Live Blogging 8pm - 9pm

Evening, all! My name is Wyatt Earp of Support Your Local Gunfighter, and I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. I am also here Live Blog 24 from 8-9pm. Monday is quickly becoming Fox's home run night, now that the second best Fox show, Prison Break, is back. So, grab a snack and a beverage of your choosing, and let's get ready to rumble!

8:57pm (Earth Time) - I don't believe they are gonna bring Lincoln to the chair then end this episode!!! Sorry. Right about now, Citizen Grim is commenting that I am the mole.

8:00pm - Mmm . . . the graphic violence disclaimer. I'm all atingle!

8:00pm - Well, it looks like the junkie is now a corpsie. Heh. Since when did Logan hire Carrie Fisher as his Press Secretary?

8:06pm - A curfew? Hear that, Tyler D? All juveniles must be in bed with their blankies, post haste! This Homeland Security broad is in dire need of some hot monkey lovin'!

8:08pm - How great will it be when Chloe bitch-slaps this Homeland Security toad? Uh-oh, looks like Aaron may be seeking a booty call!

8:10pm - Martial Law? Where's that fat Asian guy from that lame CBS show???

8:12pm - Terrorist, schmerrorist. This chick makes Kim Bauer look like Janet Reno! Thigh-high leather boots, AND a Russian accent? Oh my God, it's my perfect woman!!!

8:14pm - Commercial break! So, how disappointing is my Live Blogging? I am about as entertaining as Jm J. Bullock!

8:17pm - Kudos to lawhawk for a Snake Plissken reference in the comments. OUTSTANDING! There is no curfew in Farmington - Vic Mackey has that one under control.

8:20pm - Gotta like Curtiss' high-ready position with his firearm. Oh, nevermind. Great, the Germans are involved. Seig heil!

8:24pm - See, that whole "Diplomatic Immunity" crap didn't work in Lethal Weapon 2. Why would this Eurotrash think it'd work now?

8:26pm - Oh, swell, another Katie Holmes movie. *Gag*

8:28pm - Nice wheels, baby . . . and I don't mean the car. Hold on, you mean Germany isn't cooperating with us? Say it isn't so!!!

8:30pm - I also have a "Wet List," but Jack probably doesn't want it. It mostly consists of BSG babes. Good job, Chloe: the old spill the drink on the groin trick.

8:33pm - That's right, Oksana, keep pissing off Bierko.

8:36pm - "Torch" the place? That's arson! It's a felony!!! What is up with this guy???

8:37pm - Please don't think that this lame Live Blogging is an adequate representative of my blog. SYLG is much more boring than this! It's very difficult to think of sarcastic things to say every damned minute. I'm breaking a sweat here!

8:39pm - Ya know when the VP was a Senator, he strangled a girl during sex on a Japanese corporations table. Classy! (Bonus points to decrypt that reference.)

8:40pm - Yeah, we all know what the Germans did for their country. Just ask Poland. Sorry, cheap shot.

8:44pm - It IS Jack's call. He has the gun. He is with the goose-stepper. And damn, woman, put on some makeup!

8:48pm - Eddie Vedder pulled a Quagmire! Boink 'em, and leave 'em! The price: an exploding PDA. Same thing happened to my Game Boy after 102 straight hours of Metal Gear.

8:49pm - I predict The ATL will make billions!

8:54pm - OH. MY. GOD! Oksana is CUFFED!!! Who else wants to go to the nudie bar? Don't fall for it, Buchanan - it's the schematics for Scores in Manhattan!

8:57pm - Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time! Time to die! Why try and outrun the van when the door opens? HIT THE DAMNED BRAKES!

8:59pm - Road trip with Oksana! SWEET!

Post-script - Next week looks fab! Somebody better hook up Audrey to the drug/torture machine. And where the hell is Robocop??? Somebody better answer my frakkin' questions, RIGHT NOW!!!

Oh well, yet another action-packed episode. And for the record, I missed Oksana saying her contact was Audrey. I WAS TYPING!!! Damn. Thank God for TiVo, and thanks for your patience with my hatchet job. I'm out! Enjoy The Psychedelic Furs!