Vinnie said...

Edgar's death means only one thing.

Tony Soprano is the brains behind the whole operation.

He got revenge for Truffle Shuffle making Big Pussy into an informant.

Hm, there's a B4B Fight Club matchup:

Tony Soprano v. Jack Bauer.

Dave said...

Oh my god, they killed Edgar.
YOU BASTARDS!

Cynthia said...

Just when I was beginning to trust Edgar...

I just want to know one thing. Why wasn't every station at CTU equipped with masks?

Ahhh, story line...

James Manning said...

I feel bad for the guy... call me a wimp but I liked the guy.

Little Miss Chatterbox said...

I can't believe Edgar got 16 comments and where's V the K's Tivo blogging????

Meg said...

I LOOOOVED Edgar so much...he was such a nice guy. Aww, I'mgonna miss him!

Greg said...

In honor of Edgar, I'm stopping on the way to work and getting 2 glazed donuts.

Rest in peace big boy.

The Man said...

I just want to know one thing. Why wasn't every station at CTU equipped with masks?

- 1 word: FEMA

Anonymous said...

EEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

i'm sad now.

Mrs Vee said...

R.I.P Edgar. No one will ever be able to fill your chair. Literally.

al said...

This one caught me by surprise. I figured Edgar had waddled his way out when Chloe told him to.

Now Chloe will want revenge.

NDwalters said...

No more Truffle Shuffle, son of a biscuit! That sucks! I enjoyed Edgar being talked down to by Chloe. Well, at least Chunk went out trying to save someone. Too bad she got stabbed in the back, twice.

L-Train said...

I guess this is a testament to having sound cardiovascular fitness...Maybe if Truffle Shuffle could have walked briskly and held his breath for longer than 5 seconds he would have gotten out alive...

Dr. Blogstein said...

Dead-gar

RFTR said...

They said that CTU lost 40% of their staff. Does that mean Edgar is the only dead body on the scene?

Dark Paladin said...

This took me by surprise...

Props go out to Chloe, she really looked like someone just killed her puppy.. I suppose Edgar would eat food scraps just like a puppy!

Crystal U said...

I cried, It was an awful thing to happen to Edgar. After I cried I punched myself in the face, because that is what Jack would do.

The Pie said...

I didn't see this one coming at all...

The only one happy for him to go was his chair, which immediately said "GASP!!! AIR!! AIR!!!"

The Man said...

After I cried I punched myself in the face, because that is what Jack would do.

Jack would have shot himself above the kneecap so he could still walk.

Michael said...

First, I know this is only a show, and Edgar a character but, you all are just a bunch heartless scumbags. I was totally shocked, I did not see this coming. The writer's threw a major curve ball with this turn of events.

The look on Chloe's face, the tears in her eyes, was priceless.

Kudos go to Blogs4Bauer for their insight inthe creation of this post.

Guess the real life news of a GF expecting a baby, and wedding plans, put a damper on filming schedules. Hopefully we won't be seeing Mr. Louis Lombardi, doing Allstate Auto Insurance commercials.

lawhawk said...

You know what this really means. It means Kim's going to be called back into CTU as a field agent to take the place of all those dead CTUers.

And may they use her clothes to block out the nerve gas from entering the room.

He actually looks like he survived longer than a bunch of the other CTUers considering that he was coming from one of the sublevels. And doesn't CTU have atropine or other drugs to assist in saving those who are afflicted with the nerve gas?

Ssssteve said...

This totally blows!!! Chloe better go bad ass on the bad guys now!!!!!

I think Wyatt is dancing a jig now!!

lawhawk said...

This kind of senseless death and mayhem must be dealt with forthwith.

I hereby nominate Initech the new security provider for CTU. TPS reports for everyone. Because paper beats gas.

Jason said...

Wow, totally caught me by surprise.

Jack should have shot Kim's new boy just get his anger level down to "Threat/Torture Level - Red"

Edgar, you will be missed at Station 2.

Anonymous said...

It's all Lynn's fault too! If he'd just 'fessed up about having a druggie beat him up and take his keycard (what a punk Lynn is), the whole situation could've been avoided. Then it would've been up to Jack to shoot 'em all above the kneecaps (so they could still walk)...

Anonymous said...

Edgar was cool! but he shoud've listened to Carrie. Now hes dead. it was a real shocker

Matt said...

I am a professional geek and I have no shame saying that I really liked Edgar and was truly bummed when my fictional peer died. My girlfriend (yes, some of us have them ;) ) looked at me and said "Oh my God!... Are you going to cry?" and I said "I- I don't know."

For the record, I didn't but I'm going to miss him. It worked great for the show though. It was pure 24. I love how they gave him the silent clock too.

Torbar said...

When i saw egg(thats what i call him for some reason) die, a tear came to my eye. :(
RIP Egg

Anonymous said...

I think that episode was the best one ever. And, since 24 is the best TV show ever, i guess we can call that episode the best hour of TV ever. I NEARLY cried, but i was damn close. The only time i have cried on 24 was on season 2 when Jack and Kim talked for the last time.

traylblazr said...

RIP Edgar, the coolest TV geek ever. Why, cuz you were a regular guy! Who we gonna go to for comic relief on this show now?

When I saw Edgar come out and head for where Chloe and company were, my heart sank, and knew what was gonna happen. I said, "NOooo! Not Edgar!" I actually felt bad, like a real person died.. Had to remind myself how silly I was acting because it's a FREAKIN TV SHOW!

And to think it wasn't all those Whoppers or Dunkin Donuts that offed Edgar. Those places gonna go out of business no! All the all you can eat buffets next to CTU are safe once again!

Anonymous said...

I WANT EDGAR BACK !!!! HOW MANY VERTICALLY CHALLENGED INTELLIGENT MEN ARE ON TV? LETS HAVE A SHOWER SCENE OR A DREAM SCENE OR SOMETHING. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Channing said...

A hilarious tribute to Edgar stiles, gone but not forgotten... at least until we vacuum up the crumbs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GezQu3i8l-E

Back was Edgar was (a little) more svelte.

Natsthename said...

I'm still in shock....will there be another overweight character with a slight lisp to take Edgar's place now?

Anonymous said...

Oh man I thought Chloe was gonna cry

24 Rox my Sox said...

It's been a few days now and I am still shocked that Edgar is gone!! I am praying for a miracle here. Maybe we will find out he got shot, like the girl in the mall, and they can treat him with an antedote and Edgar will be resurrected!!! I actually felt quite bad for Chloe. She finally had some real, sensitive, human emotion. I say... bring back Edgar!!! After all, who is Chloe going to humiliate now???

Anonymous said...

Sad now...

Better dead Edgar than unconscious Edgar, 'cause Jack would then have to carry him and rupture his spleen. It's hard to chase dwon terrorists with a ruptured spleen. Even for Jack Bauer.

I said it.

The KOB said...

Stylin' and Profilin'

RIP Edgar, you will be missed

Anonymous said...

My five stages of grief for the death of Edgar are listed at http://blogs.dotnetnerds.com/jenn/archive/2006/03/08/31541.aspx

fmragtops said...

All I know is, Robocop better beware, cuz he is about to have a very pissed off Jack Bauer torturing him.

Anywho, I don't care that Truffle Shuffle is dead. He deserved it. It would have come sooner or later. I mean he said on ESPN2 Cold Pizza that Tony Soprano could beat up Jack Bauer. If Jack heard that, he'd be killing TS himself.

Deathknyte said...

Who is Edgar?

Martin Sound Labs said...

The Krispy Kremes in the sealed off conference room are safe, for now.

Anonymous said...

Edgar? EDGAR!

Damn you! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL Terrorists!

seriously, the episode was the most fun hour of 24 I can remember right up until Edgar got killed. I was laughing hysterically when Jack shot Mrs. Henderson "above the knee-cap...." really killed my buzz when Edgar bought it though.

Anonymous said...

edgar will be remembered as 350 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Look for his likeness to be on the next state quarter.

RIP Big Fella.

Stephen M. St. Onge said...

        Damn, man, I used to weigh as much as Edgar.  This really bites.

        I hope Jack is especially sadistic when he kills this group of terrorists.

        And let's not forget, Edgar saved tens of thousands of lives when the nuke plants were in danger of melting down.

        I'll miss you, big guy.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely shocking! It was so sad.

Waldo J. Cartridge said...

Everyone on this site is cold-hearted and purely mean. There is absolutely nothing funy about Edgar, and even less funny about Edgar's untimely death. "Shuffle Truffle"? Come on people. Edgar wasn't even very overweight. Well, he was, but I go to Louis Lombardi's gym and I watch him work his ass off every week.

For those of you among me wishing Edgar would come back from the dead, I have very good news. An inside source from a FOX writing team has informed me that Chloe and Edgar have a secret love child that may be featured in a future episode "hour" of the show. His name is Edmund. Unfortuneatle for us, Edmund has been known to be locked in a wardrobe in a far away world, and is suspectedly very busy fighting evil witches. Edmund has no time for terrorists.

-Waldo J. Cartridge

Anonymous said...

Ever since Edgar went on that vacation with the gay sheepherder, it was all down hill.
At least he died knowing all this was his fault for not paying attention to computer warnings.
He is now being F-Disked and will never be remembered for anything.

Anonymous said...

hey u guys how do u know Edgars really DEAD maybe part of him is alive!!I sure hope so!!

Chief_B said...

This show makes me cry and makes me laugh. Edgar dies (cry for the big fella) and Jack shoots a defenseless middle-aged woman in an attempt to make her husband talk (laugh because I'm not suprised).

april_e said...

i was horrified when I realized Edgar wouldn't make it into the situation room. I even teared up a little. I miss him already.

peaceout said...

maybe his fat absorbed enough of the toxic gas that he will surprisingl get up next episode. Oh well, he gets to say hello to mama, poor souls!

Anonymous said...

Man, I just watched my recorded 24 yesterday, and Edgar's death has really gotten me down. I'm gonna miss that guy, he was good people, and he saved millions o' lives last season.

Chloe's expression was devastating.

jillosophy said...

Maybe he just had a heart attack & will be revived... hey, it's possible...

jillosophy said...

Maybe he just had a heart attack & will be revived... hey, it's possible...

jillosophy said...

Maybe he just had a heart attack & will be revived... hey, it's possible...

Anonymous said...

EDGAR WILL RETURN WITH DAVID PALMER TO KILL KIM.

jackbauermyhero said...

I will miss you the male Chloe. My hopes of you making ugly children with your female counterpart are squished. Lots of love, I wish it had been Kim.

Ann said...

Personally I loved Edgar & I am sick that he's gone from the show. What I love about him & Chloe are that they are like regular people & I think both of them have been great on the show. Actually I'm furious that Edgar is gone. I wish they'd bring Edgar back.

LOMaverick said...

I wasn't this emotional when Palmer died.

I cried.

Will he still lisp in heaven?

trade wind said...

Do we absolutely, positively KNOW he's assumed room temperature? Is he not merely, but most sincerely dead? I didn't see the coroner.

Just sayin'......

Dogman said...

Just a question: How did the Hobbit get back in CTU without his Keycard? And if he was logged in, why didn't that show up in the security screen? Is this a blooper, or a plot twist? we should shoot The Hobbit above the knee(so he can still walk)for answers!

Jimmy said...

Edgar was a liability.......he was goung to make a major mistake at some point. A sentimental loss but if Jack had to kill either Chloe or Stiles it would have been an easy decision

Waldo J. Cartridge said...

I loved Edgar. So very much.

Anonymous said...

Thank God that fat waste of space wont be filling up our screens with his poor acting anymore.

Tried to be 'cute' but was just retarded.

3 Cheers for the terrorist that freed us of fat boys wooden acting!!

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